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Dragon Ball Oneiron

Update 1: Due To The Passing Of The Legend Himself, Akira Toriyama, This Project Will Be Paused For Sometime In Order To Pay Respects. Please Support His Official Works In The Meantime Like The OG Dragon Ball to The Upcoming Dragon Ball Daima Anime, Dragon Quest, Sand Land, Dr. Slump and Many More. Rest In Peace, Toriyama-Sensei. You'll Always Be Loved, Remembered And Missed, But Never Forgotten. Update 2: The Pause Is Over. I will continue the story after a much needed quality improvement with both the spacing, placing some words in bold and italic fonts. After that, the next episode of the Son Goku Saga, Episode 17 will introduce Hanasia [Lilith] into this story officially. Thank you for your patience. Dragon Ball Oneiron follows the story of a Saiyan Princess, Mauka days before her "Age of Ascension" Ceremony where she is to be crown Queen of the Saiyans. That is until a strange pale man wearing a dark suit arrives on Planet Sadala and Mauka learns that there is more to life than being a queen.

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Episode 19: (Son Goku Saga) The Turtle Hermit's Kinto-Un

Dragon Ball – Scene 19.0: Earth, Southeast Mountain Area (Road To South Sea), September 2nd, Morning, Age 749

 

As they head to the ocean to return Kame there, both Goku who is carrying Kame and Mauka are running down the road while Stockings is driving her car with Bulma in the passenger seat and Voidotte in the back seat.

 

Kame:

I'm sorry for troubling you; I must be heavy. I think I've been gaining weight lately…

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Smiling)

It's no problem at all!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Smiling)

True. Goku needs the training. I need him to get strong, so carrying a Sea Turtle such as you can help him build some muscle strength.

 

Kame:

I see, but I wouldn't mind walking, of course…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Annoyed)

Yeah, right! If we went as fast as you walk, it'd take over a month to get there!

 

(Kid) Goku:

Don't say things like that! How much farther from the ocean?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Looks At Map)

About 2 more kilometers, I think…

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Excited Smile)

We should see the ocean soon, then!

 

Kame:

I can smell the saltwater now!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Scouter Beeps, Looks Around)

 

Stockings:

Is something wrong, Mauka-Chan?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

Nothing. It was just a short message.

(Thinking)

We're being watched. But I can't tell them that without them worried of being attacked. Judging by the power level…it's too low to worry about it anyways, so it's not Wesker. I'll let Goku take care of whoever it is. And it's rather pathetic for me to deal with anyways and Goku needs the morale boost from me. The more I praise him, the more motivated to get stronger he'll get like a Good Little Brother wanting to make his Big Sis happy.

 

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Bear Thief:

(Laughing, Slurp, Drooling, Looking Through Telescope)

That's a tasty-lookin' morsel they got there…

(Jumps Out Of Hiding)

Hold on there!

(Laughing)

Hey, kid. How about givin' me that there sea turtle? Sea turtle's my favorite!

 

Stockings, (Teen) Bulma:

(Annoyed Stare)

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Amused Scoff, Sneering)

Go ahead! Goku! What should we give the nice person?

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Insultingly Sticks Out Tongue)

Meh!

 

Bear Thief:

(Laughs)

I was gonna spare your life if you left me the turtle…Don't tell me you're gonna disobey me…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

You done? Can either of you take care of him? We are wasting time here.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

I agree. What should we give this big oaf?

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Serious Stare)

I'm not giving you anything.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

I can think of something, but he's not going to like it.

 

Bear Thief:

In that case, I'll start with you, kid!

(Draws Sword)

 

Stockings:

(Drives Car In Reverse)

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Evil Smile, Grabs Kame & Places On Back, Jumps Away)

Make me proud, little bro.

