Pablo the pedophile

"minilad sits down"

minilad: what do you want

wildcat: tell us a scary story

minilad:I am 57 year old ex plumber. I don't know where I am but I will tell you story for trade of one milk and half eaten hotdog.

(gives the items)

minilad: once there was this man. his name was Pablo. Pablo was not a very good man. he liked to have sex with small children.

wildcat: Jesus Christ

minilad: when I sit back into this chair I turn into Pablo

wildcat: you turn into Pablo!!??