Episode 9: (Ark Saga) Painful Past/Healing Future

Scene 9.0: Snake Way, Princess Snake's Palace, 18:32, Age 790

Phase 1:

The Mother, The Son & The Wild Card Girl

In a special room provided by Princess Snake, Gine and Raditz are sitting side by side yet apart on a sofa while (Good) Lunch sits in front of them with a table in-between them with a lot of sweets and tea on it. (Good) Lunch notices that they are being watched by Princess Snake's attendants and tries to stay subtle about her knowing they are keeping tabs on them.

(Good) Lunch:

Let's start with you reconnecting…How should we start doing that?

Raditz:

How!? Aren't you the expert?

(Good) Lunch:

I said I dabble, I didn't say I have done this before with anyone other than my sister.

Raditz:

What's her name?

(Good) Lunch:

"Lunch".

Raditz:

(Confused)

Huh?

Gine:

(Annoyed)

You'll find out later. Right now I want to know how you found your way here and cast away your dignity.

Raditz:

(Annoyed)

This again!? Let me get things clear! First he's the one who attacked me.

Gine:

He did it after you took a swipe at his friend with your tail and you being antagonistic to him and his friends!

Raditz:

He Cut Off His Own Tail!!! How Can't I Not Be Infuriated By Such Insult To Our Kind!?

Gine:

There's a story behind that but since you seem to hate your brother, you will refuse to hear it.

Raditz:

Of Course I Refuse! He Got Me Killed And After What That Namekian Told Me, He Gets To Live His Life While I Am Stuck Here!!

Gine:

(Surprised)

You…You know what he has been up to?

Raditz:

(Furious)

Of Course I Do!!! My Wife has a special TV that lets us see certain people we want. After I got here, I asked her to show me everything. He beat Nappa, Befriended That Bully Vegeta, Killed Frieza Not Once But Twice And He Did It All By Becoming A Super Saiyan While I Rotted Down Here!!!

Gine:

Actually Kakarotto only killed Frieza Once. The First Time Frieza was killed was because of the Prince's Son From The Future, Trunks. The Second Time Frieza was killed was in fact Kakarotto's doing after Whis turned back time. The Third Time was his son, Gohan when Frieza attained the Power to challenge Zeno-Sama.

Raditz:

My point is that he prioritized A Narcissistic, Egomaniac, Selfish Bully Of A Prince Over Me, His Older Brother!! HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!!! And to add insult to injury, he and everyone of them cut off their own tails!!! If Kakarotto have given me a chance and I had a family of my own, I would have never cut off my Kid's Tail!!! Prince Of All Saiyans My Foot!!! If King Vegeta saw his son as he is now, he would be As Livid As I Am!!!

Gine:

(Worried Sigh)

I hope Bardock and Kakarotto manage to smooth things between them…

Raditz:

Wait, What!?

Gine:

I was asked to get you while the Prince and his Mother are with Bardock and Kakarotto to fetch the King from his Personal Hell.

Raditz:

Why Now When You Had 29 Years To Do So!? I COULD HAVE HAD EVERYTHING KAKAROTTO AND VEGETA HAVE NOW IF I WAS GIVEN THE CHANCE!!!

Gine:

Can you blame him!? You left a bad first impression on him by kidnapping Gohan and Threatening To Kill Him!!! If I was in Kakarotto's place and you were Fasha, I wouldn't resurrect Fasha if she tried to kill either you or Kakarotto even if we were Blood Related!!! Besides, Prince Vegeta got lucky when he was resurrected on Namek. The Wish Used On The Earth Dragon Balls was "To Resurrect Everyone That Was Not Allied With Frieza" and the Prince severed ties with Frieza completely as soon as he landed on Namek and started killing his warriors!

Raditz:

I Saw!!! Kakarotto never even cared for you either!!! Why are you willing to forgive him!?

Gine:

(Saddened)

I…I forgive him because…I am his mother and he's my son just like you.

Raditz:

Is that so!? Then Why Are You Attacking Me Ever Since You Got Here!? You Say That You Are Willing To Forgive Us, But I Don't See You Doing That Ever Since You Arrived!!!

