8 The Story of a Guy with Two Chickens

George doesn't want to accept the land, but Li Weixiang keeps coaxing until he accepted the land. He even threatened George if he doesn't accept the land, he won't take him back to the surface. So he didn't have any choice but to accept it.

Sigh.. I hope it's not a scam or some kind of scheme!!

As George waited Li Weixiang's recovery, he tried cultivating with a method according to the thicc book. With a half lotus position, he meditated and tried to absorb the spiritual qi that surrounds him.

According to the book and Li Weixiang, even though the cliff is cold and gloomy, the spiritual qi in here is thicker than in the surface, so it's a very good place to cultivate.

With the help of the book, he knows how to cultivate correctly and effectively. The cultivation method inside the thicc book actually made his breath became really stable, so the time used to make him focus is quite fast. George also felt really comfortable when he felt the spirit qi coming inside his body and seeping into his meridian.

Even though it's comfy, as a modern person, he felt bored relatively fast. He can't continue cultivating for more than thirty minutes without feeling bored.

But the day went by quicker when there's someone accompanying him. When he bored, he talked to Li Weixiang and the chickens, or he cultivated. He also played with the musical instruments from time to time.

...

"Alright! I'm already recovered sixty percent of my health and power! Hey Brother Ma, Let's go! We need to investigate this place first before we go back to the surface."

George was in the middle of cultivation, but when he heard Li Weixiang's voice, his eyes brightened up. He excitedly stretched his muscle and looked at Li Weixiang with a puppy like eyes. It clearly showed that he is really bored in this gloomy cliff and wanted to go out ASAP.

Li Weixiang nodded "Let's go!".

Even though Li Weixiang thought that this cliff isn't as simple as he think, it's actually just a regular, but a very deep natural cliff. So a few days they investigated this cliff, there's not a single treasure or a living person inside this cliff. The only treasure they found is actually from looting the skeletons.

Li Weixiang only sighed when he know that it's just a regular cliff.. "Alas! Let's just go back to the surface! I doubt that there's any treasure in this cliff."

I already told you that... But you didn't listen

...

Before going back to the top of the cliff, George stored all sort of things inside his golden bag of holding. But... Chickens couldn't go inside the bag. It only stores an objects not a living beings. But then George heard a similar sounding jingle.

It.. it couldn't be!

「Ding! In that case, Host could buy this magical item.」

Sigh.. Of course it's that legendary salesman! The A.I. of the Eldritch Shop System!

Soon a magical item pop up advertisement showed up inside George's mind.

< Golden Lasso >

The Golden Lasso is a tool added by a minecraft mod called Extra Utilities 2. It is used to transport weak animals, But picking up hostile entities requires a Cursed Lasso. It could also be used to craft various utilities using the captured entity.

[Price : 1.000 Credits]

I'm sorry, but i ain't buying that! I'm gonna eat those chickens!!!

「Ding! This tool could be used unlimitedly and it's similar to the golden bag of holding, but for animals!」

Hehe! I know.. But i just wanted to eat some chickens.

「Ding! Don't host felt the attachment? Don't be a jerk and eat your talking companion!」

Hehe! I know i'm a jerk for eating them, but i already decided that. So it's okay.

「Tch ! I failed yet again.」

George's face twitched yet again when he heard the A.I.'s word.

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"Cuckoo! The hooman is actually a nice person! He didn't eat our eggs too often. And he sometimes talked to us too!"

The other chicken nodded "Yes.. He's a good hooman! I heard that they're going to go back to the surface. It only means that we are going to be a free chicken!"

When George heard that, he was amused. "Who the hell would release you guys? I'll definetly eat you. It's gonna be a waste if i do that!" He thought. Then he shouted to Li Weixiang "Hey Brother Li! Do you want to eat some chicken roast?"

The relaxed chickens suddenly became stiffen! "Cuck.. Cuck... Cuckcoo! Noo.. He is shameless! He talked to us when he bored and then he ate us too?"

The rooster replied "Cuckcoo! Good! You are really good Mr. Ma Yunjing! Don't you think that we chickens are a pushovers! Chicken Mama! Let's trashes this place and make a mess and peck him, so he couldn't touch us!"

"Cuckcoo! Yes, Chicken Papa! We'll definitely remembers this Mr. Ma Yunjing!"

Soon there's a funny scene in there.. a guy chasing two chicken that's thrashing around the bottom of the famous bottomless cliff.

Sigh.. Fortunately, i already stored the items inside the golden bag of holding.

When Li Weixiang saw that, he couldn't help but laugh at George. But after a while the chicken got caught and they went into their belly.

Their meat contains so much fat, so it was really juicy. It instantly melted inside George and Li Weixiang's mouth.

While they eat, Li Weixiang suddenly asked a question to George. "Don't you feel attached to them? I saw you talked to them beforehand.. hehe!"

"Well.. actually yes. But if i left him here they would starve to death or if i release them they probably will also be eaten sooner or later by some people. Furthermore, it's a waste!"

Li Weixiang's face twitched. "Haha.. Okay then.. Let's go!"

Li Weixiang grabbed George's waist and then he flied to the surface with his 5-star battle axe.

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