Chapter 113: Trip to the Capital

I looked at the time: "Sister Xiaoling, it's past four o'clock. Are you hungry? I'll buy you dinner."

"No, I want to sit with you for a while. You have been gone for more than three months. Do you know how much I miss you?"

 "Um."

"Are you going to the capital tomorrow?"

"Well, the Taoist Association has an annual meeting, and they hope that I can attend...Sister Xiaoling, I have been very busy recently. I will have to leave in a while, maybe half a year, maybe a year, maybe even... A year and a half, so you still forgot about me..."

Before I could finish speaking, Sister Xiaoling pressed my mouth and said, "Don't say such words again. Even if you leave for ten years, I will wait for you to come back!" She said with firm eyes.

I was silent for a while and then asked, "Is it worth it?"

She nodded seriously: "Xiaolong, I just suffered a scratch. I don't want to be hospitalized. Can you take me home?"

After completing the discharge procedures, we walked out of the hospital, took a taxi and went directly back to Xu Xiaoling's residence.

After sending her upstairs, I was about to leave, but she held my hand: "Xiaolong, let's eat before we leave."

"You're injured, forget it, I'll buy you some food."

She shook her head firmly: "I'll do it for you."

I couldn't beat her, so I stayed for a meal, which Sister Xiaoling cooked by herself.

This feeling is very warm, I wish it could last forever. . .

I'm in a dilemma now, I can't bear to hurt her. She knows me too well, knows that I hide something from her, and deliberately alienates her, but in fact I still love her.

When I left Sister Xiaoling's residence, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. I returned to the copy shop and found the bitch repairing shoes. I asked, "Have the tickets been bought?"

"The ticket is for nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and we will arrive in the capital at four o'clock the day after tomorrow. Brother, do you want to go home with Sister Xiaoling? Why don't you take a plane?"

I corrected: "You are going with me."

 "I?!"

"Well, the annual meeting of the Taoist Association is about to begin. Do you remember Mr. Song? He invited us to attend the annual meeting. There is another thing. After such a long period of contact, I am sure that your character is not a problem, so I decided I will accept you as a disciple on behalf of my master, and accept you as my junior disciple! Are you willing?"

"Senior brother, please accept my respects, junior brother!" The bitch reacted quickly and knelt down on one knee, cupping his fists and saluting.

Then he stretched out his hands in front of me.

I asked in confusion: "What are you doing?"

The bitch explained: "Red envelopes! In movies, don't all apprentices give red envelopes? Brother, just do whatever you want!"

I sighed helplessly, took out fifty cents from my trouser pocket and put it in his hand.

The bitch took the money, looked at the lamp carefully, and after confirming that it was real money, he put it in his pocket and muttered in a low voice: "Fuck, that's awesome, I made another fifty cents!"

"Stop making trouble... From now on, you are the descendant of the Niu Clan! You must take the maintenance of peace between Yin and Yang as your own responsibility, and you cannot use your own abilities to harm others. Do you understand me clearly?"

"It's clear," the bitch shouted.

I nodded: "From now on, your identity has changed. You are my junior brother and a descendant of Niu Clan! Okay, you can continue repairing shoes. I will go upstairs to find eldest sister. I have something to tell eldest sister..."

When I got upstairs, I asked my eldest sister to protect Xu Xiaoling, but I had to do it secretly and don't let her know.

The next day.

The bitch and I boarded the train bound for the capital. As for the hanged ghosts, of course they stayed in the copy shop. I asked the ghost couple to look at them. The charms have been left, which is enough for all the hanged ghosts to reincarnate.

On the train, I was tortured by this bitch for two days and one night. . .

For example, when the person on the bed opposite was eating corn sausage, the bitch would spit on me and say, "Brother, you don't even know that I got a piece of nail when I ate corn sausage last time! I licked it for a long time and finally confirmed that it was A piece of toenail!! So, this thing is so unhygienic that only idiots buy it..."

The man opposite was about to come over and beat up the bitch, but I managed to pull him away.

Later, the bitch got hungry. There was a cart selling instant noodles in the middle of the aisle, and the bitch bought a box.

Because this guy was sending messages and eating instant noodles at the same time, he knocked over the instant noodles box! ! All the hot water from a box of instant noodles spilled on his crotch, and the bitch let out an 'ouch' on the spot in pain! ! !

Of course, the worst is yet to come. . .

The bitch said that if it weren't for the hot water the police officer gave him, his penis wouldn't be swollen at all! So for revenge. . .

When the policeman pushed the cart over again to sell drinks, the bitch stopped the cart and asked, "Are there any simple daily necessities? Towels, soap and the like?"

The policeman said: "We have simple daily necessities. Do you want a towel?"

The bitch glanced at the police officer and said, "Bring me some sanitary napkins!! Come on, didn't you say we have simple daily necessities?"

The police officer looked the bitch up and down, thinking that he was deliberately looking for trouble. However, the policeman still said calmly: "Yes, please pay 20 yuan first."

The bitch looked at the car and thought that there were obviously no sanitary napkins. Could it be that the policeman was a magician? Can you conjure a pack out of thin air? ! !