Gine:

If you can't see why I'm angry with you now, then—

(Good) Lunch:

(Nervous Smile)

Gine-San! I think we should take a breather! Why not spend time with Princess Snake until Raditz-San and you cool-down for a bit?

Gine:

But I'm not finished!!

(Good) Lunch:

(Whispers To Gine)

He's not going to listen to you while the tension between you is this high. Right now he's hurting just as much as you. And…You are being targeted by the Princess' Attendants with sniper rifles.

Gine:

Huh!? I don't see—

(Good) Lunch:

(Whispering To Gine)

Ssh! I have this ability since I started talking with my sister, I learned a lot of new skills. Please just leave Raditz-San to me and I promise to make him realize his mistake.

Gine:

(Whispering To Lunch)

Can you do it?

(Good) Lunch:

(Whispering To Gine, Smiling)

I think I can. He reminds me of Tien-San in a way, only he's rough around the edges.

Gine:

(Hiding Sadness Behind Confident Smile)

Alright. I trust you to convince my son on where he's wrong.

(Good) Lunch:

You can count on me.

Gine:

(Thinking)

I really wish Raditz had met you 29 years ago, Lunch. He would have had a happier life if he did…

As Gine leaves the room, she encounters Princess Snake upon opening the door which Gine is full of contempt upon seeing her because of having her son Raditz as boy toy for her while King Yemma is at work.

Gine:

(Furious, Hiding Fury Behind Friendly Smile)

Hello, Princess Snake.

Princess Snake:

(Condescending Smile)

Oh, Mother! You don't have to be so formal, you can—

Gine:

How about we get to know each other over some drinks?

Princess Snake:

I have a nice tea you should try. It's to die for!

Gine:

(Thinking)

Oh, You Have No Idea…

Inside the room, (Good) Lunch writes on her notebook something that Raditz can't seem to see as she quickly puts it away.

(Good) Lunch:

Okay! Can we talk about our personal lives?

Raditz:

I don't think we should—

(Good) Lunch:

All my life…People have been scared of me. I never knew why for some time until I saw a wanted poster with my face.

Raditz:

You did say you have a Twin Sister. Maybe she gave you a bad name since you look the same.

(Good) Lunch:

(Shakes Head)

You are right and wrong at the same time.

Raditz:

I don't get it.

(Good) Lunch:

I…I have strange personality disorder that on certain situations I switch places with my alternate personality, when that happens I don't know anything that happens while she's in control. The same can be said for her while I am in control like I am now. Ever since I found out…I always asked myself…why is this happening to me and why I am like this? When…when I started dating my Ex-Boyfriend…I thought I didn't had to worry anymore about this, but…we broke up when he showed no interest in a relationship and wanted to focus more on his Martial Arts Training.

Raditz:

(Furious)

THAT FOOL!!! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO YOU!?!?!?

(Good) Lunch:

(Surprised)

!?

Raditz:

Let me tell you something: Saiyan Females have their own Personality Disorders and if you are friends with Kakarotto and Vegeta, you already know we love to fight and get stronger. But have they turned their back on their lovers because they value their Saiyan Heritage of getting stronger? When a Saiyan finds a Mate, we do not let them go no matter what. Our loyalty to our Mate is always as strong as Katchin!! We rather die than to abandon our Mate no matter how weak they are.

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Gine:

Achoo!!!

Princess Snake:

Catching A Cold, Mother?

Gine:

How can I? I'm dead, remember? But I have a good idea why I sneezed. I'm going to have a word with Raditz later about this.

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(Good) Lunch:

(Surprised, Moved, Blushing)

I doubt you would stick around with my sister nearby.

Raditz:

Tell me about her and I will be the judge of that.

(Good) Lunch:

(Smiling)

She's the opposite of me as I hear, quite scary too since she can use all types of guns. Blonde with Green Eyes.

Raditz:

(Amused Chuckle)

So you go Super Saiyan when you switch between you and her?

