The Ultimate Oopsy Daisy

"Why the FUCK doesn't he love me?! Is it because my hair is short? Or is my butt not big enough for his liking?! Why doesn't he want to have sex with me?!!"

Apophis and Thea were staring at a very drunk Tita with blank expressions.

True to her word, the eldest of the triplets was indeed bad at holding her liquor.

As soon as she got halfway through her first drink, her cheeks became slightly red and her speech became slurred.

It was then that the two of them learned her reason for being up so late, and unsurprisingly it had something to do with Abaddon.

"Even if I can't hear it, I can still feel the vibrations from them having sex all the way in my room! I've masturbated to it so much that I think my fingers are going to fall off!"

"Ack!"

*choked coughing*

Tita suddenly looked up at the sibling pair drunkenly and her face became scrunched up in a scowl.