"This, this! This this this this! You're so annoying, you――!!"
"Hehe, who's the annoying one here? Do you really think a lowly dragon like you can defeat me, the true dragon?"
Sparkling spears, blazing flames.
Exchanged insults, provocations.
Hurling insults and curses.
"Ughhhh! I'll crush you in front of Carmilla, you perverted stalker!!"
"I'm not a stalker but rather a 'perfectly refined rear-guard support' standing by your side. Do you understand? A torture-fetishist who is devoted to you."
"What's with this fetish talk!? My fetishes are amazing, okay!"
"What kind of... fetishes? Oh... I see, so that's what you were doing with that thing..."
"What's with that 'thing'!? What do you mean by 'thing'!? That's it! I've had enough! I'll skewer you, impale you, and preserve you in formaldehyde!"
"Go ahead and try, little girl――let the flames of transmigration turn the tables and burn you to ashes!"
Ear-piercing screams. The clamor of a ghastly hell.
"I'll crush you, crush you, crush you, crush you! I'm the number one, you know!"
"Shaaaahhh!!!"
A girl dressed in a coquettish outfit and another in a kimono――amidst the turmoil of human interaction, they were creating a hellish harmony!
"M-my ears! They're rotting! No, they're being scraped off! What is this, a construction site or a bunch of clueless rockers making a thousand times worse noise! Stop it, stop this blasphemy of sound! Fafnir's roar sounds like Maria's whisper! How atrocious these scum are! Oh, no, that's forbidden!"
"'Are those two... Servants? Am I not mistaken? Right? Right?'"
"'Have confidence! You're correct!'"
"As always, it's like the thunderous death voice... their sadistic tendencies are akin to cutting the umbilical cord, and just when I thought they might have improved a little, this is how they act. Hahaha."
"That's a Saint?"
"Don't be ridiculous! That would be the day of my rage! If they were saints, the world's religions would turn upside down! Non-believers would overrun the world!"
"'Anyway, let's establish contact! My ears can't take it anymore! If there's no proof, I want to go back to the room right now!'"
"'Ritsuka! Are you okay?'"
"Compared to the director's death throes, it's nothing?"
"'Oh, please! What are you saying?'"
"Alright, Mash, you volunteered as the ambassador of goodwill, right? Let's try to talk to them. If they have even a fragment of intelligence, they might understand. Well, I don't know if they have any intelligence to begin with."
Casually assigning a difficult task.
...It's kind of like, you know... I can understand the feeling of wanting to tear my heart out... Is this some sort of magic? And why is the vessel still in such a good mood?
"Me? Here? Uh, okay! I understand! I'll do my best!"
Gathering her courage, Mash stepped forward.
"I'll mediate as well! Stop! Stooooop! I can't overlook this any further! Put an end to this blasphemy of sound!"
"Please listen to us! Please calm down――!"
"Huh!?"
"Yes?"
They temporarily put aside their quarrel and recognized each other.
"What do you want? We don't need you here! Can't you back off? I have to settle things with that snake girl!"
"You said it. For a mere Common House Gecko."
"What did you say, Lizard!?"
"Frillnecked Lizard!"
"Heksapoda!"
"Mexican Beaded Lizard!"
"What are you saying~!?"
"You're the ones who started it――!?"
The Death Metal Harmony started again. Amadeus had tears in his eyes and was covering his ears.
"Gugugugu... My ears are rotting... I'm dying, my soul is dying...!"
"'Lower the volume of the speakers! It's messing with our brains! Dragon's roar doesn't even sound this bad!'"
"'Maybe we should exterminate them here...'"
"It seems there's no saint among them. Tch, it's all for nothing. Well, I found an interesting toy."
"White Snake Woman!!!"
"Red Lizard!!"
"Sorry, I feel like I'm going to vomit."
Amadeus kneeled down. Hold on! Don't lose your sanity!
"What should we do, Gil?"
Master looked exasperated, seeking guidance.
Even if you ask what we should do... I don't feel like jumping into the epicenter of that explosion-like situation...
"Do you seek my assistance? Hmph."
――But, this vessel had a different idea.
"Very well. I shall mediate this pointless dispute. ...It seems the plan has advanced a bit too quickly."
"?"
"It's about our situation. Olga Marie, Romani, and the staff, all for the Master and Mash!"
――The confident and assured voice of the king rang out.
"Considering your past achievements, I shall forgive you for witnessing the supreme art! Look closely, and fight! It is time for you to learn who the man you rely on truly is!"
――What on earth...?
"You all shall now... pay respect to the king's authority!!"
The king's authority――
At that moment――the memories recorded in the vessel's eyes were read.