(Good) Lunch:

(Giggles)

One of my friends once told me that after we reunited one day after Goku-Chan defeated Majin Buu. I always wanted to get to know her, but every time I tried in collecting the Dragon Balls to wish to be split from her in order to get to know her better, someone already had used it before I got the chance. So I decided to find another way to talk to her, that's how I started dabbling in psychology and while studying it on my spare time, I found a way to talk to her:

(Shows Personal Notebook)

Letters. So first…I write everything I want to talk to her about, I locked the room in a way that she wouldn't escape and made it pretty obvious for her to pick up the notebook and read what I want her to read. I also handcuffed myself to the desk directly to make sure she sees the notebook once she wakes up and once that was all done, I went ahead and switched with her. When I came to…She replied to me. I was happy that she did, but she was a little angry that we end up on certain awkward moments because we are unaware of each other's situation. Luckily we were able to move pass our differences and we accepted each other and since we are one and the same, we started to address each other as sisters.

Raditz:

All this because you couldn't get the Dragon Balls and ended up dabbling into psychology. And you got the idea for the notebook on what you found out?

(Good) Lunch:

(Smiling)

Oh, yes! It turns out there was someone with my same condition. This person did just this and got along with his alternate personality.

Raditz:

(Smiling)

Can you tell me more about you?

(Good) Lunch:

Where to start? Do you promise not to get angry when I talk about Goku-Chan?

Raditz:

Goku-Chan? Oh! You mean Kakarotto?

(Annoyed Sigh)

I'll try. I promise.

And so (Good) Lunch tells Raditz all she went through in her life: Her Childhood Growing Up, Being Rescued By Goku After Almost Getting Arrested By The Police By A Crime (Bad) Lunch Did, Living With Him, Krillin And Master Roshi Which Infuriates Raditz On How Big Of A Pervert Roshi Is, Leaving Kame House And Visiting Tien Shinhan After She Becomes His Girlfriend, She Starting A Food Business Called "Lunch Express" While Her "Sister" Works As A Hovercar Racer And Occasionally Going Back In Being A Robber. After hearing all of this Raditz has never felt this deeply attracted to anyone in his life, not even to Princess Snake who he is actually attracted to, but not like this. Her innocence reminds him of how his Mom, Gine truly is like and he believe that if he had met her back then, she would be pretty cute. He is also attracted on what he is hearing about (Bad) Lunch because the way (Good) Lunch is describing her, she sounds like a Typical Female Saiyan and that hurts him even more.

Raditz:

(Saddened, Hiding Sadness Behind Smile, Thinking)

I can't believe this. A Woman Like Her Actually Exists? I bet she was really cute 29 Years Ago. Her innocence reminds me of mother while her "Sister" reminds me of a Female Saiyan. 2 Women inside one mind and body…Damn It All!!! I know I should blame Kakarotto for this, but…Mother is right. I didn't do myself any favors with him after all I did when that day happened. I took his son and threatened him and his friends…I lied to him again and again just so I could finish him off…but the truth is…The reason I had to do that was…Vegeta…He and Nappa were too strong. I was no match for them. Nappa's Power Level was around 4,000 while Vegeta was around 10,000. Meanwhile my Power Level was around 1,000…almost on par with a Saibaman as they would insult me to be like. Even with Kakarotto and his friends by my side…there was no way would could win and even if we did…there was still Frieza to deal with. At least I can't complain. Nappa got the same treatment as me. He didn't get resurrected and I bet he's nursing a grudge against Kakarotto for beating him and Vegeta for killing him.

(Unable To Keep Smiling, Deeper Sadness, Serious Expression, Thinking)

I wonder…If I Really Had The Same Chance As Vegeta…Would I Also Have The Same Life As Vegeta? Would I Have Had A Family Of My Own? Would I Have Been A Super Saiyan Or Beyond That? Would I Have A Son Or A Daughter Or Both? Kakarotto Has 2 Sons And His Eldest Is The Saiyan That Defeated Frieza During The Final Battle. The Chosen One To Save Everyone When The True Final War…I Really Couldn't Believe It When I Found Out…Meanwhile Vegeta Has A Son And A Daughter…Hell! He Even Has A Time Traveling Son And He's Next In Line To Be The Supreme Kai Of Time For Crying Out Loud!!! Could…My Son Or Daughter…Could My Child Achieve Such Honor Where I Failed To Do So?

(Good) Lunch:

(Concerned)

Are you alright?

Raditz:

(Smiling)

I'm fine.

