What happened that night defeated the time when the attendant from the pharmacy announced that I was gonna buy five boxes of condoms.
"KALEY!!! KALEYYY!!! KALEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!!!"
"Ehehehe… You're gonna learn today~"
"NO!!! NOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!"
Seeing Kaley with a deranged look on her face as she was lubing up the Badonkadong 3000 sent shivers down my spine. A thin film of dangerous aura was forming around her body and the room's temperature was dropping by several degrees. It was close to a do-or-die moment and one wrong move would land me in a different kind of colonoscopy.
"K-K-KALEY!!! CALM D-DOWN!!! L-LET'S TALK ABOUT T-THIS, O-OKAY?!"
"Talk? Huuuuh~? I'm already set though? What would talking do? Tell me?"
"I-I-I'M J-J-JUST J-JOKING, O-OKAY?!"
"Sure~ I already put a lot of lube though… it would be a waste if we didn't use it, right?"
"N-NO! IT'S FINE! REALLY! Y-YOU'RE TIRED, R-RIGHT?! W-WE SHOULD S-SLEEP!"