Count em Baby!

Crocodile was staring at me, probably imagining piercing my body with his golden hook, "If you keep looking at me like that, you're going to get me pregnant." I looked away, imbodying the picture of innocence and purity. The warlord spat to the side, "I will kill you!"

"Well, who's stopping you?" Crocodile growled and thrust his hand forward, creating a sand tornado that howled as it flew towards me. Clapping my hand together, I slowly pulled them apart, and I pulled Sanguinem out of my arm.

Dispersing the attack with a single airblade, Crocodile was right behind his attack, his hook brandished in front of him. My blade shone with a black gleam as I deflected the golden weapon and, in a flourish, slashed Crocodile two times on the chest.

As he flinched from the attack, I pressed my advantage, encasing my fist in bone, haki, and landed a hook of my own. I let the warlord recover, and he wiped the trail of blood from his cheek, "You know Haki, I can see why Whitebeard would choose you."

"Please, our cooks know Haki. Let me show you why Pop's chose me." I reached into my pocket and pulled out a bottle of pills before eating them all. My eyes narrowed into pinpoints, and I roared as the power coursed through my body.

My muscles bulged as I started to gro. Knowing he didn't stand any chance. When I completed my transformation, Crocodile ran to attack me, but I held up my hand, creating a bone wall.

Hacking at the barrier with his hook, Crocodile wasn't fast enough as green smoke started to fill the hallway. Covering his mouth, Crocodile tried to retreat, but it was useless as the microparticles already found their way into his body.

Crocodile froze as his body was no longer under his control. I reabsorbed the bone wall back into my body and stepped out completely untransformed. "You fell for the oldest trick in the book. The classic fake a transformation by taking a bunch of fake pills, while creating a deadly biotoxin that kills within minutes."

I stood in front of the Warlord, and I made sure he could glare but nothing else, "JK, it's only a neurotoxin. It will wear off in 12 hours. I hope you can control your bladder until then. Though you a man, I know you can do it."

I patted the warlord on the cheek and walked away. Everyone was about to wake up, and I didn't deal with the aftermath of my heist. Walking back to the main door, I found that everyone and my clones were waiting for me.

"You were cutting it close there, Captain, after seeing your clones with thought the worse," Evos commented as he hefted a rather large bag onto his shoulder.

Snapping my fingers, each of the clones shriveled up, turning to piles of ash, "Have a little faith in me, will you? But we need to get going. Our guests are starting to wake up." I gestured over to the pile of bodies that started to twitch, signs of the body starting up again.

"So, how are we going to get out of here?" Cal looked around, "I'm pretty sure there's a crowd outside trying to break in." As if on cue, the doors shook as something large and heavy rammed against it.

My bone wall held firm, though, "Okay, point noted, but I already have an idea." A few seconds later, a giant fist punched through the side of the casino, sending golden bricks everywhere. The first grabbed onto the building, leaving the body attached to such a limb.

What looked like the devil emerged from the building. It roared and unfurled its giant leathery bat wings. People screamed and ran for their lives as the monster took to the sky, blocking out the sun.

Evos held onto my thumb as I flew through the air, each fly of my wings sending us higher and higher, "Why don't we travel like this all the time?" Ace grabbed Evos, pulling him back to safety, "These large transformations are pretty draining on Soren. It will take him a few hours to recover from this."

Once I was close enough to sense the ship, I called it over and landed on the deck before promptly shifting back to my human form. "Well done, everyone, but we still have one more thing to do."

They all looked at me like I was crazy, "Please don't tell me we have to do some more bat crazy shit." Leana looked like she was going to drop dead, and I realized her clothing was somewhat torn.

"Don't worry. This is the fun part." I assured them, but Cal shook her head, "Your definition of fun often includes some life-endangering stunts."

I frowned, "Well, fine, I guess it just my job to count up all the loot and take it all for myself." My crewmate looked at each other before they slowly reached for their weapons.

"Wait!"

A few hours later, we divided all the loots, giving most of the hard currency in reserve for repairs or other emergency funds. Everyone then got a million berri in their wallet, the other stuff we could figure out how to divide like the dance powder. Honestly, I forgot about the illegal substance but thanked Leana profusely for finding the green powder.

And when we finished storing everything, I could barely walk. Opening the door to my room, I found Leana holding up the covers to let me in. "Is my mate tired from fighting all day?"

I sighed and buried my head in her chest, "I'm never too tired for my wife." Leana shivered and moaned as I started to play with her nipples.