the main characters are Evan wildcat minilad sark and nogla
(forseeing)
Evan: GET IN THE HOUSE GO GO
Wildcat: AAAAOOOOHHH(it's a scream)
"they get in the house"
Evan: woah that was close
wildcat: let's set up base here
"they set up base"
Evan:they got beds for everybody in here man
sark:do you? alright I'll come upstairs
Evan:alright tell me where your gonna sleep
sark: alright I'll sleep right here
(right next to the stairs)
Evan:alright so your gonna die first
sark: yup yup
Evan:heres your pillow
(gives cardboard box)
sark:oh thanks. that's gonna be perfect for my lower back
"5 min later"
sark:oh my god I picked my pillow up and it collapsed. alright I'm gonna put that down cause sometimes I do pee the bed. this is gonna be so crowded with two 8 foot Italian plumbers
"everyone laughs"
wildcat: Italian plumbers with heads the size of volts wagon beetles that are as tall as Shaquille O'Neal
"20 min later"
Evan: here's a two week old post expired Chinese food beside your bed
sark: oh thank you. I'm gonna put it in the corner save it for later
Evan: here's the bathroom right here
sark: a bucket and some newspapers... nice
Evan: these are my weapons I'm gonna give you one weapon ok
sark: ok
Evan: here's a single hand grenade. use it wisely
sark: hopefully I don't wake up at night and eat the grenade
"few minutes later"
sark: finally my store is open
Evan: the worlds smallest and smelliest pawnshop
(continued in the next chapter)