TED AND PLOT TWIST
After i beheaded arlong the rest of things went like cannon nami and the villagers thanked us profusely and nami happily agreed to join my crew she views me as a weird/quirky but reliable captain.....heh you sweet summer child...any ways after that we partied all night and in the morning nami did the same thing she did in cannon stealing all the villagers wallets before jumping into our small boat
as for nezumi...well let's rewind a bit
flashback no jutsu
you can see the dead bodies of the marines all around with only nezumi left snifling and begging like the rat he is
wade:now now little rat if I wanted to kill you,you'd already be dead and since you're not it means I obviously want something from you
nezumi:sniff anything j.just l.l.let me go
wade:now heres what I want you to do.when they ask you what happened here today I want you to exaggerate everything,I want you to make me look like an absolute untouchable monster ok? now remember my name is wade D Wilson captain of the chaos panda pirates and I want my first bounty to be impressive k?
if it isn't..well you know what will happen right
nezumi:yyes yes dont worry itll be impressive very impressive
wade:good good now here have something to remember me by
after that nezumis screams start again as wade carves a grinning panda on his forehead
flashback end
nami:where to now captain
wade:we'll sail to loguetown I have something there for both you and zorro.canr have my crewmated being weak now can I
hearing this both of them perk up
nami:really really what is it what is it
wade:I aint saying shit wait till we reach there
nami pouts at this but zorro just goes back to sleep
wade:but first I have something to do...hey zorro ,nami wanna see a magic trick
zorro and nami:??
wade uses his world travel and disappears to a ship yard he first went to before starting his training on the island
zorro and nami:????????
they both start looking around thoroughly shocked at how he disappeared..but then bam an entirely new ship appears infront of them out of nowhere
nami and zorro:!!!!!!!
it's a carrack type ship like the thousand sunny but Matt black with the black and white panda ship head on which wade is standing on
wade:so how do you like it our very in ship.
nami:HOW...HOW!!
zorro:I'll have to agree with the banshee this time captain how did you disappear and then re appear with a ship!?
nami was so shocked by the events that she didn't even berate zorro for calling her a banshee
wade:well..then I can tell you but you'll both have to keep this a secret understand.this is serious
both zorro and nami nod seriously happy their captain is trusting them
wade:you see I ate a devil fruit
zorro and nami:!!!
wade:yes indeed I at the sexy sexy no mi as long as I'm sexy I can do anything i want and i cant die....but the thing is ...IM ALWAYS SEXY!!
zorro and nami:"...""..."
oii give us our happiness back
they just ignore this captain of theirs for now and start exploring this new ship of theirs
nami:its a beautiful ship I have to admit
zorro:what's its name captain a ship like this should have a name
wade:aaah yes I namd her Ted, ted the beautiful and chaotic
zorro and nami:"..."
wade:oii why does it look like you pitty the ship?
anyways its time to paint the sails and go to loguetown I say when suddenly everything stops..all of time and existence itself stops
wade:....Dio?
rob: Hah you thought it was dio but no it is I rob!
wade:huh cool long time no see mate.so what's up
rob:well u see this is a bit embarrassing I was bored so I created a drink that would allow me to get drunk.....surprisingly then I got drunk..and ended up reincarnating a bunch of people into the multiverse you're in
wade;you MOTHERFUCKER
Rob:hey wait now I plan to fix it
wade:YOU...wait you do?
rob:yes one person per multiverse those are the rules and i broke them if i dont fix it the whole multiverse will get destroyed and then so will I by the will of existence
wade:huh...that's cool and shit but what's that got to do with me
rob:well you see I cant actively mess with this multiverse especially after all I've done already so I kinda...need you to be my champion
wade:YOU MOTHERFUCKER
ROB:wait first hear me out you wont be doing this for free you'll be given some boons ofcourse
for 1 you'll be immortal like truly immortal and 2 I'll even give you the ability to steal other peoples abilitys by killing them so think about
dont you want to be an immortal multiversal troll going around killing arrogant reincarnatees?
wade:...you know imagining the faces of those shitty otaku when they find out about me makes me feel all tingly inside....do they know that there are other reincarnaters?
ROB:no they all think they are the only one.
deadpool; heh this is even better...fine I'm in what's the first world
Rob:harry potter the reincarnatee is Voldemort when be is comes out of the couldren in the goblet of fire fkn idiot wasted a wish on looking like the original riddle rather then snake face
wade:fkn idiot indeed
rob;his other wishes are unlimited magic and library of heavens path filled with grimores
on magic
wade:if I'm going there I want magic and the ability to change my age also send me to Harry's first year I want to fuck with fumbles as both a dark lord and as a model student heh
ROB:fine when you're ready try to go to any harry potter verse and I'll directly put you in the correct one
wade:cheh fine ...and I just got this ship to sed life
WORD UNFREEZES
Wade:sorry guys looks like I'll have to speed things up
zorro and nami?
I teleport to a world where zorro has already become the greatest swordsman in the world and grab him and teleport him back to where I was throwing him on the young zorro
wade:train him
then I do the same to a older name,store Ted in my inventory and pop out leaving them in the middle of the sea with dumbfounded faces with a little dinghy which I left for them cuz I'm kind and shit
after that I teleport to world where luffy has just beat enel kill him and take his power and do the same in different world for example worlds where blackbeard is about to kill whitebeards but I pop in and kill them both instead I do the same when I pop in into the end of wane arc and just put my hand in a weakened kaidos chest and blow him up using a combination of whitebeards and enels power...heh I guess I'm a dragon now
finally ready I try to pop into the potter verse only to feel something grab me and put me in a different verse for what i was aiming heh guess that must be Rob
well then let's fuck shit up!!
authors note
i was getting a bit bored of one piece and the name of the fic is deadpool throughout the multiverse...so here u go