Dog-Pickle

A dog, a floof and aloof

Was just looking for the truth

As for the question he had

It couldn't be any more sad

As his balls had gone poof and poof

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His story begins on a hot summer day

He has no way of knowing but it was the middle of may

He was told to hop into shotgun

For a full day of "fun"

They passed right by the park however

And his life would be changed forever

.

They had stopped at the vets

Which sounded like most flea markets

He heard others howling and screaming

His legs started shaking and he wanted to run

But his owners smiles were beaming

And they encouraged him but he knew he was done

.

He woke up hours later

No wiser to the damage that had befallen him

His owners they catered and catered

But there was no stopping him from noticing when had to squat for mhm

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After some soul searching

And remembering the past day

He came to a startling finding

And to his owners he had no words to say