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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

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Read Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World novel written by the author DamnPlotArmor on WebNovel, This serial novel genre is Fantasy stories, covering system, comedy, cultivation, overpowered, transmigration. ✓ Newest updated ✓ All rights reserved

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In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

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【无脑狗血,木得逻辑】 正文已完结,番外连载中 京城封家封老爷子从外抱来了一个小姑娘,对外宣称封家四小姐,却大名晏溪。 封大少爷封承漠然:我只有弟弟,没有妹妹。 封二少爷封衍假笑:这妹妹是爷爷抱回来的,自然该爷爷养着,给我们兄弟几个做什么? 封三少爷封勉不屑:不知从哪来的野种,也配当我妹妹? 晏小溪眨眨眼,娇娇软软地喊哥哥。 后来 封承:小溪,你不是喜欢游乐园吗?走,哥哥带你去。 封衍:溪溪,哥哥买了架飞机,想不想要? 封勉:溪溪宝贝儿,哥哥告诉你,从今往后京城你就横着走,谁不给你面子那就是不给我面子,老子弄死他! 晏小溪眨眨眼,还是娇娇软软地喊哥哥 老爷子冷笑:不是不喜欢吗?瞧瞧你们那点出息!来溪溪,爷爷给你买了栋别墅,以后就跟爷爷住好不好? 当封家人争小姑娘争的如火如荼时,少年勾唇,轻轻一笑:溪溪,过来,给我亲亲。 晏小溪红着脸过去了。 封承/封衍/封勉/封启:???? 操,小宝贝被抢了。 娇气女主×浪子男主。 白隽:你是我情之所钟,意之所向,心之所依。 (甜不甜难说,三观正不正难说,慎入) 不甜!!!!不宠!!!!! 慎入!!! 别又找我麻烦!!! 作品名改不了,反正你慎入!!

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Classic Isekai Bullshit

Its the same old wanked power fantasy cliché with op protag anyway — just amped up to high dimensional scale, metaphysical fights and confusing yet at the same time not-confusing philosophical concepts — hence makes me too lazy to make an equally cliché synopsis, just read what's below I guess... Writing Quality: For the question of grammar or wording, tis fine, maybe your head just can't wrap around the concepts ...that's what my biased human opinion atleast. Objectively speaking, sometimes it's just a bunch of needless mutterings of info dumps put together to make a text as if I'm translating Azathoth's mutterings. Story development: IDK, tis free-writing with the only intention of wish fulfillment so just don't expect any sort of deeply inlaid plot or whatever shit my sleep deprived brain knows it cannot come up with. Though it may come to the point that you may think that I wrote high as a kite, thy'd been warned. Character Design: The protagonist's to be honest is just pure chaos, most of the time he acts crazier than the fucking Joker himself — just doesn't give a fuck. Yet at the same time the most clear head and sanest person you can ever think of. Well, they did say that the silver lining between genius and madness is as thin as your dick... ......which is relative to the perception of who is reading, on both ways. Note: While some characters might not be the heroine, but with thier actions, they surely is on heroin. Updates: Whenever I'm in the mood ...or whenever I remember that I even wrote this. Maybe if readers were to stone me a hundred or so, I may consider a consistent every 2 weeks update. Or better yet, stone me a thousand and I shall indubitably update once or thrice a week. As for hundred thousand stones ...I shall wake up to reality. Warning: Same as many of you, I can't commit to shit. What a big red flag, right? World Background: As it is an Omniversal scale fantasy novel, everything shall be explored, no possible world shall be spared. The setting will usually take place in the academy and the Multiverse where the main cast reside but they shall venture out to explore the vast Omniverse more often as I update. In philosphy, ever heard of the term 'Fictional Realism'? if you do, then congratulations, you may know what's comin', not that its significat in the story anyway. Anyways, read at your own risk. 【WARNING】 This work may cause the great threats of stomach ache from sever laughter inducing contents, headache from hard to understand concepts, and eye strain from reading at 3 am in morning. ⚠️ 【DO NOT READ THE SECTION BELOW if you want to still be part of society. It may ruin your life, seriously. Just continue to read the first chapter and so on.】⚠️ Then there was the mere side-effects and not much of a threat to your 'physical health' such as.... ....existential crisis for its heavy huse of ontological concepts, nihilism for exploring various types of metaphysical concepts, anxiety for exploring the affect of time and other such concept too deeply, and all of the above ultimately leading to a sever case of depression. Shush, don't tell those who isn't curious enough to actually read this section. What? Cringe, right? I know, hehe. Just read on I guess.

