Saiyan Saga I
"Well this is some fucked up shit huh?" I spoke to no one as I looked around, seeing nothing but a field of trees and a few lakes of water around me as I stood up and started walking towards one
"Man that party was great huh? Loud music, cops getting called, cops then joining in for a beer, angry white lady complaining throughout the night, ah good times.. Love Hispanic parties" I laughed a bit at my lame joke before getting up, shakily may I add, before walking over to one of the bodies of water to wash up
"How the hell did I get here anyway? Did Mark play a prank again? Real good joke asshole… Points for putting me in the wilderness though, thanks for taking me camping those couple times Jack." Getting to the water I knelt down before scooping some up and splashing it on my face
'Man that feels nice.. hm?' I paid attention to the reflection in the water before hearing a stomp behind me and then a scream
SCREECH!
A dinosaur, a fucking dinosaur! Those extinct things that lived before a giant rock fucked them over
A T-Rex, thats what this thing was, so I slowly got up and did what anyone would who didn't think too much about this situation. I ran
"FUCK! fuck fuck fuck! What the actual hell?!" I screamed as I ran, the T-Rex chasing behind, only now as I ran did I realize that I was outrunning the beast. 'Aren't these fuckers faster than me?' Turning around I then realized the beast was behind, way behind me
I halted as I then squinted my eyes, realizing I had run way faster than what should be humanly possible as I fell on my ass and breathed
"How.. the hell.. did I do that? No wait this is worse.." I ran my hand across my face before sighing. This isn't my face
In my reflection I had seen a face that didn't belong to me, sharp black eyes instead of my previous green, spiky black hair with one bang falling on the right side of my forehead, reminding me of the hair of Shallot from DB legends just slightly shorter, which contrasted to my light short brown hair that I had just yesterday
I calmed down a bit before getting up, seeing the moon start to show as the clouds above cleared away before I turned away yet when I did I felt.. something brush against my leg. I looked down to see a brown, monkey like tail brushing against my leg
I turned, expecting to see a monkey of some kind yet saw none, I kept spinning, spinning multiple, full circles, before turning my head and looking down to see the tail coming from behind me, on my lower back just above my ass
'Ohh motherfucker.. This isn't true.. this can't be fucking true' A brown tail, dinosaur somehow alive despite being dead for couple million years, and my insane run that was by no means humanly possible, and now that I'm focusing, this warm feeling inside of me as I felt to be just brimming with energy
"This is not a cliche. This is not a cliche.. You're just dreaming, yeah! Totally just dreaming.. don't worry Zero, you'll just wake right up soon… Who the fuck is Zero?" Questioning my words I tried saying my name again before hearing the name Zero come from my mouth
Thats not my name.. My name is! my name is.. fuck what was my name again?
'Fucking christ! Zero? I can't remember my own name! And why the fuck Zero of all things?! Aren't I a Saiyan? Wheres the theme of food! Or vegetables! ...
It was one of the two'
"I'm a Saiyan.. Yayy.. My dream when I was 10! What is this shit man?! I? Me, my fucking self. I was reincarnated? Such bullshit.."
"Wait, Saiyan. .Don't tell me I was dropped into fucking Dragon B-
"RAHHHHH!!"
What the actual fuck!?"
I turned to the loud noise before seeing a giant brown monkey open its mouth before a beam came out and destroyed a nearby mountain, one very close to me might I add and a green person flying around the ape, seemingly attacking though it seemed that the ape discarded its attacks as it felt none of it
"Motherfucker… Saiyan Saga.."
Deep breath.. and exhale..
"I got put.. into god damn Dragon Ball, a world where almost everyone is a planet then galaxy buster.. at the very beginning of planet busters?!
Fuck my life!"