4: Yeah, Right!
Warnings: Mild Cussing
Published 9/18/2020, 10:47PM
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Reality's an illusion, the Universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeee!
-Bill Cipher
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"Psh, yeah right!" Dipper chuckled. "You can't even lay a finger on us unless we're asleep!" He laughed. Pyronica's smile twisted into a scowl.
"You're smarter than you look, Dipper." She grinned. "But don't worry. . ." She walked over to the rift. Dipper didn't move a muscle. "You'll slip up and when you do~"
She threw the rift on the ground, cracking it in the process. The entire place twisted into a chaotic Apocalypse. It looked just like Weirdmageddon. Dipper gritted his teeth and stood up.
"Get out of here! You have no dominion in our world!" He yelled angrily. She laughed. "Maybe not right now, but things change, Dipper Pines! Things. . . Change!"
"DIPPER, WAKE UP AND GET CHANGED!" He sat up with a growl. "Ugh, my head. . ." Mabel ignored him and frantically got him some clothes. They planned on trying to look for their Grunkles.
"Alright, you dork, get out so I can change." Dipper said, rolling his eyes. Mabel stuck her tongue out at him and left the room. "Things change, Dipper Pines. . ."
He shook his head and threw a shirt on, then he put on a zipper hoodie with some shorts. Grabbing his Pinetree hat, Rift, and Journal from his nightstand, he hurried down the stairs of the Shack.
Everyone was already there. Fiddleford had a bunch of folders next to him. Curious, Dipper took a seat next to him. "What are these?" He asked. "All the possible places where they could be keeping the Twins." He said without looking at him.
"How are we so sure that their not keeping him hostage in some other dimension?" Gideon asked, frustrated. "First, the portal is closed. If it's used once it's hard to turn it on again, since Ford and I never finished it, and the demons used the portal to get here," Fiddleford answered.
"Second, they can't get out of this town, because of the Gravity Falls Weirdness Magnetism, as Ford calls it. Also, it's more likely that the demons possessed or created a vessel to kidnap them."
Dipper's eyes widened. Pyronica could've hurt them all this time. And she was in a vessel, meaning she could've stolen or created a body, he thought the human body Pyronica had last night was just for fun. There was no one he could trust.
"So she could be anywhere and we wouldn't know?" Dipper asked, frustrated. "Fraid so," Fiddleford answered. "And here we go, these places are where they could've kept 'em." He said, passing a stack of folders to Dipper.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Robbie asked. "We need to see if she has any other targets," Dipper said, gritting his teeth. He hated being patient. He just wanted to get his Grunkles and be done with.
But he knew that there was something else. There had to be some other reason as to why they kidnapped the twins. "We can't risk anyone else's lives. So the only logical thing is to-"
"Break the law and tell the town." Mabel said, grinning. "Stan would be proud," Wendy chuckled. "I've thought up a plan last night." Dipper said, getting everyone's attention.
"First, like Mabel said, tell the town. That way we would be prepared. If we find out that things are going to get more. . . Weird, we'll evacuate them. Now, we also need to figure out the demons' vessels. If we can classify them from humans, we'll do a much better job.
I was visited last night. I already know what Pyronica looks like, so be on the look out for a pink haired girl. We also gotta look out for other demons. Meanwhile, we'll also look for any other targets. We'll go asking around if they were visited."
After that, we'll go get the Grunkles and make sure the rift is safe. If we're getting another Weirdmaggedon, we need to be prepared. Mabel, unicorn hair. The rest of you look for weapons around the Shack and hide them somewhere accessible."
"We won before, we're doing it again." Dipper finished. Everyone stared at him with wide eyes. "Did I stutter?" He asked. "You thought of that in one night?" Mabel asked, surprised. "An aspiring scientist such as I should know how to plan," Dipper chuckled.
"Wendy and Mabel, get the unicorn hair. Fight with em, hurt them, kill them, I don't care. Bring back some unicorn hair." Both ladies looked at each other with a this is going to be fun look.
"Gideon and Pacifica, you guys will gather the whole town, tourists and all. Just get everyone rounded up. You two are respected in this town, so I expect there to be no difficulties." They nodded.
"Soos, come with me. We're gonna check the statue again, demon proof the Shack, then meet up with Paz and Gideon."
"Fiddleford and the rest will, as I said, get the weapons, and we'll all go to town square and tell the town." Dipper exhaled. "Understood?" Everyone nodded and went to do their 'tasks.'
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Mabel and Wendy walked through the woods, reading a printed copy of Journal 3. "They should be right here." Wendy whispered. "Wait, don't we need Grenda to chant the incantation?" Mabel asked.
"Psh, everything about the unicorns turned out to be plastic. Bet the 'deepest voice' part was just a lie." Wendy said.
"I hope you're right. . ." She replied. Mabel began to read the incantation, making her voice deep for good measure. Soon enough, the tall walls of the Unicorns' home rose from the ground.
"Knock knock!" Mabel said playfully. The gates opened and they walked in. "Hello, I'm Princess Celestiabell- Ugh, you again." The unicorn narrowed her eyes at the two. "What do you want now?"
"Oh, we just wanna give you a haircut," Wendy grinned, holding up a pair of scissors. "Not this again. . ." She muttered. "Fine! But I request a bob."
Mabel and Wendy smiled and got to work. "Come again ladies!" Celestiabelle waved her hoof at them. They smiled and waved, walking out of the gates.
"Let's get this unicorn hair to Dipper."
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Word Count: 1055
Woo, I updated! Anyways, the next chapter is pretty easy to write in my opinion so it might be out tomorrow!