A New Life, A New Me - Part 3

[*Ding* The Almighty Goddess of Death has given you the curse 'Gender bender']

[*Ding* The Almighty Goddess of Death has given you the curse 'Very Fuckable']

'What is this?' I ask.

"This is your system." Death replies. "They are very helpful, aren't they. That is why I gave you one. You should thank me for thinking about you." I could practically see her sticking up her nose as she oozes an aura that shouts 'egocentric person right here!'. I can't help but snicker at that thought. "You just thought of something rude, didn't you," she says as she glares at me. "Maybe I should give you more curses." I hastily ask for forgiveness.

'Please spare this incompetent soul. I am not worthy of being bestowed of more of your curses.' I think as I bow on the floor.

"Fine" Death says as her persona does a 180. "This amazing Goddess shall not bestow more curses on you." I stare at her blankly. Only one thought goes through my head. 'Tsundere' I look back at my notifications from the system. I wonder what the curses do.

[*Ding* The curse 'Gender bender' switches the original gender of the host, male, to female]

[The curse 'Gender bender' increases the host's budget of 1000 points to 2000 points]

[*Ding* The curse 'Very Fuckable' makes the host look sexy no matter what the host does. Males and females will be more willing to have intercourse with the host. Some males or females will have the impulse to have intercourse upon seeing the host. *Warning* Host should be prepared to fend off horny creatures.]

[The curse 'Very Fuckable' increases the host's budget from 2000 points to 10000 points]

I stare at amazement at the curses and the system. My points were multiplied by 10 because of 2 curses. I wonder what other curses there were.

[*Ding* Bringing up a list of curses that are applicable to host]

[

- Gender bender *Already applied*

- Very Fuckable *Already applied*

- mute

- deaf

- Slower learning

- Blank template

..... ]

I stare at the long list of curses. There were so many of them. If these are just the curses that are applicable to me, I wonder, how many of them are out there?

[*Ding* The Host has 20493700 curses applicable to the host]

[There are an almost infinite number of curses that the system can apply]

I thank the gods that I did not have to look through an almost infinite number of curses.

"You know you should thank me" The Goddess of Death interrupts "Its rude to thank other Gods in front of a Goddess, you know?" I hurriedly thank Death before she can do something bad to me.

I look at the list again. After searching and reading the descriptions of the curses for who knows how long, I select a few more of them.

[*Ding* Host has chosen the curse 'Blank slate']

[*Ding* Host has chosen the curse 'Slave']

[*Ding* Host has chosen the curse 'One with Death']

The curse Blank slate caused me to lose any skills that I have gained from my previous life. This means that while I still may have memories of my last life, the skills and the so-called experience that I gained from my previous life would not follow me. This curse gave me a 50% increase in my budget raising my 10000 points to 15000 points. The next curse Slave makes me unable to obey the orders of my master or mistress. But the good thing is that I can choose any being as my master. This means that I can choose gods and goddesses as well. As the curse raised my budget by twofold from 15000 to 30000, I saw no detriment in this. So I immediately made the Goddess of Death my mistress.

[*Ding* Registering Goddess of Death as Hosts's Mistress]

[Goddesss of Death will now be referred to as Mistress Death by the system]

"Ahahaha." Laughed Death, or now my Mistress. "This is why I love you mortals. So clever and unpredictable. I love this. This is truly entertaining. Ahhh." I start to wonder if I made a mistake.

"No, you made no mistake mortal. I am a very generous Mistress. As long as you follow my rules, you will be fine.' says Mistress. "These are my orders, Cause chaos, Entertain me, Worship me, and Never forget me. Do these and you will not be punished. Well unless you want some punishment." Mistress says with a sly grin that sends a shiver down my nonexistent spine.

The last curse, One with Death, is a curse that pairs well with my Mistress. This curse makes you unable to die, as you are already dead and is owned by the Mistress of Death, but it also makes the act of reaping souls your food. It makes you unable to survive without killing beings. It basically turned you into Rory from the anime Gate. Ahh, that reminds me of good times. The curse raised my budget of 30000 to 50000. With these 50000 points, I was going to get me some good abilities.