Z: Ah, I see that you're back finally! Wait, that means that the big kahuna is about to show up too! Hahaha! You have no clue how long I've been stuck in this black space! Billions of years! Or for you more like a few seconds, or minutes, well actually who knows you may be reading the second chapter trillions of years after the first one. So maybe, you're older than me...ok.
[Oh my.]
[I somehow forgot that there was just a single soul stuck here]
[Are you still awake young soul?]
'yes'
[Hello? Can you hear me young one?]
'hehehe'
"Yes, hello?"
[Ah, thank goodness you're ok]
[I'm so sorry little one, I was so distracted that I had accidentally left you here for billions of years!]
"It's ok!"
"You must have been having a hard time and been distracted. There is no reason to feel bad!"
'hehe'
[Ah! Such a kind and forgiving soul!]
[It brings me great joy knowing that there is still such kind souls like you left]
Hm, this is too easy. Is this your doing L?
L: No shit, just get with the story.
Ah, kkkk
"I doubt I'm the only one left, it is just hard to see the good in people sometimes. But it is always there!"
[*sniff* So kind!]
"Do not cry! Everything will be ok! You're doing a great job!"
[*crying sounds* Thank-k-k-k you-u-u-u!]
'Gah, this guy has some crazy snot bubbles!'
"Worry not, cry as much as you need!"
[*sniff* No, its ok! Thank you for consoling me!]
"Anyone would do the same."
[Yes, yes. Now onto why I have come.]
'hehe time to get reincarnated!'
[Originally I planned to give you 4 wishes and 4 perks young one but now, I shall give you 5 perks!]
[Gah, I am so kind]
'Stingy old thingy'
"Wow! Thank you so much!"
[You are welcome kind young soul!]
[Now quickly state your wishes]
'hehe'
"Such kindness. If I may I'd like to take a moment to think of which wishes I'd like."
[Hahaha, of course]
'Shit'
'I never thought I'd get this far...'
"For one of the wishes can I be Omnipotent?"
[*COUGH* *COUGH* Wha-at? NO Of course you can't!]
"Ah, I'm sorry I just thought with that I could help the most people"
'FUCK'
[AH, *ahem* I see ok. Well you can't have anything crazy powerful like that, though I do commend you for your reasoning]
'Ugh, I never thought I'd get to this stage!'
Z: Oy Oy L what are the wishes n stuff!
L: How the fuck am I supposed to know....
Z: You didn't think about this before hand did you L
L: uhhh... Gimme a minute
Z: Fucking dumbass!
[So yes, you are not allowed the three O's]
[Or anything to crazily OP]
"Ah ok, I understand now!"
Z: Hey, hurry the fuck up man
L: IM WORKING ON IT!
Z: Fine!
[Now that you know the limitations tell me your wishes and Perks]
L: Ey ask him if you have to wish for the world and your memories too!
Finally, a good idea L!
"Excuse me?"
[Yes]
"Do I have to wish for what world I want to go to and whether I keep my memories?"
[*cough* Yes.... But I'll make it one wish for the two of them....]
'This old fucking con-artist'
"Ok, thank you!"
[Yes of course! Now quickly tell me your wishes!]
"Ok!"
L: Old Con-artist!
Z: I know right!
L: OK, I got them! Tell him...
Z: KEKEK Genius!
"I have decided!"
[Haaa Finally]
[Quickly tell me]
"Yes!"
"For my first wish I'd like, to have the powers Doomsday the bane of superman from DC evolution!"
"For the second one, I'd like something called Perfect Copy Cat: Whoever I see whether its in person or in a video I can see a biography of them, it shows me their powers, abilities, and their skills. I can then copy them perfectly onto myself but 50% better!
"For the third! Its something called Power Anchor, all of the skills, abilities, and powers I have are anchored onto myself meaning they cannot be stolen, copied, or even sealed in anyway. This includes my mind and body not allowing any form of clone to be created.
['Damn this kid sure knows how to pick em']
"Then for the effects!"
"For the first I'd like the ability [Golden rule], which attracts success and wealth of any kind. Anything I see as a form of wealth I will have ease getting. With the luck of the Devil, unless its essential to fate itself 9/10 things will go my way! And sadly as a side effect I will have insanely high charisma and be extraordinarily handsome hahaha!
"The second one I'd like is called, [Cool Guy Paul] which lets me appear as a perfectly normal being! Nothing will be able to tell that I am super cool and strong! And if someone were to look into my past or future they will only see what I want them to!
"Thirdly, I'd like something called [True Sight]! It lets me see the Truth. I will know if someone is lying in any way, I'll have hyper intuition regarding things so although I cannot see into the future I will have the option to pick the most beneficial route for me leading into the future. I'm able to see through all forms of illusions, illness's and curses. I can also see the truth behind anything whether it be reality, time, space or even various concepts!"
"Fourth, I'd like a skill called [Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear] which lets me control almost anything and everything, within reason. Like peoples minds, actions, thoughts, lets me read their minds and all that little stuff.
"Lastly, and most importantly!!"
[*Nervous Sweating*]
"I wanna be rich"
['FUCK']
['HE ALREADY HAS THAT GOLDEN WHATEVER SKILL THAT BASICALLY JUST GIVES HIM FUCKING MONEY! BUT NOW HE ALSO USES AN EFFECT TO BE RICH!']
'kekek, now he'll think I'm an idiot'
['This kids kind but a total idiot!']
[*sigh*]
[Sure thing young one. Those are all ok]
[Now for your final wish, you get to keep your memories, choose a world to go to and I'll throw in a system to, how bout that?]
'FUCK NO!'
'A SYSTEM IS SO CLITCHE!'
"*ahem* I thank you for your kindness but just a simple status and storage would be ok."
['This kids totally gonna get lost without a system though']
['Whatever, its not like it really matters after all']
[Ok sure young one, I'll just give you the Status and the Inventory function.]
'Ohhhhhhh Thank fuck!'
'I don't want to deal with some half sentient piece of shit System!'
'It'd probably end up giving me missions too!'
L: We get it, you don't want a system. Chill out.
Z: Sorry.
"Thank you."
[Now, where do you want to go.]
'heheh'
"I'd like to go to multiple universes!"
['Eh, this kids probably gonna end up dying quickly anyways.']
[Sure thing young one but which world would you like to go to first?]
'This guys an idiot seriously...'
"I'd like to go to DC, specifically the Arrowverse!"
[Very well young one, please don't die to quickly!]
"Thank you!"
[Yes yes, goodbye]
['So tiring']
'hahaha Now I shall go fuck with people!'
'Although I really want a crazy awesome fight, just fucking with the Main characters of the world sounds fun too!'
*SLURP*
'Why is there such a weird sound for getting my soul sucked into a new body.....'
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{L: Well, hope you enjoy this chapter too. Its finally time to watch Zack go on his adventure? Perhaps he will save the princes from her tower, or maybe rule the world. We'll have to wait to see what that crazy fucks gonna do!
{Z: Dick!
{R: So crazy....
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