657. Tickle Monster

[A/N: This world was requested a lot, so here you go.]

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Alexander had decided to head to the next world as his work was done here. So, he let himself be taken away by the falling light beam from the sky.

After a few seconds, he finally felt the ground under his feet. He was somewhere secluded and nothing was around him. It seemed to be a desert land. He already knew that he was in human words. But, there were some dark and secret elements too.

Alexander already knew what was going to happen. So, he directly flew to the nearest city which was Los Angeles. There, he landed directly on a busy street. But, for some reason, people didn't notice him. Only one person did and immediately spoke something in his wireless.

Alexander was doing all this on purpose. He simply sat on a bench on the side and waited.

After 15 minutes, lots of armoured vehicles appeared and surrounded him. Tens of armed men got out of them and aimed their guns at him. All of them were wearing similar gear with only 3 letters written on their chest 'SCP'. After that, a man in a similar gear came to him with handcuffs.

"We need you to come with us." He said.

Alexander got up and patted his robes clean. "Lead the way."

The man was a bit shocked, it was very rare that they come across a cooperative entity. But putting cuffs was a standard procedure. Alexander also didn't refuse. What was a handcuff for him?

"It must be hard, working 18 hours a day, right? Kelly must miss you a lot." Alexander said and walked to the truck.

The SCP operative was shocked. How did this stranger know his daughter's name?

Alexander was then brought to a big building and put inside a room. Then another man came with a file and a pen.

"May I know your name?" He asked.

"Alexander Maxim Universe." He answered.

"How did you land in the crowd without being noticed?" The man asked.

Alexander entertained him, "It is one of my powers. I also knew you people were there. I am omniscient so I know everything every time. I am the son of God, the one who created everything. The Omniverse, you, me. I came to this world for work."

"Haha, sure..." The man laughed it off. He knew what Jesus looked like and Alexander wasn't like that.

"So why did you want to come here?" He asked.

"To eradicate evil. Remove all dangerous and non-earthly entities from the earth and return everything to normal. You see, millions of years ago, a door to other dimensions opened on this planet. That was the cause of all this trouble till now. All the weird beings you see are not a part of this universe." Alexander explained.

"But, what about the humans who have special powers?" The man asked.

"Evolution. The beings who came from other dimensions, some looked like humans. They reproduced with early humans and passed on their genes. Sometimes those genes become dominant again, resulting in a new SCP." He briefed.

The man wrote everything in his notebook and got up. "I will come back soon. We will provide you with food so don't worry."

Once the man was gone, Alexander also got up. He crossed the door as if made of air and walked through the long lobby.

But soon, on his way, he saw a small, orange-coloured gelly like creature. It had candies stuck on its body and was minding its own business.

The second it saw Alexander, it ran to him and climbed on. Then it rubbed itself on him while producing a calming coffee smell. Alexander also patted it. He already knew what this thing was.

It was SCP-999 who appears to be a large gelatinous mass of orange slime, with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. It shows great affection towards people. It has been shown to slither towards the nearest person and leap upon them, hugging them with a pair of pseudopods, while nuzzling the person's face with a third one, all while emitting high pitched gurgling and cooing noises.

It also releases pleasant smells depending on the person. People have experienced the smell of chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and Play-Doh.

It is also known as "The Tickle Monster", and was deemed as a Safe-class SCP under the SCP Foundation's containment. It was known for its adorable appearance and friendly attitude. When physically interacting with it, the person or creature will begin to feel a tingling, almost tickle like feeling, and will experience a state of euphoria.

It was one of the most friendly SCP's in the Foundation. SCP-999 also had a major interest in people that were unhappy or hurt in any way. People that have depression, after interacting with it, got cured of their problems, obtaining a positive view on life.

He was in some way like Thea. Thea was also able to make people's mood happy.

"Haha, okay okay, little one. Calm down now. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Why don't we go and meet someone new? He is a very nice person." Alexander asked.

The Tickle Monster nodded and giggled uncontrollably. Alexander took it to another room that had a revolving door. Alexander directly entered it, surprising the guards, but they didn't move for some reason.

"Hahaha... welcome, Alex. Come come, eat a burger with me." an old man welcomed him.

Alexander happily took a seat. Tickle Monster, though, went to give the man a hug first.

Alexander knew who this was. SCP-343, a Safe Class SCP known as "God". He was a male, seemingly race-less, humanoid in appearance with apparent omnipotence. He was discovered walking the streets of Prague and detained after a staff member witnessed him disappear from the streets and reappear on a rooftop.

Of course, containing a being who made you and could change everything with his will was impossible. So he was detained willingly in his chamber. But, the SCP foundation still refused to believe that he was God, however, they didn't have any proof to refute his claim either.

"You finally came. I knew you would come here, so I decided to make this place my home till then." God said.

Alexander knew that this was not really the big old god, his adopted father. Instead, this was a weaker iteration of him, responsible for this universe and its timelines. Alexander was actually stronger than this god.

"Hmmm, so Zulrak messed up with this realm a long time ago and left behind the abomination of all these SCP? That man is a headache." Alexander spoke.

"Correct. And you are going to solve the mess." God replied.

But suddenly, the alarms sounded and everything went on lockdown.

*ALARMS*

"I guess that was for me," Alexander muttered.

Immediately, soldiers started running around the facility, looking for Alexander. It took them 10 minutes to guess that because he claimed to be the son of God, then he might be with the man claiming to be the god.

Eventually, they were right as they found Alexander in God's room and also found Tickle Monster still hugging Alexander as if he was a human-sized candy.

"How did you leave the cell?" The guard asked.

"You guess," Alexander replied as he got up.

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