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Essential NPC with a Chicken

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity. Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm. In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta. Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans. Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose. If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

SquareGoat · Games
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253 Chs

Meeting Her Again

"Ahem," Elder Nuno faked a cough all the while tidying his clothes. "Where were we?"

"I believe you were going to tell them about the whole Blood Moon fiasco," Martel calmly reminded Elder Nuno. He picked up a glass and poured more beer.

"Ah, yes," Elder Nuno proceeded to pick up a used teacup and poured some tea before sipping. "Bfff, yuck."

Well, that tea was sitting there for quite a while now. Of course, it would become tasteless room temperature leaf water instead of tea.

"Excuse me," Elder Nuno abused nature's power and withdrew all of the tea he spat out and put them aside. "Now, where were we?"

"Are you sure you aren't drunk?" asked Martel before proceeding to chug the room temperature beer. "Bffff, yuck."

"Are you sure you aren't drunk?" Elder Nuno returned the mocking question.

"… What?" May had to ask. This confusing display was not fit for an Elder, not at all.