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Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

SquareGoat · Games
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The First Few Matches

The first match ended swiftly. Stinja's barrage of arrows was either blocked or near misses. For second-rate rankers, it would be hard to get past this blanket bombing of spirit arrows, as well as his charged shots that penetrate all DPS-class armor.

Unluckily for him, first-rate or those that stood above the rest were capable of fending this assault and hit him in the balls. These rankers are not in the top 10 because they were high leveled. They were high leveled because they are skilled enough to be quicker than everyone.

[Oof. Fare thee well to the Archer. Stinja is the first of the ten to be eliminated, and boy was that a quick match. I wonder how much HP he had when he got done in after only a few hits.]

-Uhh, he probably had more HP than most of us.

-Stinja isn't weak, those guys are just monsters.

-And somehow, that monster lost to the Immortal Spear God.

-Well, how can you kill someone who doesn't die?