 

The Bear Thief swings his sword but Goku happily smiles and laughs as he dodges the Bear Thief's sword with too much ease. After dodging the 4th swing, Goku jumped behind him that he says "Hi!" to draw the Bear Thief's attention. The girls are finding this just as fun as Goku, but Bulma is annoyed that it's taking too long that she knows that this would have been over quickly as she knows how strong he is; Kame is surprised in seeing Goku moves as it reminds him of Master Roshi. The Bear Thief goes for the kill, but when Goku keeps dodging, Goku stands on top of his blade's tip and greets the Bear Thief again with a smile as he jumps on top of his mussel and uses his "Paper, Scissors, Rock" attack, knocking the large beastman out.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Smiling)

Peace! Let's Go!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Proud Smile)

WELL DONE, GOKU!

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Blushing, Happy Smile)

Thanks, Sis!!!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Took him long enough.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Approaches Mauka & Kame)

Say…

 

Kame:

Thank you for saving me!

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Confused)

Do you taste that good?

 

Kame:

(Spooked, Sweating)

O-Of course not! I taste absolutely horrible, in fact!

(Nervous Laughter)

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking, Looking Away, Ashamed)

Raw? You do taste horrible, but with the right seasoning and thoroughly well-cooked, roasted turtle is a delicacy. But since Kame is intelligent enough to talk and has friends, it wouldn't be right for that to happen to him. Especially that I don't want to traumatize Goku by spit-roasting a turtle for dinner.

 

(Kid) Goku:

I thought so. You don't look that yummy to me!

 

Kame:

(Relieved Sigh)

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Sad Sigh)

Looks like my plans in making Goku a Saiyan Meat Lovers Buffet on his next birthday with Turtle Meat is never going to happen now. I better remove it from the list and just make it with the other meats. Hopefully Pork will still be in the menu.

 

XXX

 

Luminescence:

(Mimicking Count Dankula, Smoking Cigar, Sneering)

In the business, we call that foreshadowing.

 

XXX

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Let's get going!

 

(Kid) Goku:

Right!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

Before we go…

(Places Kame On Goku's Back)

…You keep carrying him. You still need your weight training after all.

 

(Kid) Goku:

OK, Sis!

 

Moments later they arrive at a beach as Tori-Bot hanging on a palm tree like a koala says:

 

Tori-Bot:

Penguin Village…this is not.

 

Goku looks in amazement upon seeing the ocean for the first time as he rushes excitedly to see it more closely. Mauka smiles, but at the same time is ashamed that she didn't do this for him sooner.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Smiling)

Wow!

 

Kame:

We did it! It's the ocean! It's all ocean!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Well, obviously!

 

(Kid) Goku:

What a gigantic river! You live in a really big place!

 

Kame:

(Smiling, Crying)

I am very grateful. Thank you.

 

(Kid) Goku:

Take care now!

 

Kame:

Could you wait there for a short while? I insist on giving you a gift in return!

 

(Kid) Goku:

A gift?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

It's not a Pandora's Box, I hope.

 

Kame:

I will return shortly. Please excuse me.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Annoyed)

Hey, wait…! We don't have time to sit around waiting for you!

(Annoyed Sigh)

He left…

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Amused Scoff)

Want to dip your feet in the water while we wait, Goku? I will have a little fun for now. Might as well until Kame returns.

 

(Kid) Goku:

Okay!

(Removes Shoes w/ Mauka, Starts Playing In The Water)

 

Voidotte:

(Laughs Happily, Plays w/ Goku)

 

Stockings:

(Smiles, Starts Undressing)

Calm down, Bulma. Who knows? The gift Kame might bring us could be a Dragon Ball.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Defeated Sigh, Removes Shoes, Carefully Walks In The Water)

I would've brought a bathing suit had I known I was going to be here…

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Sips Water When Mauka Wasn't Looking, Disgusted)

Salty! What's with this water!?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Smacks Goku Behind Head, Furious)

I TOLD YOU TO NOT DRINKING IT!!!