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MisterImmortal
MisterImmortalLv14MisterImmortal

Love it. It's a breath of fresh air. Read all chapters in 3 days. The characters are interesting and funny. Cat and Taxi are cute. Florida Man is amazing. Although he feels like a parody characters, yet the story seems serious. The plot is getting thicker slowly, and the system prompts don't occupy entire chapters. 10/10 for writing, grammar, characters, world building. Looking forward to read more.

DamnPlotArmor
DamnPlotArmorAuthorDamnPlotArmor

I just came to a realization. Do you know what this novel lacks? The author's narcissistic self-review! Here goes. Writing Quality Horrible grammar and terrible sentence structures, ever! The author has been writing for 6-7 years, but he still made singular-plural-verb errors and preposition mistakes to the point that my Grammarly uninstalled itself! Verdict - Five Stars! Stability of Updates The author is lazy AF! Instead of publishing 2-3 chaps a day like the other top novels, your stupid author can only do 1 chap a day because he has a family! How dare he has a family! He should have been imprisoned in isolation and forced to write 20 hours a day like how Genshin Impact players sent their loli characters to a lithium mine 20 hours a day! Verdict - Five Stars! Story Development Nonsensical, illogical, and dumbest story ever! It's about secluding MC doing his own things, made this, do that, meet these people, kill those people, sell this, steal that, rinse and repeat! The plot is more repetitive than Goku meeting stronger adversaries and getting new powers every arc! In short, there is no plot but MC's doing stupid stuff! Verdict - Five Stars! Character Design MC is dumb and ignorant. He gives no F to other people and the hazardous environment around him. He allows enemies to hit him first even though he's Floridian Saitama who can kill gods in one punch. The side characters are too bland. What's the point of having Marlboro from Final Fantasy with an infant dryad on top screaming Nom-Nom Meow as MC's pet? A 10,000-year-old Loli Lich Empress is very unrealistic. Enemies and friends are braindead. Nothing is normal about the characters! Verdict - Five Stars! World Background The world is small, shallow, and illogical. It's a recycled universe from the author's previous novels because he can't create a better one. What immortal realm? What mortal world? What mystic realms? What empire? All are stupid and unrealistic. Verdict - Five Stars! Final Thoughts - 9999 Stars! Dumbest novel I've ever written! No plot, no in-depth characters, no story, NONE! You can't find a better trainwreck of a story dumber than this one! Turn off your brain and let the craziness of this story ruin your IQ. If you finished reading this review to the end and expecting a JRR Tolkien-graded story, scram! This novel is for people with a cultured mind. UwU

stinkclaw
stinkclawLv14stinkclaw

"reads title".............................

Androfox
AndrofoxLv13Androfox

Quick advice, in the synopsis you mention guns, I suggest you remove them since they reduce an already low immersion(since its a seclusion type novel). Im not saying my opinion im stating facts: people that read fantasy novels want to be immersed in a fantasy world and by putting things that dont match the world(guns), it usually isnt viewed well by the reader, even if it is comedy. There is a reason why modern-world cultivation novels sell less than a cultivation novel based on a proper ancient cultivation world. Hope this might help.

The_Priest
The_PriestLv3The_Priest

I'm really enjoying it so far. It's funny and different. I hope it keeps this tone throughout.

arjunks1000
arjunks1000Lv6arjunks1000

Stop recommending it so much webnovel. I don't like this novel. I don't want to read it.

XxErnestoxX
XxErnestoxXLv15XxErnestoxX

boring repetitive story with the typical secluded idiot mc. Why can't we get for once an mc that actually does something in this genre.

Daroi
DaroiLv4Daroi

What a unique title for a novel LOL Quick question for the author, is Mao Miaomiao from Florida?????

lazyvampiredemonas
lazyvampiredemonasLv4lazyvampiredemonas

This story is a gag story that deserve lots of love. More due to the fact that the author is good with making interactions. The development of the world is great and the abilities of the main character is going great too. Being able to explore his abilities, the world and his influence is a joy to read and i highly recommend it. Also the story is gag do pretty fun. References can be a hit or miss but eitherway this story is really a good casual read. Would make it 5 stars but there’s not much story development yet but i know this story is amazing.

The_Fallen_Eroge
The_Fallen_ErogeLv5The_Fallen_Eroge

Very well done, the essence of the nonsensical things are absolutely mind blowing.

aldesse
aldesseLv15aldesse

Put your neron to the side and let apreciate the desatrous consequences of puting an 50000 years old american for florida in a cultavation world.

