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Chronic Reincarnation of a weedman

Chronic a weedman from Compton California dies but, due to unresolved issues was given the chance to live again in another world. being reborn for him is a blessing in its own way but, how could he continue life without the only magic of his former world Earth. during his time dead he makes a deal with the god of life and death Anu Bis to have weed seeds brought to him upon his blessing ceremony before the statues of the Gods when he turns 12. Armed with the magic of weed he will work towards his goals of his past life. Only now he will be in a world with actual magic. can Chronic make his dreams come true or is life going to be just as hard as on Earth or harder.

Ricky_Wrisk · Fantasy
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16 Chs

Reborn

Chronic looks around himself seeing nothing but darkness. Wondering where he is, he starts moving around and realizes that he is stuck in a cramped yet warm room. In a panic and thinking he was lied to by Anu Bis, he starts wiggling and squirming trying to break free of his confined space. While doing so he manages to notice an opening right above his head and he starts to force his way out. As he is making his way through the small opening, he starts to become more aware of his surroundings and takes notice that as he is trying to escape something is trying to help him. With him still wiggling his way out he hears screaming which makes him panic more and wiggle more as the screaming gets louder and louder. minutes go by before he finally gets his head free only to be grabbed by some giant monster of some kind and pulled out completely. Cursing Anu Bis for the deception he awaits his true death only to hear loud cheers and people celebrating. Before he can even get his thoughts together he is covered in a cloth of some kind and starts yelling and crying.

"Why am I in a straitjacket, I know I wasn't a saint and maybe I did kill a busta or two but, them bitches had it coming". While he thought that to himself, he didn't notice that he was passed to a woman who looked tired but had the brightest smile on her face. His new mother who upon seeing her baby knew exactly what to name him. She whispered to him "I promise to always do right by you Chronic my baby boy". after hearing his mother's voice he opened his eyes and stopped screaming and crying. he looked up at who just spoke to him seeing a beautiful silver haired woman with wolf ears and copper eyes. "damn, shorty is bad. she's also a giant what the fuck is going on. Wait, Anu Bis did say go be born so that's what happened. that asshole could have just sent me after the birthing was finished, that dickhead didn't even warn me. Okay, actually he did but, he could have been more straight with me. Whatever, so this must be my mom. I Wonder which lucky bastard gets to be my dad". Just as he had this thought, a man rushed into the room and stopped right next to the bed. "I'm so sorry I missed his birth Freya, I just got back from negotiations with the wood Elves when I heard that you were in labor" "It's fine Fenrir you haven't missed much, only my screaming as I push out Chronic".

"Is that his name, Chronic? I like it but where did you get that name from?" "Yes, his name is Chronic and if I'm being honest I named him that because it popped into my head and I knew it was what he should be called. though now I'm sure it was the will of Anu Bis God of life and death. it's the only thing that makes sense don't you agree?" "Well, at least it's not Dirt you know I never liked that name" "And what is wrong with Dirt? My grandfather was named Dirt you know" Freya said with a scowl. Fenrir looked back at her with a soft teasing smile and said "Just like the name implies he got walked all over by everyone". He jumped back Quickly just as claws slashed towards his chest. Freya then stated calmly with a loving smile "keep bad mouthing my grandfather and you'll be six feet under dirt" looking down he noticed his shirt had slashes on it and with a little laugh full of nervousness Fenrir apologized and told Freya to get some rest.

"My mom is dangerous" Chronic thought to himself. He didn't understand what was said but seeing the look of fear his dad had, he just knew his life was going to be hard. Anu Bis laughed to himself seeing things unfold around Chronic. "Maybe I should have told him that he is going to become important in the future but, I guess it's for the best that I didn't or maybe he wouldn't have decided on rebirth. Well, either way I should get him those seeds and maybe experience all earth has to offer, after all it's not everyday I get an excuse as good as this one to visit Earth. haha".