 

Dragon Ball – Scene 19.1: Earth, Mushroom Forest [Pilaf's Castle]

 

In his throne room holding his 1-Star Dragon Ball, Pilaf imagines himself as the New King of Earth, riding a gallant white stallion and wearing a prestigious crown as he moves around his kingdom with all around him kneeling and bowing before his majesty given to him by Shenron. Suddenly his fantasy is interrupted by Mai and Shu who frantically storms into Pilaf's throne room. Seeing them, Pilaf had high hopes that they retrieved the Dragon Ball, but they told him what happened with the information being false as they encountered danger with a pack of wolves and a monkey-boy; but Pilaf wouldn't have none of it as he demands them to keep looking for new information and obtaining the rest of the Dragon Balls. They agree, but the phone starts ringing as Pilaf learns that an old man known as the Turtle Hermit has one and he's located in a secluded island south-southeast from the city. The 3 of them head out with both Mai and Shu curious on why Pilaf is accompanying them, but Pilaf angrily tells them that he can't trust them after their fumble. They take off from the castle and head out to the Southeast Islands where Kame House is.

 

Dragon Ball – Scene 19.2: Earth, Southeast Area [Beach]

 

While Goku, Mauka, Voidotte and Bulma play in the sand, Stockings did pack a swimsuit with her as she is sunbathing wearing sunglasses. The swimsuit she's wearing is the same type of sexy bikini that Krillin's Ex-Girlfriend in the future of the timeline, Maron will wear, except that it is black instead of yellow. Mauka is taken aback by seeing Stockings' body which is slightly muscular, ripped and scars all over as she still can't stop comparing the maid to her mother. Since she's wearing a revealing bikini, Mauka tries to sneak a peek at Stockings' behind to see if she had a tail, but since she's lying in a Portable Chaise Lounge, this makes it difficult to see. As Mauka was going to say something to Stockings, Bulma notices something coming from the sea…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

I wonder what that is?

 

Stockings:

(Instantly Changes To Maid Outfit)

Is it Kame-Dono?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Furious, Thinking)

WHEN DID SHE—!? There's no way this woman is a normal Earthling! No Earthling can move that fast, not even Grandpa Gohan! Who are you, Stockings!?

 

(Kid) Goku:

Yeah. It's that turtle from before, but there's someone on top of him!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

He seems like a scrawny old man from what I can see.

(Thinking, Worried)

But what's this? Even though my Scouter is not reacting, but I can sense a great amount of Ki coming from him. It's not as high as Stockings, but…for some reason…it feels like…this Old Man is as strong if not…even stronger than grandpa. Why is that?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

You both sure have good eyesight. Maybe he brought someone with him?

 

??? (Old Man):

🎶Long, long ago, Urashima was…🎶

 

Kame:

(Smiling)

Sorry to keep you waiting!

 

Voidotte, (Kid) Goku, (Teen) Bulma:

(Curious Stare)

 

Stockings, (Teen) Mauka:

(Distrustful Stare)

 

Kame:

Hello!

 

Muten Roshi:

Good afternoon.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

A gaudy old man?

 

Stockings:

(Whispering To Mauka)

He's not what appears to be, is he?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Whispering)

You can sense his Ki too?

 

Stockings:

Yes. He's hiding his true power and he's doing so very well. He might be even stronger than me.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

I don't think we need to worry about him. He might be strong, but he's not evil.

 

Stockings:

How can you be so sure?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Smiling)

Look at Kame. He has been smiling since he came back. If the old man was evil, I don't think he'd be smiling like this.

 

Stockings:

(Smiling)

You know you're actually right.

 

Muten Roshi:

I hear you rescued Kame here.

 

(Kid) Goku:

Who're you, old-timer?

 

Muten Roshi:

(Jump Of Kame's Back)

I'm the Turtle Hermit!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

The Turtle Hermit?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking)

Turtle…Hermit…he says? Where did I hear that title before? I know someone telling me about it, but I can't remember where…

 

Muten Roshi:

Which one helped you, now?

 

Kame:

The young boy and his older sister.

 

Muten Roshi:

I see. Thanks for the help. In return for your kindness, I shall give you an excellent present!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

A present?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Out Loud, Smiling)

Thank you, but I must decline. Goku did all the work, so he should be the one who deserve it the most.

 

Muten Roshi:

I see. You really are a kind older sister.