(Good) Lunch:

No, you are not. I have seen that look in your eyes before. I admit that me and the others haven't seen each other since I left Kame House, but I know when someone is hurting. I…can't help you if you don't talk to me.

Raditz:

Alright. Since you told me your story, it's only fair for me to tell you mine.

Raditz tells (Good) Lunch all about his life: His Love For His Mother, His Admiration Towards His Father, All He Had To Go Through To Prove Himself To Everyone Only For Them To Look Down At Him, He Was Bullied By Nappa Because He's Bardock's Son And Vegeta Because Because He Was A Low Class Warrior And Beneath Him, An Elite And Prince Of All Saiyans; And Being Insulted, Assaulted, Humiliated And Abused By Frieza And His Men. It got even worse after Frieza made the Saiyans an endangered species. He even let it slip on how he felt on his thoughts on the "What Ifs" if he was given the same opportunities as Vegeta. (Good) Lunch was saddened upon hearing this and somehow she feels the same way as he does; she feels cheated by this thinking that if she was at Kame House when Raditz got there, she could have stopped them from killing each other and maybe she could have healed Raditz's Broken Heart and brought him and Goku close, but it wasn't in the cards of fate for her or even him that she starts to cry which puts Raditz in a panic.

Raditz:

(Panicking)

Hey! Calm Down! This type of thing is common to Saiyans…

(Whispering)

…More so to me than anybody.

(Good) Lunch:

What did you say?

Raditz:

(Nervous, Out Loud)

I said this type of thing is common to Saiyans.

(Good) Lunch:

You also said: "More so to me than anybody".

Raditz:

(Surprised)

HOW DID YOU—?

(Good) Lunch:

My Sister taught me how to spot it certain things that I usually didn't know were there. Maybe it's because…since she honed my…no, our body senses to be this well-tuned, I can tap into it too if I am somehow in danger. I can even use her guns now, something I couldn't do before.

Raditz:

So you can see and hear things No Normal Earthling can?

(Good) Lunch:

That's right. Back when I met Goku-Chan, Master Roshi even told me he was willing to help me understand my situation if I became a Martial Artist, but I declined because I wanted to better understand my situation without learning on how to fight. I decided that because my Sister has been protecting me since we were born. At first it was self-preservation, but now…it's different because we know can communicate with each other. Have you never felt like doing that with Goku-Chan at one point in your life?

Raditz:

When my parents were around…Yes…More than anything, but…thanks to being around Vegeta and Frieza…They managed to kill that part of me. All I cared was to destroy everyone and everything around me…my heart was full of hate with no end in sight. If I am being honest…Now I'm glad Kakarotto put a stop to me, because if he didn't…You would be dead right now.

(Good) Lunch:

Raditz-San…

Raditz:

But I can't forgive him for giving Vegeta a chance at life while he left me to rot in here! Me! His Brother!! His Own Flesh And Blood!!! WHY HE CHOSE A BASTARD LIKE VEGETA AND LEFT ME BEHIND!?!?!? I WON'T…I WON'T FORGIVE HIM FOR THIS INSULT!!!

(Good) Lunch:

You are right. You shouldn't.

Raditz:

(Surprised)

Wha—?

(Good) Lunch:

I know your pain. Why should you forgive Goku-Chan for this, but…I beg of you…listen to what he has to say first. If you lash out at him before giving him a chance to explain why he wronged you, you will never get the know the whole truth.

Raditz:

Are you telling me that you will have me meet him?

(Good) Lunch:

That's why we are here to get you. For you to be reunited with you whole family. Your father wanted to come but…

(Good) Lunch discreetly hints at Raditz that they are being watched and surprisingly he caught it instantly, so she pulls out her notebook, inside of it, there are envelops and she starts writing in them.

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"We Are Being Watched. Princess Snake Doesn't Want You To Know The Truth."

Raditz [Writing]:

(Surprised)

"What Truth?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"First Off: She's A Man-Eater. She Went After Goku-Chan When He Got Here And She Wanted Him For Herself."

Raditz [Writing]:

(Annoyed)

"Why Am I Not Surprised?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"She Has A Thing For Strong Men, Especially Saiyans. If Your Dad Came With Us, She Would Have Gone After Him Too."

