Section 35 Horror movie? Funny movie. .

In order to let the bitch have a deeper understanding of the difference between ghosts and humans, I specially moved the DVD player at home and rented a lot of ghost movies for him to watch. However, this idiot can watch ghost movies and laugh out loud. , made me very speechless. Do you think this is a sketch? Why didn't I find the funny part?

So the bitch became a regular visitor to my place. He came to report at seven o'clock every morning. Except for meal time, he kept watching horror movies. He laughed so hard that he was so happy that he almost stopped laughing once.

The injury to my ribs has healed without leaving any sequelae. When I asked the heroine where she got the medicine, she replied: "Try not to get injured in the future, so you don't need to take medicine. Don't ask any questions about the rest." ."

The bitch's parents only came to visit him once, and their attitude was not very good. They didn't seem to care about the life and death of the bitch. His parents were employees of a state-owned enterprise. I heard that the bitch was embarrassed because he was mentally ill, so they usually treated the bitch. Very cold attitude.

The bitch is very ignorant. Every day when Xu Xiaoling came to visit me, Ya still watched ghost movies as if no one else was around and laughed very loudly. I had no choice but to take Xu Xiaoling downstairs to 'escape'.

We were sitting on the bench downstairs, and Xu Xiaoling asked: "When are you going to be discharged from the hospital? Also, I have already checked the things you asked me to check."

 "Oh really?"

"Well, you asked me to help you find a commercial building that is less conspicuous, closer to your home, and with a cheaper rent. I found it. There is a two-story commercial building for rent on the street behind the museum. The rent is It's 35,000 per year. But I suggest you buy it directly. I don't know why, but he sells it very cheaply, only 650,000. Under normal circumstances, the double-storey commercial house there costs more than 1 million." Xu Xiaoling was careful. 's analysis.

Xu Xiaoling knew that I was being paid several million dollars, but I hadn't gone to get it yet. The total was three million, of which one million was regular remuneration and the other two million was hush money. At that time, Cheng Dong introduced this business , according to the 28-point account, 200,000 yuan of regular remuneration of 1 million will be divided among him. As for the sealing fee, my mouth is sealed, so there is no need to give it to him. Besides, 200,000 yuan is already a lot, and I still want the remaining money. Use it to do good deeds.

I chuckled and analyzed: "In my opinion, there are two possibilities for why the house is so cheap. First, the person selling the house is a liar and wants to get away with nothing. Second, the house is haunted. Sell it before the news spreads, otherwise by the time everyone knows it, no one will dare to take it even if it is only sold for 100,000. In my opinion, the second possibility is more likely."

"Well, I thought so too, so I went to inquire about the neighborhood during the day, and sure enough there were some supernatural rumors. It was said that the commercial room was obviously locked, but at night there would be sounds of men and women quarreling. It was very strange. "Xu Xiaoling has had more contact with me, and she is no longer so afraid when talking about ghosts and gods.

I took out my phone and looked at the time, and found that it was already half past six, so I said, "Sister Xiaoling, please wait for me here. I'll go back and change clothes, and then take you home."

Xu Xiaoling nodded, and I ran all the way back to the ward. After changing my clothes, I told the bitch that I was going out for a while, and then ran back downstairs.

After riding the bus for an hour with Xu Xiaoling, we arrived at her rented community. Standing downstairs, Xu Xiaoling said, "Go up and sit for a while."

I nodded, followed her upstairs, sat on the sofa, and watched her go to the kitchen to make tea. I rolled my eyes and suddenly covered my chest and said, "Oh, that's terrible. My ribs are broken again. I can't move. It seems I can't leave tonight."

Xu Xiaoling walked in with a cup of tea and glared at me: "What are you doing? Want to act like a gangster? How about I call Auntie and ask her to take you back?"

We chatted and laughed for a while. After drinking a cup of tea, I stood up and said, "Sister Xiaoling, it's very late. I should go back. I'll go to the museum to meet you at noon tomorrow. Then we'll go see that house. I'll consider whether to buy it or not." rent."

"Well, then please pay attention to your safety."

"Don't worry, I can fight five of them now." I smiled, opened the door and walked out.

At this time, we can just catch the last bus.

When I got on the legendary last train, I found that there were very few people. There were only three people including me, but I was sure that the other two were all people. After all, the so-called last ghost train was just a ghost story.

When I returned to the ward, I found Yang Jiannan still watching a ghost movie, covering his mouth and enjoying himself. I ignored him and called Xu Xiaoling, telling her that I arrived at the hospital safely and asking her to rest early.

The next day, I got up early. The injury had healed, and I brought the lead weight for daily training. However, it was not convenient to draw symbols in the hospital, so my training items were only running and meditation.

I have asked the heroine about internal strength, but she doesn't know how to practice it. It seems that I have to ask the old liar about this question. I plan to draw a communication symbol in the next few days to contact the old liar.