(Walks To The Edge Of The Beach, Raises Staff)

Come to me, Immortal Phoenix!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Excited Smile)

Eh!? Phoenix!?

 

Stockings, Voidotte, (Teen) Mauka:

(Shocked)

You own a Phoenix!?

 

(Kid) Goku:

What's a Phoenix?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

It's a bird that never dies!

 

(Kid) Goku:

That kind of bird's coming here?

(The Only Thing Around Is Silence)

Nothing's coming.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Annoyed)

Come on.

 

Kame:

Actually…the Phoenix died of food poisoning last year.

 

Muten Roshi:

Oh, that's right, now that you mention it…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Shocked)

It died even though it was immortal?

 

Stockings, Voidotte, (Teen) Mauka:

(Annoyed)

You really are an irresponsible old man, aren't you?

 

Muten Roshi:

I was going to call the Phoenix here to give you eternal life, but…Okay! I'll give you this instead!

(Raises Staff)

Come to me, Kinto Un!

 

(Kid) Goku:

Kinto Un?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Do you think he means a Kuri Kinton [Mashed Sweet Potato]?

 

As they stand there, everyone's surprise as they see a Golden Cloud moving across the sky and towards them at high speed.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Turns Around, Points At Kinto Un)

Oh, over here…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Surprised)

A cloud's flying this way!

 

Stockings:

(Impressed)

Fascinating!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking, Surprised)

A Flying Cloud…answering to someone? How's that even possible?

 

Muten Roshi:

(Smiling)

This is a Kinto Un. I'm giving it to you.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Curious, Looks Around Kinto Un)

How do you eat it?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Out Loud, Annoyed, Smacks Goku Over The Head)

You just don't eat a cloud that can fly on command.

(Thinking)

Especially that I'm curious what this thing really is.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Furious)

Your sister is right! Don't be eating this prized cloud!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

What do we do with this?

 

Muten Roshi:

If you ride this, you can fly freely through the sky!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

But what's a turtle hermit doing with a cloud? They've got nothing in common!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking)

Not necessarily. The word "Hermit" is associated to a Religious Recluse. In some cultures, the word "Religion" is not always related to a cult, but to a path to Sagehood. There are stories that Sages can obtain strange artifacts during their pilgrimage as gifts from unusual sources. Isn't that right…Grandpa Gohan?

 

Muten Roshi:

(Annoyed)

Don't worry about the details.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Amazed, Excited Smile)

Eh! You can fly with it?

 

Muten Roshi:

Amazing, don't you think? But people with impure thoughts can't ride on it. In other words you have to be a good person.

 

(Kid) Goku:

Ah!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

Now I'm worried. I don't think I can ride that thing.

(Saddened)

My resentment towards my enemies doesn't make me a good person. So it will be impossible for me to ride it.

 

Muten Roshi:

Here. I'll demonstrate for you.

(Jumps On Kinto Un & Falls Through It)

 

Stockings, Voidotte, (Teen) Mauka:

(Surprised, Worried)

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Laughs)

 

Kame:

(Surprised, Worried)

Are you all right? How could that happened?

 

Muten Roshi:

That's not right…

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Carefree Smile)

I'll try getting on it!

 

Goku jumps on the Kinto Un and successfully lands on it which shocks both Kame & Roshi, surprises Bulma, but not Stockings who believed in Goku as she smiles proudly; Mauka on the other hand is overjoyed that Goku's heart is pure that she almost teared up, but held back in order not to make a scene. She is relieved that she didn't made a mistake raising Goku as he is still a pure-hearted boy after the Death of Grandpa Gohan and destroying Wesker's B.O.W.s, Mauka is also sad and scared if Goku finds out that his big sister has an impure heart. Unfortunately she knows she has to come clean to him one day real soon as Voidotte looks at Mauka worryingly.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Happy, Laughing, Excitedly Jumping On Kinto Un)

Yay! I'm riding it! I'm riding it!

 

Kame:

(Shocked)

He's on it!

 

Muten Roshi:

(Shocked)

Huh? How can this be?

