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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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I came to see you, № Tyrannical Song

Translator: GodBrandy

Song Shuhang opened his mouth numbly.

Sixteen placed the scabbard into his mouth and Song Shuhang bit down on it as tears continued to stream down his face.

In the meantime, the black Scarlet Heaven Sword, the black-skinned Soft Feather, and Fairy Creation all slowly approached after confirming that the Heavenly Punishment had concluded.

"These tears are the tears of Profound Sage Tyrannical Song. They're very valuable!" The black Scarlet Heaven Sword was relieved to see that Song Shuhang's head was still intact. In order to celebrate Song Shuhang's escape from death, it seized the opportunity to rend Song Shuhang's heart.

This was because it heard that when a person got too excited or too happy, it was best to slap them in the face a few times—this could prevent them from getting overexcited and dying of shock.

Therefore, it had to rend Song Shuhang's heart and prevent him from being so excited that he went into shock and died.