Raditz [Writing]:

"No Wonder Mother Is On A Warpath."

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"That's Part Of It. She's Worried About You Because Of Her."

Raditz [Writing]:

"What Do You Mean?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"Um…That's The Thing…Princess Snake…She's In An Open Marriage."

Raditz [Writing]:

(Shocked)

"Wait! What!?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"Yeah…She's Still Married To King Yemma."

Raditz [Writing]:

"Hold It!!! What Do You Mean!?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"You Are Not Going To Like This But…Princes Snake Is Married To King Yemma, But Since King Yemma Is Working Nonstop And Can't Tend To His Wife, Princess Snake's Needs Because Of His Work…They Agreed For Them To Have An Open Marriage So She Can—"

Raditz [Writing]:

"So She Has Been Stringing Me Along For!?!?!?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"So What Your Parents Say It's True. You Saiyans Don't Condone This Type Of Relationships."

Raditz [Writing]:

(Braggart Attitude)

"Of Course Not!!! Sure We At Times Have Been Known To Steal Another's Mate, But We Don't Do This Type Of Insulting Garbage Way!"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"NTR? Really!?"

Raditz [Writing]:

"Why Is That So Surprising To You? I'm A Saiyan, You Know!"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"Yeah, But…I Never Expected Goku-Chan's Brother To Do That Kind Of Stuff."

Raditz [Writing]:

(Blushing)

"Well I Am The Type To Assert My Dominance, But I Would Never Do NTR. I'm The Son Of Bardock! I Don't Need To Lower Myself To That Level To Get Some!"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"That's Good To Hear. Now That You Know The Truth Of Your Situation, We Should Get Out Of Here."

Raditz [Writing]:

"How? The First Time I Tried It Didn't End Well. This Place Is A Very Fortified Prison That Makes The Galactic Prison Looks Like A Playpen."

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"Is That Right? Looks Like This Is A Job For My Sister."

Raditz [Writing]:

"I Don't Think That Will Work. Do You Know About Moro? He Attacked The Earth 10 Years Ago! He Could Have Attacked Sooner, But The Galactic Prison Managed To Keep Him Down For 10 Million Years! This Palace Is Just That Secure."

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

(Smiling)

"Is That So? Then My Sister Is Going To Have A Lot Of Fun Cracking This One."

Raditz [Writing]:

"Why Will She Find this Fun?"

(Good) Lunch [Writing]:

"She Broke Out Of Prison For Over 100 Times. She Even Made The News 11 Years Ago After Breaking Out For From Prison For The 100th Time."

Raditz [Writing]:

"Alright! Now I Want To Meet Her! How Do You Bring Her Out?"

(Good) Lunch:

(Smiling)

Leave It To Me. Also…Tell My Sister To Read Our Notebook And Do It As Soon As Possible Since She Does Have A Temper.

Raditz:

Alright. I'm actually looking forward to meeting her.

(Good) Lunch:

You'll like her, I'm sure of it.

(Good) Lunch pulls out a feather and tickles her nose to make herself sneeze. Raditz find her a little weird, but is willing to give her a chance so he can escape. When (Good) Lunch sneezes, (Bad) Lunch arrives.

Phase 2:

The Escape

(Bad) Lunch:

(Annoyed, Growling)

Hah!? Who The Hell Are Ya, Pal!?

Raditz:

(Blushing, Attracted To (Bad) Lunch)

Your sister told me that you should look at your notebook.

(Bad) Lunch:

Don't try any funny business if ya know what's good for ya!

Raditz:

(Thinking)

What A Woman!

(Bad) Lunch:

(Reading (Good) Lunch Notes)

So you are Goku's Older Brother?

(Evil Smile)

I'll say, you are better looking compared to him. If I was a few years younger and you were alive, I'd be willing to roughhouse ya.

Raditz:

Same here. You look like a fine mate for a Saiyan.

(Bad) Lunch:

Flattery will get you nowhere, ya big lug. I've met a lot of losers that talk big, but they were all wussies except for 1 man!

Raditz:

(Determined Attitude)

I'm More Of A Man Than Your Ex-Boyfriend. I Would Never Dump A Fine Woman Such As You.