 

Meanwhile flying in the skies nearby, the Pilaf Gang arrives at Kame House and lands at its shores. At the front door, Pilaf fakes to be from a telegram company as Mai and Shu lose their balance with surprise on how Pilaf behaved, but that little act revealed that Master Roshi is not home. Shu suggests to break into the window, but Pilaf uses decides to pick the lock with his Open-All Key he had under his hat, but before finding it, he searched his pockets and shoes, saying that his way is better than resorting to savage ways of breaking in. As he hears a click, he tries to open the door, but struggles to do so. Mai and Shu already were in and question Pilaf on why he locked the door as it was already unlocked. Meanwhile Goku is having fun riding the Kinto Un over the beach and the sky with Voidotte cheering him on, Mauka smiling happily for him and Stockings is glad both Goku & Mauka are happy with the turtle hermit's gift.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Overjoyed)

This is amazing! Thanks a lot!

 

Muten Roshi:

Most admirable! You handle the cloud rather well!

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Happy Laughter)

Sis! Sis! You want to ride it too!?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Sad Smile)

It's alright, Goku-Chan. It's your gift and yours alone.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Saddened, Notices Mauka's Sadness)

But Sis…

 

(Teen) Mauka:

Don't mind me. Keep having fun.

 

(Kid) Goku:

Okay…

(Flies Around On Kinto Un)

 

Muten Roshi:

Since you are the boy's sister, I assume you also helped Kame.

 

Kame:

Yes, yes she did!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Smiling)

It's alright. I don't need nor want a reward. Seeing my little brother happy is enough of a reward for me.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Surprised, Seeing Fanfan's Ghost Next To Mauka)

I see. You really are a caring young lady. Your brother is lucky to have you.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

And I'm lucky to have him even though we aren't blood related.

 

Muten Roshi:

I'm glad to hear that, my dear. You…remind me of a kindhearted woman I knew so long ago.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

Not to pry but…is she the reason you became a hermit?

 

Muten Roshi:

In a manner of speaking. Let's just say that I lost everything and everyone I knew because of a great evil. Her included. As a reward for you, allow me to part a few words of wisdom. I think I understand why you do not want to ride the Kinto Un. You have something or someone in your heart that instills impure thoughts in your heart. The only way for you to counter that is quite simple. Divert your attention away from them, only think of your brother and all the good times you both have experienced.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Smiling)

That's a good advice. Thank you, I will accept your reward for me.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Thinking)

Her mannerisms are similar to Fanfan. This girl might be rough around the edges, maybe more so than Fanfan, but I believe one day this girl will achieve what she couldn't. So long as she doesn't forget her love for her brother, she will be all right.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Smiling)

Say, nice old man!

 

Muten Roshi:

Hmm?

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking, Annoyed)

What is she up to now?

 

Stockings:

(Thinking, Sad Sigh)

Bulma…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Could you give me one of those, too?

 

Muten Roshi:

Did this girl help you as well?

 

Kame:

(Annoyed)

No, not one bit!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Furious)

What? Who gave you the saltwater!?

 

Stockings:

I did, but I want to see where this will go, so I'll keep my silence for now.

 

Muten Roshi:

Unfortunately, there's only that one Kinto Un…I can give you something else instead…but only if you show me your panties.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Shocked, Sweating Heavily, Looks Away Nervously)

 

Stockings:

(Furious, Staying Quiet)

 

Kame, (Teen) Bulma:

(Shocked)

P-Panties!?

 

Muten Roshi:

(Perverted Smile)

 

Kame:

(Furious)

Hermit-Sama, this is most unbecoming of you!

 

Muten Roshi:

(Furious)

Shut up! Hermits can long to see panties too, you know!

 

Kame:

Now I understand why you couldn't ride the Kinto Un!

 

Muten Roshi:

You be quiet!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Nervous, Blushing, Fidgeting)

Sure! I think I can do that…There…you…go!

(Flash Nether Regions)

 

Muten Roshi, Stockings, Kame, Voidotte, (Teen) Mauka:

(Shocked)

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Blushing, Looks Away Innocently)

How embarrassing!