I clearly feel that the internal force and hidden energy in my body are more than before. Now I can control the hidden energy to light a fire in the palm of my hand. It is very fun, but the damage is limited and it seems that it is not useful in fighting.

I said hello to the bitch and asked him to continue watching ghost movies in my ward. I dressed up and came to the Huaxia Group. Of course, the bleeding eldest sister followed me silently.

I called Chen Jianmin last night, and he told me to come over today. I called Chen Jianmin, and he asked me to go to the conference room on the 12th floor.

After the meeting, he didn't hesitate, handed me a bank card and said: "There are three million in it, and the password is six zeros. This is your reward and hush money. Because you did a good job this time, the family will give you You have given me a lot of benefits. If you need any help in the future, just ask. I have already contacted the slaughterhouse for you. When you want to go, just call this number and mention my name. That's it." As he said that, he handed me another piece of paper with a mobile phone number written on it.

"Thank you." I took the bank card and note and said.

"You're welcome. I have a meeting to attend, so I won't accompany you. Let's talk another day. If you need anything, call." Chen Jianmin shook his cell phone and said.

After leaving Huaxia Group, I said to the bleeding elder sister behind me: "Sister, I will take out the money later and give you the money I owe you."

The eldest sister asked gloomily: "Can you help me transfer money?"

I took out 13,000 yuan and followed the eldest sister's instructions to the Postal Savings. She told me the card number and the name of the account holder. I curiously asked in a low voice: "Sister, who are you sending money to?"

"My mother," the bleeding eldest sister said gloomily.

After remitting the money, Sister Bleeding said she would be away for a few days, but would come back in a few days. I said you can do whatever you want, just come find me at my house when you come back.

I looked at the time and saw that it was only half past nine. I withdrew another 20,000 yuan, returned home, and handed the money to my mother. She said that it was given by Huaxia Group and was settled on a monthly basis, and there was also a subsidy of 10,000 yuan. dollars for medical bills.

When I returned to the room, I found Murong Daiyu standing in front of the window. I said hello, told her about wanting to buy a house, and asked for her opinion, but she said: "You have grown up, you can make your own decision." , just remember to do more good deeds in the future."

I nodded and said solemnly: "Don't worry, Heroine, I won't let you down. I will go through the discharge procedures in the afternoon and start drawing communication symbols tomorrow morning, trying to get you to go to the Netherworld as soon as possible. After you are reincarnated, I will Went to visit you."

After saying that, I left with the few remaining cow tears, five Yin Talisman, and five Pure Heart Talisman. Of course, the Chengying Sword was always pinned to my waistband. In fact, I wanted to bring that awesome fan, but General Long Chen hasn't come yet. I don't know how to use the fan, and under normal circumstances, the Shadow Sword can deal with most ghosts, so I'm not in a hurry to use it. of the fan.

When I came to the entrance of the museum, I took out my mobile phone and looked at it. I found that it was time to get off work in a few minutes, so I called Xu Xiaoling and Cheng Dong respectively and told them that I was at the door.

Xu Xiaoling came out soon. After a while, Cheng Dong also came out with a woman. I had met this woman before and she also worked in the museum. Cheng Dong had given up on Xu Xiaoling a long time ago and went to the hospital to visit her a few days ago. Passed me twice.

I smiled and said, "Dongzi, it's quite sweet."

"Brother Xiaolong is laughing, how is your recovery?"

"Not bad. I'm here to give you money today. Of course, I'll treat you to a meal by the way. By the way, Dongzi, do you have a bank card from xx Bank? I'll transfer the money to you directly."

Cheng Dong almost burst out laughing, but he still pretended not to care and said, "No hurry, no rush, we'll talk about it after dinner."

Cheng Dong's new girlfriend was very curious about the comparison and asked me: "Cousin, when did you take charge of Dongzi's borrowing money..."

In fact, I am also somewhat famous in the museum. Because Xu Xiaoling has a mysterious identity, is beautiful, has a gentle personality, and is popular, he has attracted everyone's attention. My "cousin" has also become a topic of discussion among them.

After lunch, a group of us came to the bank. Cheng Dong took advantage of his girlfriend not paying attention and whispered: "Brother Xiaolong, several customers have come to see me recently, but because you were injured, I pushed them away. "

"My injury has almost recovered and I can take on business. You record the customer information first and tell them that you will help them solve it in the next two days." I also whispered.

Transferring 200,000 yuan to Cheng Dong, he was also very happy and said: "Brother Xiaolong, working with you is so promising that I even want to quit my job in the museum."

I said you must not think like this. There are so many supernatural events in the world. You will cry when you can't find customers in the future. It is better to have a stable job.

After transferring the account, Cheng Dong took his girlfriend away. Xu Xiaoling joked: "Xiaolong, you became a millionaire in a blink of an eye. Since my sister is usually nice to you, shouldn't you share a little with me?"