(Bad) Lunch:

And What About My Sister?

Raditz:

Puh-Lease! You think I am a fool that I would fall for a trick question like that!? Both You And Your Sister Are One And The Same. Plus: Since You Are Both One And The Same, I Don't Need To Chose One Over The Other, Especially That You Are Perfect The Way You Are. Your Sister Is Super Cute And You Are Rough And Tough Woman. The Perfect Woman For A Saiyan!

(Bad) Lunch:

(Moved, Blushing, Smiling, Keeping Composure)

I Keep telling ya that Flattery doesn't work on me, Ya Big Oaf!

Raditz:

Same here. So you are a Master Escape Artist?

(Bad) Lunch:

Yeah! I got out of many joints all my life. My biggest breakout was in 779 which was my 100th breakout. There's no joint that I can't get out!

Raditz:

You do realize we are in Other World, right?

(Bad) Lunch:

Potato, Po-Tah-To! It's the same diff for me!

Raditz:

So how are we going to do this?

(Bad) Lunch:

(Pulls Guns From Capsules)

We Blast Our Way Out!

Raditz:

That's way too direct! I LOVE IT!!!

At that moment, (Bad) Lunch started to shoot her guns all over the place which catches everyone's attention even both Gine and Princess Snake which in turn Gine punches Princess Snake as soon as she looks away from her. Noticing on what is going on, Princess Snake is forced to go to her True Form in order to keep Raditz for herself and once she captures both Gine and Lunch, she plans to digest them that not even a particle remains. Just like Goku before them, Gine, Lunch and Raditz are moving around her inside as they escape; and with (Bad) Lunch on their side, she had a backup for just this occasion: she tosses a uniquely colored grenade deep into Princess Snake's bowels and starts to run only for Raditz to grab her and start flying out themselves out of there as the grenade explode not in a fiery way, but in a way that looked like it was a dud. But as they started to move, Princess Snake started to groan in pain; The Grenade (Bad) Lunch used was actually a means to give any monster that ate her get a severe stomachache once the chemicals within the grenade mixed with her stomach acid. With Princess Snake is in pain, Gine, (Bad) Lunch and Raditz manages to escape from inside Princess Snake. Not wanting them to escape, Princess Snake powers through her pain and attacks them like she is not in pain. Wanting to put Princess Snake in her place, Gine flies to her and gives her another punch to the face which infuriates Princess Snake even further and in a fit of rage starts to attack Gine blindly as Gine leads her on. Raditz, worried for his mother wants to help her, but he doesn't want to leave (Bad) Lunch defenseless.

(Bad) Lunch:

(Smiling)

Don't worry, big guy. She's got this.

As Raditz took a closer look, he sees that his mother is actually winning and once the fight is all over; Gine wins in the same manner as her son, Goku managed to win against Princess Snake: By Tying Her Up In A Knot. Princess Snake furiously screams "Not Again!!!" as everyone flies away. As soon as they arrive at the beginning of Snake Way, Gine is annoyed on seeing Princess Snake's Snake Face that she punches it hard enough that destroys half its face.

Gine:

(Pleased Sigh)

That felt really good.

Raditz:

(Blushing, Ashamed, Unable To Look At Gine)

I'm…Sorry For Not Knowing I Was Being Used, Mother.

Gine:

(Warm Smile, Hugs Raditz)

It's Alright, Raditz. You didn't know and you were being lead by a Floozy of a deity. Just like a certain Kai that is stalking your father.

??? (Female Voice):

THAT'S SLANDER!!! ARK IS LYING THROUGH HIS CROOKED TEETH!!!

??? (Male Voice):

I have pearly whites, Chronoa. Yours must be fake since you eat far too many sweets.

??? (Female Voice):

HOW DARE YOU!!!

??? (Male Voice):

NO!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

Gine, (Bad) Lunch and Raditz look at Ark and Chronoa who just arrived to see them if they succeeded and when they see the Gods, they see a Married Couple more than Gods.

Ark, Chronoa:

(Annoyed)

WHAT'S WITH THAT LOOK!?

Gine, (Bad) Lunch, Raditz:

(Amused Sneer)

Ark, Chronoa:

(Blushing, Furious)

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!