 

Stockings:

(Furious, Death Glare At Mauka)

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Not Paying Attention, Shocked, Spooked, Whistling Nervously)

 

Muten Roshi:

(Nosebleed, Whispers To Kame)

Did you see that? What an unexpected surprise! We're so lucky!

 

Kame:

(Furious)

Hermit-Sama!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Happy Smile)

So what do I get?

 

Stockings:

(Furious, Holding Back Fury, Thinking)

Hopefully something that's worth it after that shameful spectacle.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Out Loud)

Eh? Oh, right…What should I give you…

(Thinking)

Do I have have anything she might want? She would probably get mad if I gave her my underwear…

 

Stockings:

(Furious, Thinking)

You are telling me that after doing that…YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE!?!?!?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Notices 3-Star Ball Around Roshi's Neck)

Let me see that!

 

Muten Roshi:

(Out Loud)

Eh? My underwear?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Furious, Points At 3-Star Ball)

Heck, no! Who'd wanna see that!? I mean the thing around your neck!

 

Muten Roshi:

Oh, this? Pretty, isn't it? I found it at the bottom of the ocean about a hundred years ago.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

C-Could this be…No way…

(Inspects 3-Star Ball, Overjoyed)

Hey, everyone! Take a look at this!

 

(Kid) Goku:

What is it?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Here! Look!

 

Stockings:

(Surprised, Out Loud)

Well I'll be.

 

Voidotte:

(Smiling)

Wow!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Relieved Sigh, Thinking)

Looks like everything turned out fine.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Smiling)

A Dragon Ball!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Isn't it!?

 

Muten Roshi:

A Dragon what?

 

(Kid) Goku:

It has three stars, so that makes it the Three-Star Ball!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

It showed up on the radar, remember? The one really far south of here!

 

Stockings:

I did say Kame-Dono might return with a Dragon Ball.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

So you weren't joking?

 

Stockings:

(Amused Shrug)

Who knows! I certainly don't.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Out Loud)

And if we didn't help Kame like we did, we would've never gotten it like we did now.

 

Muten Roshi:

(Whispering)

Is it worth a lot, I wonder?

 

Stockings:

(Notices Roshi's Whispers, Thinking)

First Lust, now Greed? Looks Like The Turtle Hermit Lived Long Enough To Become A Villain.

 

(Kid) Goku:

This makes four balls!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking, Sad Smile)

Three more and we'll bring you back, grandpa.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

Lucky! It would've been tough finding it had it been in the ocean! Thanks!

 

Muten Roshi:

(Out Loud, Serious Expression)

I haven't said you can have it yet!

(Thinking)

It might be worth a lot, after all.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(About To Speak)

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Carefree Smile)

Come on!

(Flashes Nether Regions Four Time)

See! See! See! See!

 

Muten Roshi:

(Nosebleed, Cleans Nose With Handkerchief)

Very well! You can have it!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Celebrating, Excited)

Hurray! We did it!

 

Muten Roshi:

I should've brought my camera.

 

Stockings, Voidotte, (Teen) Mauka:

(Ashamed, Annoyed, Disgusted, Thinking)

I'm deeply glad you didn't…

 

Everyone take their separate ways with everyone except Goku getting into the car and Goku flying the Kinto Un. They say bye to both Kame and Roshi, but as they leave, Roshi whispers to himself "I sure saw something good today! This it'll add years to my life!" as Kame can't believe how low the hermit has fallen, meanwhile from a distance, Hemlock's normally Ivory Time Breaker Mask turns Red as a Tomato as he start thinking on multiple ways to kill Roshi for his perverted request; after returning to their Capsule House, everyone steps out of the car…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

After I finish changing, I'll revert the house back into a capsule and then we go!

 

Stockings:

(Whispering To Mauka)

You better tell Bulma what you did before she gets into the house.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Whispering)

Even if I did, she'll still be mad no matter what. So why bother?

 

Stockings:

True, but it will mitigate her rage to some extent.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

I doubt it.

