webnovel

Chronic Reincarnation of a weedman

Chronic a weedman from Compton California dies but, due to unresolved issues was given the chance to live again in another world. being reborn for him is a blessing in its own way but, how could he continue life without the only magic of his former world Earth. during his time dead he makes a deal with the god of life and death Anu Bis to have weed seeds brought to him upon his blessing ceremony before the statues of the Gods when he turns 12. Armed with the magic of weed he will work towards his goals of his past life. Only now he will be in a world with actual magic. can Chronic make his dreams come true or is life going to be just as hard as on Earth or harder.

Ricky_Wrisk · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
16 Chs

Chronic 2

"Okay, since you are fine with the terms of reincarnation let me first explain the world and some of the things you can do and some you can't do. First you can create magic of your own by combining them I'd recommend testing this out as that is how original magic was created after all. Secondly you can use your knowledge of earth to enhance your life maybe by making better choices than before or just out of convenience to make things from earth like bathtubs and the like. And lastly you can rise in rank and status and state of being. State of being is the real growth of your new world and becoming a higher rank means your status will automatically increase as a law of the world. Do you have any questions so far?"

"Yeah, how do you increase your state of being? Don't get me wrong but, aren't we at our peak state being sentient? Also what do you mean make bathtubs and the like? do people walk around smelling of musty balls and ass? I'm sorry I was trying so hard not to cuss in front of you seeing as you are a god and all but, I'll be damned if I'm gonna go walking around smelling like hoe soup with fermented nuts." "Hahaha I can't breathe, Ahahaha hoe soup with fermented nuts." The laughter lasted 10 minutes before the god spoke again.

"Oh my goodness, I haven't laughed that hard in over 3 decades. Now to answer your questions firstly the state of being has 5 states in the mortal realm which are based on your contribution to the world deemed worthy of notice. The first state is common where all first start at from here you can still drop to slave with enough bad luck. The second is noble whose title can range from Baron to Emperor but, anyone stuck with these titles usually don't gain the third state not wanting to risk their easy lives. The third state is the champion which is someone who stands unparalleled in their home Kingdom or Empire as a warrior or mage. The fourth state is the hero someone who saves their homeland from being destroyed gains this state of being. Finally the fifth and highest state is Savior which is given to those who are heroes of multiple Kingdoms and Empires. Only after gaining the Savior state of being can you enter the god realm which has 6 states but I won't bore you with that just know it doesn't stop there. One more realm exists above the god realm which is called the law and chaos realm and has two paths."

"Okay well right now I just want to get this over with so what can't I do" "simply put you can't bring back the dead. Now let me be clear you can raise zombies and undead beings but they can never be anything more than undead and you can't make your way back to Earth. That said everything else is possible it simply depends on the individual." "Okay, I understand but, what about the dirty ass bastards with swamp ass." "Haha swamp ass ahahaha my ribs hurt, stop no more you're killing me. Ahahaha, okay okay I'm good, people bathe just either in a river or from a bucket bathtubs are not something you'd find in your new world. Now, I believe it's time for you to be reincarnated."

"Okay, so what do I need to do? Do I walk through a portal or chant some shit? Maybe I spin a wheel or some other shit?" "haha, no you have 3 choices to choose from. First choice is you can be a human of low standing your mother would be a maid who is a free slave. A free slave is someone who works under contract with minor benefits. Second choice is you can be an Elf of mid standing your mother would be a warrior of your clan. And your last choice is a wolfkin of high standing your mother would be the pack leader? so what is your choice?"

"Bruh, if you are really a god you should know my choice already." "haha, fine but before you are reborn you should know my name. I'm the god of life and death Anu Bis, now go be born again Chronic."