2 Crazy talk

"Phina, now that you had your first drink, let's get you laid" said Flora with a faint blush on her cheeks. "I know they say the first time is painful, but with a very good rod and the best techniques, you'll find out the pain is all worth it".

Claudia looked at Flora with eyes filled with worship. Right now, she listened attentively to Flora's sex-ed, and took notes on her phone. "That's the alcohol talking," I retorted while scanning around the bar. Nothing caught my fancy... yet. "I need to Google sex techniques, I want to try it out with my Fiance tonight. I heard alcohol spikes up the sex drive and I am ready for one long journey," Claudia added to the pretty much nonexistent conversation going on. "Yes darlings, Frank sows his seed daily in Flora, and Justin ploughs your field 100 times a day in preparation for sowing after your wedding. I am currently in my famine period waiting for some rain and seeds."

Yes, my girlfriends are smart, gorgeous, and sex maniacs. Frank Cooper married Flora 2 years ago; Love at first sight, excessive PDA, and crazy sex stories. Justin Bolton proposed to Claudia 3 months ago in a private celebration with just friends and family around, getting married in 2 weeks; Mutual attraction during haircut session. Frank is a pediatrician, Justin is a very decorated soldier, and I am engaged to Molecular biology.

"Is there spice to go with that salt?" Claudia said as she and Flora laughed at me while calling me 'Salty'. "I love you guys to pieces. I can't wait to shove my sex adventures down your esophagus once I find HIM".

"Sure, sure. We hear ya".

After a night of laughs, cursing, and gossip, we separated to prepare for the next day. What will this day bring?