――Read and remembered――!!
Memories from a distant past, deep within.
"That's right, isn't it? Pure dragon. I apologize for not noticing until now."
"W-why are you apologizing? I don't recall being apologized to――"
"Accept this meager apology from me! Now let's go! AUO! Cast off――――!!"
"Bwaaahhh!!!?"
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――...This is bad.
"Long time no see, worthless dragon. It's surprising that you've managed to make such pathetic friends."
――This is bad... This is bad...
"Huh?! What the... Ugh!! You're not glamorous at all!"
"Hehe! Exactly! It was you who came up with that name in the first place!"
――This is bad...!!
"Know your place, snake woman over there! I am Class Gorgeous! I am the King of Heroes Gilgamesh!"
I have to stop this, I have to stop this――It's going to be a disaster――!!
Fafnir, dragon witch, singularities, and incineration of human history――All of that was trivial! Insignificant!
This king――He was the ultimate beauty that scorned humanity――!!
I tried to stop this vessel with all my power!――But no, it won't stop! Such an overwhelming power and confidence! No matter how much I put my heart and soul into it, it won't even flinch! How much confidence does this king have――!?
"Um... What's the King of Heroes doing here?"
Calm down, King of Heroes, don't lose your mind! They are still young! Their hearts will be scarred! It's not about their spirit cores being marked! Don't do it, King of Heroes!!
"I have decided. I shall personally mediate your childish squabble. We are busy searching for saints. We don't have time to play with you."
―An unbearable smile of delight flows into my soul――!! No, no, this won't do! There's Mash and the Master too! Please, please reconsider――!!
――Wait, this can't be true.
"Lies, wait. Lies, right? There's no way you're Gorgeous, right? There's no way, in broad daylight... It's a lie, right?"
"Day and night, it doesn't matter. I am the King! The arbiter of all things, who determines their value, be it the sun or the moon!"
Run――!! Even if it's just Mash and the Master, run――!! Please, please run away――!!
"What are you talking about? Do we know each other?"
"You're observant. Um, well, I guess you could say that."
――Oh no, it seems futile.
"Retreat――!! I'm going back to my seat――!!"
"Mongrel! There's no escape now!! Witness the supreme beauty I weave――and etch it into your souls once again――!!"
"'――I have a bad feeling――!! Everyone, brace for shock position――!! The greatest catastrophe is coming――!!'"
"'Huh?! What, what's happening?!'"
"Master! Close your eyes!! Quickly!"
"Y-yeah!"
"Reveal――!! Wait, someone help――!! The Story King is going to kill me――!!"
"What, what is happening...?"
――King, can't you hide your true nature...?
"Etch it into your souls once again――!! Here we go! Rank EX! Anti-World Individual Noble Phantasm――!!"
Watch out――
"――A・U・O――!!"
――The greatest and worst Noble Phantasm is coming――!!
"Cast Off――!!"
――The cumbersome clothing that was draped over me is blown away...
――Revealing the naked body of the king――!!
"Little pigs――!!"
"A-Ah, Anchin-sama――!!"
"'L-Lev!!'"
"Woaaaaahh!!"
"'Amadeus is vomiting――'!!"
"Pervert! Pervert! Pervertpervertpervertpervert――!! Why are you undressing here too――!!"
"Because I want to undress!"
"This is indecent! Indecent indecent indecent indecent! Don't you have any modesty as a gentleman――!!"
"There's nothing embarrassing for me as a man!!"
The radiance intensifies, the king's royal key in my crotch――! The glowing, heaven-sent clay tablet (with a mysterious meaning)――!!
"'L-Lev! Lev! Help me! He's going to kill me! The King is going to kill me――!!'"
"What, what's going on?"
"No, it's no good, senpai! Don't look!"
"'I misunderstood!! This king is one step away from being that!! He's an unmistakable idiot――!!'"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll do anything, I won't suck blood anymore, I'll behave, so help me, Father――!!"
"Anchin-sama, Anchin-sama! It's Kiyohime! You've come to pick me up, haven't you? Let's enter the bell together! Yes, for eternity! We'll be together forever and ever! Anchin-sama――!!"
"'I won't stop... As long as you won't stop, I'll be there beyond that! So... don't stop――...'"
"'Director!!'"
"...Marie... my piano..."
"Look at me!"
"Don't look!!"
"Hahaha... This is my naked body! The one and only supreme art that surpasses even the finest diamonds! Praise me! Praise me――!! Fuhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"
――In a distant place... the sound of chaos is heard.
――I'm sorry, everyone...
――Please think of this as the king... and give up...
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