The bitch who did not believe in evil gave 20 yuan to the policeman. The policeman handed the bitch a pack of toilet paper and a towel.

The bitch was stunned: "Brother! What I want is sanitary napkins! Not toilet paper + towels!"

The policeman said five words calmly: "DIY it yourself!!!" After saying that, he pushed the cart and left, leaving the bitch speechless.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, the masters are all among the people! This police officer is so awesome! It actually made the bitch speechless!

After finally getting to the Capital Railway Station, I took a deep breath and called Mr. Song: "Hey, Mr. Song, I've arrived at the Capital Railway Station."

"Why didn't you call me earlier?"

"I... I've been in a trance these past two days and I forgot. It's okay, Mr. Song, I'll just wait at the station for a while."

Mr. Song said: "Okay, just wait for a while and I will arrange a car to pick you up right away!"

Standing at the train station where people were coming and going, the bitch exclaimed: "Ah! This is the train station in the capital! Brother, take some photos for me!" As he said that, the bitch put his 298 i** , 4s was stuffed into my hand and he asked me to take some photos for him.

I took random pictures of him and then said, "Don't be so beautiful. There are too many people here. Let's go out and wait."

The bitch and I came outside. Not long after, a black car came and took the bitch and me to a four-star hotel. When I opened the door and got out of the car, I found Mr. Song standing at the door. I quickly said politely: "Mr. Song, why are you so embarrassed to welcome me here in person?"

Mr. Song smiled, looked at the bitch and said, "Huh? You're here too."

Because the bitch's penis was burned, his walking posture was a bit unnatural, so he said with a smile on his face: "Yes, hello Mr. Song."

Mr. Song nodded: "Let's go in. The Taoist Association has funded the annual meeting. We have booked a lot of rooms here. Dinner is about to start. Let's go in. There are many Taoist people inside."

With that said, Mr. Song took us to the restaurant on the second floor.

Dinner was buffet style. There were already many people standing in the restaurant, chatting together in twos and threes, which was very harmonious.

Mr. Song said: "You go and have something to eat first. I have to go out to pick up people. I will catch up with you later."

I smiled and said, "Okay Mr. Song, go and do your work."

When the bitch saw the table full of food, he pounced on it as if he saw his biological father! Take two bites of this, take two bites of that. And I also picked up the eating plate and followed the bitch not far away, holding it and eating slowly. From time to time, people greet me: "Hello, fellow Taoist."

I also cupped my fists and returned the greeting: "Hello, fellow Taoist."

"Fellow Taoist is young, did you come here with the master?" the other party asked.

I smiled and said, "No, only my junior brother and I are here this time. This is our first time here. I also asked fellow Taoist monks to tell me about this annual meeting."

While I was talking to others, I stared at the bitch not far away. This guy was too restless. I was afraid that he would cause trouble for me, so I had to keep a close eye on him.

The bitch was talking to a bald middle-aged man at this time: "Huh? Fellow Taoist, I think you seem to be having a bad time recently, how about you let me do a fortune telling for you?"

"Oh? Fellow Taoist, do you know the art of divination?"

"I know a thing or two!" The bitch said: "Fellow Taoist, please provide me with your birth date and horoscope, and let me calculate it for you."

The bald middle-aged man told his birth date. The bitch started counting with his fingers in a decent manner. While calculating, he frowned and said: "Oh... Taoist friend, you are using your horoscope to defeat your wife!"

The bald middle-aged man said in shock: "My wife is indeed dead, and you actually figured it out?!"

The bitch said matter-of-factly, "Of course! I've found you to be quite talented! You have a majestic appearance! You are handsome! Your character is beyond words! And you have recently found a fiancée who is 12 years younger than you!" the bitch asserted.

"Amazing!!" The bald middle-aged man gave a thumbs up and praised: "Fellow Taoist is really hiding his secrets, which makes me admire him so much!! My Taoist name is Qingyang. Do you dare to ask your Taoist name?"

The bitch held his head high and said with a sacred look on his face: "Others call me a friend of women!!"

"Good!" The bald middle-aged man praised: "The title of Taoist Fellow sounds very vulgar, but after careful consideration, I found that it is actually vulgar and elegant, and the realm of Daoist Fellow is really unfathomable! !"

Daya, your grandma! ! Where is the elegance of the nickname "Friends of Women"? I cursed secretly in my heart and hurriedly called to the bitch: "Junior brother, junior brother, come here."

The bitch said apologetically to the bald middle-aged man: "Fellow Taoist, my senior brother called me. Let's talk next time."

Pulling the bitch to my side, I asked in a low voice: "Bitch, are you really good at telling fortunes? Then tell me how long I can live."

The bitch stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth and said vaguely: "I didn't know."

"You do the math! The calculation you gave that person just now seemed to be very accurate!"

"Oh, you were talking about that stupid b*tch just now. I heard him on the phone. He said: Xiaoli, my wife just died two years ago and it is not good to get married now. Besides, you are twelve years younger than me... "

Poof. . . When I heard this, I squirted a mouthful of milk all over the bitch's face. . .