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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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One’s hair is very valuable

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

The giant turtle of disaster said, "I understand. Then let's go with fair trade."

I'm not a coward, nor am I being confused by your beauty, I'm simply making the decision that is most correct and effortless!

Senior White's clone waved the huge tree of virtue, and solemnly said, "Alright, let's attack it!"

The giant turtle of disaster: "..."

Excuse me?

Didn't I just say that I was fine with going with fair trade?! Listen to what other people are saying!

No, listen to what this turtle is saying!

Song Shuhang reminded, "Senior White, just now the giant turtle said that he was fine with fair trade."

"Ah? Oh, I thought that it wanted to fight, so I subconsciously ignored what it just said." Senior White lowered the tree of virtue.

The giant turtle of disaster: "..."

So it turns out that you weren't listening to anything I was saying since the start?