 

(Kid) Goku:

When we find the next one, that'll make five!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Enters Capsule House)

 

Stockings:

Don't say I didn't warn you, Mauka-Chan.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Shrugs Annoyingly)

Meh.

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Lies Down On Kinto Un, Pleased Sigh)

I sure got something great today!

 

Stockings:

3…2…1…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Screaming)

My panties…!

 

Stockings:

I hope you are ready for the consequences of your actions, Mauka-Chan.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Annoyed Sigh)

Let's get this over with.

 

Everyone enters the Capsule House with Mauka being indifferent on how Bulma will react as Goku enters first.

 

(Kid) Goku:

What's wrong!?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Spooked, Shaking, Holding Panties)

W-What are they doing here…? Please don't tell me I wasn't—

(Checks Herself Without Removing Shirt, Shocked, Blushing)

I wasn't! I-I wasn't wearing any…!

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Smiling)

Don't take it so hard! You can still live without a peepee or balls!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

What do you mean by that?

 

(Kid) Goku:

Sis told me all about it! Boys have a peepee and balls and girls have a kitty!

 

Stockings:

(Disappointed Stare At Mauka)

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Glares At Mauka, Notices Mauka Looks Away, Furious)

Don't tell me you took my panties off!

 

Stockings:

(Thinking)

Do the right thing, Mauka.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

Oh, yeah! I took them off!

(Evil Sneer)

Think of it as a penalty for oversleeping like a damned lazy sloth! Even though I consider you more of a dirty skunk than a sloth!

(Laughing Out Loud)

 

Furious, Bulma loads & cocks her Uzi and shoots at Mauka which Stockings double facepalms at their rivalry and starts shaking which worries Voidotte, thinking that Stockings is either sad or furious; but in reality behind her facepalm, Stockings can't help but to find this not only funny, but also nostalgic. She believes that for some reason both Bulma and Mauka will be the best of friends one day which she hopes for that to happen after the end of this journey as she smiles proudly. Meanwhile at Kame House, the Pilaf Gang continues to ransack the place looking for the 3-Star Ball, but after turning the entire house upside-down and inside-out, they can't find it. Furious of this outcome, Pilaf interrogates the Sunglasses Crocodile outside getting a tan, by threatening him with a pocket knife, he asks where the Turtle Hermit went only for Roshi to return that moment. After he and Kame hit shore, Pilaf demands that Roshi hand over the Dragon Ball, but he tells them he gave it to a "Pichi-Pichi Girl", her maid, a weird flying purple cat and the monkey-like siblings. Pilaf asks where they went, but Roshi says he parted ways with them at the beach. They quickly hop on their plane which transforms itself into a boat. Pilaf demands Roshi to push them into the ocean, but Roshi finds them unnerving for dropping onto his island and making demands like they own the place, so he decides to teach them a lesson by making a puncture on their craft with his staff as he laughs mischievously, then he pushes them into the sea. As the Pilaf Gang leaves, Roshi contemplates on the 3-Star Dragon Ball and regrets giving it away, all the while the Pilaf Gang's craft sinks to the bottom of ocean thanks to the hole Roshi gave them. Back to Goku, Bulma and the others, Bulma returns the house back into its capsule as both Goku and Voidotte look at the bullet hurt Mauka with burning and stinging scratches all over which irritates her body, meanwhile Stockings chuckles lightly on all that happened. Goku is surprised seeing the house turn back into a capsule as Bulma glares at Mauka…

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Furious)

Take my panties off again and you'll be sorry!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Annoyed)

Some people can't take a joke…You know that really hurt! You didn't need to do that! Using deadly force because of a prank is too extreme!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Ignores Mauka)

Your Kinto Un looks a lot nicer to ride.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Furious)

DON'T IGNORE ME, UNDERWEAR GIRL!!!

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Serious Stare)

No, that old man said you can ride it unless you're a good person! And after you shot Sis, I don't think you are one!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Furious)

What are you talking about!? I'm always pure and proper! And besides, she disrespected me! She needed to be held accountable for her insult!

