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Entertainment For The Bored Immortal

Fang Jiuyi was a transmigrator from the Blue Planet. And like any other transmigrator, he is also aspiring to become immortal and eternal. After struggling for hundreds of thousands of years, his aspiration became a reality. But there was one thing he didn't anticipate after he reached the top. There was nothing to do! Continue cultivate? What for? He is already the strongest. He was not a local who was addicted to cultivation! In the end, even when he became the strongest, he couldn't escape from his human nature. He became bored, so he tried everything to alleviate his boredom. After millions of years, he came back to square one; he had already tried everything. So he chose to slumber. When he woke up again, he finally had some ideas to alleviate his boredom! *** Wei Fang, a native of the cultivation world, was suddenly offered to bond with a system. He treats it carefully, as he needs to offer his soul to it. But, when the circumstances called for it, he didn't have a choice but to do so. Something that he felt to be a devil previously turned out to be something that could help him achieve greater heights in cultivation. Armed with the system, what path would he choose and what height could he achieve?

Wall_Clock · Eastern
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97 Chs

If the arrow string was pulled until it was snapped, then...

Meanwhile, at the Cloud Manor.

Han Shuang was just replying with the system when she suddenly yanked back.

She looked at the culprit with a somewhat angry face and asked, "What are you doing, darling?" But what she did was not scary at all, and just make her cuter instead.

Fang Jiuyi heaved a sigh of relief as he stared at the replying message, which was still not finished. He typed some incomprehensible words before sending it out.

He looked at his darling, who had angry expression. He didn't respond to her question but asked instead, "How can you let others know about your husband's dirty deed?"

"What dirty deed? Isn't it just that you created a technique for peepi....."

Fang Jiuyi hurriedly covered the troublemaker's mouth, but it was too late.

His other two wives were looking at the two of them.

"Dear, why don't you let the third sister finish her words?" Su Xin Yi's voice was still as soft and gentle as ever; even her expression was still like that of a gentle person, as she said while replying on the system.

But his hair stood on end as he heard it; the 'dear' was so jarring that he could hear the displeasure from her voice.

He released his hand from Han Shuang directly.

She looked at her big sister and her darling alternatively before letting out strange laughter.

"Hehehehe."

Slap!

"Why did you slap me?" He looked at the one who slapped her head.

"It was just that your laughter made me want to slap you."

Han Shuang ran to Su Xin Yi's side before saying, "Look at darling big sister, he just slapped my head!"

Su Xin Yi glared at Fang Jiuyi before looking at Han Shuang, who made a wronged face. "What are you talking about before?"

"Before? Oh that! It was just that when Darling was still young, he created a technique, especially to peep someone bathing.

"At that time, I was still a child, and he suddenly made a weird face while smiling out of nowhere.

"I was curious, so I asked him about it. At that time, he said, "

Han Shuang paused a bit and looked at Fang Jiuyi's every reaction when she said it. When she saw that he was gesturing to her to stop her story, she sneered.

"He said, 'Finally, I can fulfill many men's dreams from Blue Planet. Even though I can't turn invisible, I can use water. hahahanha, beauty, let me have a look and give you my rating'."

I am finished! My dark past, aaaah! I want to die! Fang Jiuyi was screaming inside.

He looked at his three wives. Shen Meng Yao was winking at him while smiling seductively, and Han Shuang was still sneering at him.

The first one was looking at him with narrowed eyes, his face still full of smiles, but the look she gave him gave him chills.

It seems I had to sleep on the sofa tonight!

***

The next day, Wei Fang woke up feeling refreshed; his injuries from yesterday had mostly healed; only the fracture in his left foot was still not healed.

He looked at the sunlight entering the room from the hole in the roof.

Even though it was a courtyard, the only room where the roof was still somewhat intact was the living room. The holes in the other room were so big that he could bask in the sunlight when it was sunny and take a shower of rainwater when it was raining.

So he took out the bed and decided to live in the living room.

He was limping away to wash his face before he came out to the courtyard.

Normally, there was nothing he could do with his fractured feet. He would just stay inside the room and try to cultivate; even though it would only result in a small increase that was almost negligible, at least there was an increase.

This happened almost every three days in the past month. Because he would always come back injured when he tried to accept the sect's mission.

But now that he had something to do, his mind spun quickly as he recalled everything about the Fly Swatting Palm technique.

This technique could be said to be a universal technique as it could be trained with any type of energy, even if it was internal energy, so almost everyone could train in it, even when one was not a cultivator.

The technique also only requires the hand to be trained, not like the raging fist, where it needs his full body if he wants to train it.

The Fly Swatting Palm will make one's palm move so fast that it is possible to swat fly.

Wait, why does it sound so wrong?

Nevermind, let me try the technique. Even though he already knew how to do it in his mind, knowing how to do it and being able to do it were two very different things.

He looked at his right hand and gathered his qi in his right hand meridian, slowly releasing it from the meridian and letting it seep into the flesh and muscle on his right hand.

He needs the qi to accumulate in his right hand, and let it gather there. It was like the process of pulling the arrow string.

He gathered and gathered, until he felt that it was the right amount.

Swish!

He swung his palm forward, and the sound generated from the palm was so loud that he heard it.

It really is fast—so fast that he could only see blurs. The technique made his palm move so fast that he could even see a trace of red in its track. But his qi was instantly depleted by a quarter.

Wait, a trace of red?

He looked at his right hand, and a frightening scene entered his sight.

"Fack!" he cursed loudly.

And the late pain also came as the adrenaline was gone. "Fack!!" making him curse more loudly.

His hand looked like something out of a car accident. As much of his flesh and skin was cut until it looked mangled, fresh blood was still flowing out, as he could still feel the flowing blood vividly.

"What happened? Why has my hand become like this? I remember that I performed the techniques correctly."

But he didn't have any more time to think as he entered the house and took the healing ointment.

"I hope this thing can really cure any external injuries."

Even though he said that he still believed the word of the system after he received the two books that directly imparted it to his soul,.

After he applied the ointment, he looked in shock as the mangled glesh on his right hand wriggled as it started to heal, making him feel itchy. It seems the word from the system was a bit of an understatement that the wound would heal after a few minutes; it would only need seconds.

"So what did go wrong?" He pondered after his hand healed.

"Should I consult with some seniors? But what if he asked me where I got the technique? In the first place, could the technique I learned from the system be shared with others? Oh right, the system—how could I forget it? I should consult it with the system."

"Brother system?"

[The system did not have a brother like you.]

"Ugh. Then how should I address you?"

[The host can call the system System-sama.]

"System-sama?"

[Yes!]

Even though he didn't understand what '-sama' is, he still did what the system wished.

"So, System-sama, why did my hand burst?"

[It seems the host still didn't work hard even after getting the system reminder.]

"What reminder?"

[The reminder to increase the host's intelligence]

Wei Fang was speechless, is intelligence really something that could be improved?

[The accumulation of the qi is like the process of pulling arrow string. So if you pulled the string until it snapped, then...]

"I understand!"

Wei Fang was so excited that he shouted.

[What did the host understand?]

"Then we must have pulled the string too hard that it snapped, so we needed to pull less."

[That's why I reminded the host to increase his intelligence. If the arrow string was snapped, then we must change it to a stronger arrow string.]

"Fack!"