Gine:

(Devilish Smile)

Did something happened while we were busy?

Ark, Chronoa:

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Gine:

You know—

Ark, Chronoa:

NONONO!!! NONE OF THAT!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

Gine:

(Laughing)

You two really must like Bardock. He always say that when he's annoyed to no end.

Raditz:

(Laughing)

Yeah…or he was hiding something he doesn't want anyone to know. Like how much he loves mother.

Gine:

(Blushing, Smiling, Giddy)

Oh, Raditz! Stop It!

Ark, Chronoa:

ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!? I FEEL NOTHING TOWARDS THIS...

Ark: – Chronoa:

…SPOILED BRAT!!! – …OLD FART!!!

Ark, Chronoa:

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?

Raditz:

They really are made for each other.

(Bad) Lunch:

You can say that again, Babe!

(Bad) Lunch, Raditz:

(Blushed Smile At Each Other)

Gine:

(Worried)

Ark-San? Supreme Kai Of Time-Sama? Where are Bardock and Kakarotto? The Queen and The Prince?

Chronoa:

They aren't here yet?

Ark:

What can you tell us, Yemma?

King Yemma:

(Worried)

Sure, Ark-Sama!

Ark:

(Annoyed)

Ark…Sama…I hate being called "Sama". Just use my name.

King Yemma:

Of course, Ark-San.

Ark:

(Annoyed, Facepalm)

Close But No Cigar…No Matter. Tell us what is going on.

King Yemma:

It must be my daughter's doing.

Ark:

Your Daughter? Yours and Princess Snake's?

Raditz:

(Shocked)

YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?!?!?

Ark:

The Power Of Open Marriage. Certain Lovers Gets Priority, Others Don't.

King Yemma:

(Clears Throat)

When I got the word that you were going to get both Raditz and King Vegeta, I needed someone to lead the ones you were going to get King Vegeta. I was planning on sending my best guide to help them but she demanded the job to be given to her.

Ark:

(Annoyed Raspy Voice)

Whyyy!?

King Yemma:

(Worried)

She's A Big Fan Of Both Goku And Vegeta…As soon as she found out about they were the ones that would retrieve King Vegeta, she…jumped in before I made my decision.

Ark:

You are her father, you should have taught her to have some self-control.

King Yemma:

Sorry about that. I promise to have a talk to her when she gets back.

Gine:

I suggest that you get very strict with her if she's the daughter of that Floozy.

King Yemma:

Yes, Ma'am…

(Thinking)

I'm not going to argue with her on this subject I know she will win.

Ark:

(Opens Jumbotron-Size Portal)

We can watch what has happened to them with this.

Chronoa:

(Annoyed, Sarcastic)

Couldn't You Make It Even Bigger Than This?

Ark:

(Notices Sarcasm, Sneering)

Sure! I Can Make It Even Bigger And Far More Glorious Than That Piece of Junk You Call Conton City TV.

Chronoa:

(Furious)

HOW DARE YOU!!! CONTON CITY TV IS THE BEST THING IN ALL OF CREATION!!!

Ark:

Leave it to a Spoiled Brat to brag about how great her defective toys are.

Chronoa:

And Leave it to an Old Fart to try a little too hard to look down at others when he so happens to be a tadpole claiming to be a dragon.

Ark:

(Furious)

WHY YOU!!! When I'm through with you, I'll give you a spanking so hard, you won't be able to walk straight for the rest of your existence!!!

Chronoa:

(Furious)

Oh, Yeah!? Well I will kick you so hard, Your Royal Jewels will be lose all of it's value!!!

(Bad) Lunch, Raditz:

(Overblown Uncontrollable Laughter)

Ark, Chronoa:

WHAT'S SO DARN FUNNY!?!?!?

(Bad) Lunch, Raditz:

AWESOME INNUENDOS, DUDES!!!

(Overblown Uncontrollable Laughter)

As soon as they realized what they said to each other, the both turn as red as a tomato and started to avoid eye contact with one another as what they said to each other is really what couples say among the Gods; even Gine and King Yemma couldn't believe both Ark and Chronoa went that far with their rivalry as they all are about to witness why everyone has been taking so long in getting King Vegeta back…

To Be Continued…