George_Luna
George_LunaLv3George_Luna

I just started reading so I don't know how frequently they release chapters so a 5 for now. anyways I'm about 40 ch in and it's been highly entertaining since chapter one not only is it really funny it's also super creative. besides all that the chapter titles are majestic with their 'Florida state news article title' vibes

Moist_Yoda
Moist_YodaLv14Moist_Yoda

this story doesn't have the best story I read nor the best writing. but this author does know how to make an entertaining story. which can make up for any flaws they have. which tells me their writing should be able to get better over time. as long they continue to improve their writing and storytelling. few more improvements i could see them on Kindle selling their books. I would recommend this story as you will get a few laughs out of it and will be Entertain

StoryteIIer
StoryteIIerLv2StoryteIIer

"Florida Man's General Store in a Cultivation World" emerges as a magnum opus of the most arcane and recondite order, forging an anomalous symbiosis between the inimitable eccentricities of its protagonist, Florida Man, and the byzantine intricacies of the cultivation cosmos, concocting a narrative that traverses the esoteric chasm of comprehension. Within this narrative maelstrom, the cultivation milieu unveils as an eldritch phantasmagoria, where the enigmatic martial paradigms and Byzantine hierarchies effloresce in an abstruse tapestry, invoking a transient and kaleidoscopic transformation of the reader's cognitive paradigm. The narrative polyphony orchestrates tumultuous martial conflagrations in consonance with interludes of absurd persiflage, effectively ensnaring the reader within an intellectual labyrinth of unparalleled singularity. The dramatis personae, an eccentric menagerie of archetypes, imbue the narrative with a cabalistic profundity, oscillating between sibylline sagacity and whimsical capriciousness, all eloquently enunciated through prose suffused with a mellifluous symphony of rarefied lexemes, ultimately culminating in a veritable synesthetic tour de force. "Florida Man's General Store in a Cultivation World" unfurls as an imperative enigma, warranting naught but an unequivocal pentalogy of stellar encomiums in the celestial firmament of literary artistry.

William_Claw
William_ClawLv15William_Claw

this one goes on my recommendation list. Comedic, unique, decent pacing, satisfactorily op protaganist for that type of novel. plenty of world building, and there is actual logical flow. (too many novels have been extremely inconsistent and illogical lately. I blame AI. This one doesnt seem to have that problem. I probably encountered something I didnt like in this novel, but I don't remember, so that should tell you how insignificant it was)

Yatendoouji
YatendooujiLv15Yatendoouji

he clearly shows acceptance and understanding of his situation in latter chapters and seems more like an experienced 50k old monster instead of a child that's still ignorant of the world and seems to refuse to believe or properly understand his situation. if he had just schemed more from the start and maybe just thought for an extra second about all those novels he used to read it wouldn't have felt like such a push to like him as the MC for being so thick. the cat and pets still annoy me here and there but they do add some interesting point the story here and there.

OhayoSenpai
OhayoSenpaiLv3OhayoSenpai

I am very conflicted about reviewing this novel. On my own I would propably never read it but someone recommended it to me. Having read it untill chapter 39 i can for sure say that it's not for me. For sure it's well written novel, have unique background and sense of humour but it's boring. For sure some people will like it as free time novel to pass time but it require liking very slow paced novel with dense AF MC. Our main character is just stupid. For most of people's first reaction when selling some item who someone treat as treasure would be getting yourself into topic and learning about it. Sorry our MC still will play indifferent even when he need lifespan. It's just boring and wrong method to making it into comedic undertone and on the same time making MC plainly stupid and unlogical. When for some people stupid things are funny but I there are some logical limitations to this. For the author I can't say wrong thing as I liked his Villain cultivator series very much but for me work that he is creating right now is total regress to what he was doing earlier. Maybe this is whole other style of novels but earlier he had whole universe ready to explore and now he is limited to small planet with stupid MC with iq under my shoes.

Xinioch
XiniochLv15Xinioch

I hate writing reviews but this story deserves one. The stereotypical Florida Man is now in a cultivation world... I don't know what else to say but that.

Mhopedo77
Mhopedo77Lv5Mhopedo77

yeeehaaaawwww...........................

pritzigots
pritzigotsLv1pritzigots

Story is entertaining, The chapter titles sound like real florida headlines, The mc is op, He is kinda clueless about shop prices so most of the time he sells the items for cheaper than they are supposed to be until others tell him, Atleast There is a guy that helps him with prices since he gets a part of the cut so that the mc doesnt get scammed, Also Cat is adorable,

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