 

(Kid) Goku:

Then try getting on.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Thinking)

She's going to fall through it! No way in HELL she's a good person! She a narcissist, has a big ego, lazy and willing to flash an old man just to get the Dragon Ball. She also wants the Dragon Balls for stupid wishes! A Lifetime Supply of Strawberries For Herself and the Perfect Boyfriend!? A Good Person would Never wish for this!

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Jumps & Falls Through Kinto Un)

OOF!!!

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Laughs Hysterically)

I KNEW IT!!!

 

Voidotte:

(Sad Sigh)

Mauka-Sama…

 

Stockings:

(Sad Sigh, Facepalm, Thinking)

I wonder where I went wrong raising this girl…

 

(Kid) Goku:

(Smiling)

See?

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(About To Cry)

Why!? Is being too beautiful a sin!?

 

Stockings:

No it's not, being selfish in the other hand is, Bulma.

 

Moments Later, Stockings driving her car with Bulma next to her, both Mauka and Voidotte in the back seat and Goku enjoying his time flying in the Kinto Un which is flying faster than the car that Goku slows down a bit.

 

(Kid) Goku:

You sure are going slow.

 

(Teen) Bulma:

(Furious)

Shut up! You're speeding!

 

Stockings:

Sorry, Goku-Chan, but unlike the Kinto Un, there are rules for driving a car and we cannot go along with your speed without causing an accident that might end in tragedy.

 

(Kid) Goku:

A car is fun, but if you can't go as fast as you want when you want? That's no fun at all.

 

Stockings:

(Amused Chuckled)

Yes, that's true. Driving a car is a lesson in responsibility to be a better adult. You are still young, so you are better off in your Kinto Un.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

For once we agree on something.

 

Stockings:

(Smiling)

Actually we did agree on certain things before, but let us leave it like that if it makes you feel better.

 

(Teen) Mauka:

(Annoyed, Looks Away)

Tut!

 

Dragon Ball – Scene 19.Final: Mt. Paozu [Wesker's Secret Laboratory]

 

As Wesker continues to make improvements on Adeline now that he finished today's replacements for his B.O.W. Catalog as Hemlock contacts him through the communicator added to his mask.

 

Wesker:

Yes, Hemlock?

 

Communicator (Hemlock):

Mauka has just acquired her 4th Dragon Ball.

 

Wesker:

If I remember correctly, the next Dragon Ball is in possession of an old woman from a village that is being tormented by a Shapeshifter. We cannot allow them to acquire that ball. She is 3 balls away from summoning Shenron with the 1-Star Ball in possession of Pilaf.

 

Communicator (Hemlock):

I will intercept them.

 

Wesker:

Not alone you will. The maid with Bulma is an X-Factor. She was never in the original story. There is a possibility Oolong will not make the wish this time around with that woman there. I will send one of my newest models to assist you.

 

Communicator (Hemlock):

Which one?

 

Wesker:

It is based on the creatures created to serve the 8th Count of Valdelobos, Ramón Salazar – The Verdugo.

 

Communicator (Hemlock):

What kind of creature is it?

 

Wesker:

Verdugos are created by a fusion of human and insect DNA completely controlled by a Las Plagas Parasite. But this unit was created with an N-Virus Infused Las Plagas Parasite, making it far more aggressive. It will be powerful enough to deal with that maid.

 

Communicator (Hemlock):

So my mission is confiscate the Dragon Ball from the old lady and eliminate the maid.

 

Wesker:

Yes. Do whatever it takes to make sure she is dealt with permanently, but do not go after Mauka, Bulma or Son Goku. Everyone else is expendable. Am I clear?

 

Communicator (Hemlock):

Yes, Wesker-Sama.

 

After Hemlock ends his communication, Wesker activated a capsule housing a shiny black Verdugo which jumps out of there and heads out at inhuman speed to assist Hemlock. Will Wesker, Hemlock and their Verdugo steal the next Dragon Ball and kill Stockings?

 

To Be Continued…

Script by: Starscream Σ

Created By: Akira Toriyama

Owned By: Shueisha

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