6 Ch:5- Trouble in the Court!

"Well met princess" I said with my right hand on my left chest and doing a small bow. Etiquette when a noble introduces their selves according to dad.

In response Hisui curtsied lifting up her skirt a little.

"Ah yes, Weapon. I know a place where quality weapons are." Hisui said getting back to the weapon topic.

Why she knows a good spot I'll never know.

"May I know what is your price range?" Hisui asked.

In response I used the storage ring my father gave me and withdrew a 'small' ammount of wealth within. Roughly 20 million jewels. Maybe more.

Hisui looked confused as I handed the pouch over, It is so light as if no significant ammount of money was within as well as the fact said pouch is small.

Curiously she opened it and she got starry eyed. An Extremely pure gem capable of holding great ammounts of magic and a few precious gems of outstanding quality.

Hisui gestured for her personal guard. Good she isn't naive and wanted a professional opinion. According to Dad, personal guards of young royals have to be strong and knowledgeable.

The guard went over and examined the stones even going as far as bringing it out in the open and inserting some magic into the magic gem.

"Princess these are all genuine and indeed of outstanding quality. If not in demand these should net 20M Jewels. But as of the market now it can get sold for 2 maybe 3x more. The magical gem itself is precious for magical blacksmiths. Capable of holding great enhancements."

The guard bowed and handed the pouch back to the princess, And proceeded to move back 2 steps behind the princess to indicate his position.

"I See, Thank you." The princess said with a small but genuine smile. 'A kind royal possessing blossoming grace...' " Apoclia-san, And... I'm sorry I don't believe I have gotten your name." My thoughts got cut when Hisui continued speaking. I just now realized that Dad didn't give his name. I was about to give a fake name but dad surprisingly introduced himself.

"Logan Apoclia." Short it may be but the fact that dad of all people introduced himself is astonishing.

"I see, well may I call you by your given names? As it may become confusing." At the sight of the princess asking permission to use our names the guard seemed displeased, But I can't be sure with that helmet on...

"Hnn" ...For some reason I feel like my father has relations to an emo a-hole.

*In a different reality.*

"Achoo!"

"Oh no! Sasuke-kun are you sick?!"

""""NOO~~! SASUKE-KUN IS SICK!""""

"LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU SASUKE-KUN!"

"NO LET ME!"

"NO ME!!"

"SHANNARO! I WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE CARE OF SASUKE-KUN!"

"FOREHEAD! I WILL BE THE ONE!"

"...Damn fangirls..."

*Back to Fafnir*

"Excuse my dad hime-san she isn't too comfortable in monarchy ruled areas. And yes please call me Fafnir."

I feel like the guard frowned when I called said hime-san.

"Oh... Well might I suggest going to my father? He might be willing to trade a non used weapon compatible with you in exchange for these games?" It sounded more of a question. And if I had to guess these weapons are similar to the ancient weapons only usable by people it acknowledges. Among the legends is a sentient armor evolving with its user and a deadly sword capable of killing even with the slightest cut. Sadly these weapons seem to have vanished from the face of Earthland.

"Indeed, I believe my son can find one. And weapons are meant to be used. Not put on display or gather dust." Lowblow dad... Indirectly jabbing at the fact that they have such a lack of talents that they are possibly gonna trade one.

Yep, Guard visibly reacted. and a low growl escaped his armor. Hisui seemed to have not noticed and she also didn't seem to understand the jab my dad sent, She only looked at us, me specifically, I gave a nod and she proceeded to parade off into the direction of the castle.

As we walked the civilians gave us a wide area to walk in, Not created out of fear but respect to the nice princess, The civilians would wave with a genuine smile, Though noticeably not all. And the young boys would sport a blush while young girls looked up to Hisui. Me and my father also got a fair bit of stares from females... But I did notice the young boys looking at me as if bad news.

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Time skip.

Once we requested an audience with the king which is easy enough if you have the princess with you. Luckily the king and queen weren't busy so we got audience soon enough.

Which leads to the conversation now.

"So you mean We should trade a piece of equipment possibly only surpassed by the legendary teigu of old?" A voice filled regal in nature sounded out in a hall of marble with jade accents and a velvety red carper with golden intricacy at it's edges. This would inspire a sense in awe in most men if not for the fact that the king is a fairly short man wearing striped over-alls and a cape, The woman next to her can though. A woman of light green hair and green eyes wearing a jade colored dress with a purple cape that covers most of her curves, her gentle smile yet large presence can cause most men to get weak kneed.

"Personally I believe it is possible. It would be more useful to have a easily handled magical weapon than a fickle minded sentient weapon." A man spoke from the side of the throne of the king, An adviser I believe.

"Indeed... We agree, only if the compensation is adjusted depending on which armament accepts him." Stated the king, Although I can't respect the man due to him being so comical looking, I do admire the fact he could give up an old weapon. Though he is probably thinking something along the lines of. 'A Magical weapon to bolster our military might'

"hmph, To take this long to make a simple decision, What a bore." Although said a little quietly my Dad's annoyed words rang out throughout the hall.

The people were speechless by the blatant disrespect, meanwhile I am so annoyed. This might get complicated.

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HIS MAJESTY LIKE THAT!" Screamed a guard near us as he drew his sword and attempted to attack.

The key word being attempted, Since the moment he got into a 10 feet radius of my dad he got crushed, Not figuratively, Literally. A horrified scream rang out, Not needing to look as I identified the voice belonging to Hisui.

The other guards gasped, the king and queen as well as most of the elites blanched a little at the display of power.

"Jeez, dad you should make your kills cleaner." I have gotten used to the sight of spilled blood. When we once displayed our wealth trying to find some small change the bandits got wind of this and attempted to steal from us. That day I witnessed death for the first time made by my own side.

After that I got used to killing them over the years since going to the forest alone some slave traders passing by sometimes run into me.

"And who are you to judge brat? You turn most grunts into mincemeat." okay guilty as charged, Not my fault I am easily annoyed, my Draconic instincts don't like my pride being challenged.

"What are you doing! Apprehend them!" It seems our rather horrific revelations towards our killing habits snapped the adviser out of it, Hisui is still afraid and is crying in the arms of the queen who despite the sight didn't move from her seat despite her husband already being off of his throne.

"Oh snap, Troublesome..."

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By the author powers within me! I SUMMON CLIFF!

USE CLIFFHANGER!

[Cliff used Cliffhanger, It was super effective!]

Ja~ne!

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Small IRL Story!

Found this funny and wanted to share!

So in class reproduction or sexual health was being discussed. A random thought popped into my head.

So I called a nearby friend and told him.

"Bro, If bible is to be believed then Adam basically fuxked his female clone..." That got my classmate thinking but he still seemed confused.

"Bro, Eve was said to be made from pieces of Adam's Ribs. Soo genetically related. Basically a clone or sister..." I noticed he seemed to have understood and was holding back his laughter. "Incest." I said also trying to stiffle a laugh.

And with that comment he fuxking exploded in laughter. The whole class looked at him and the teacher asked what's so funny. He gave a summary of what i said and basically everyone laughed.

of course i got scolded by the teacher who is a devoted Catholic.

But i still whispered to him. "Worth it." He agreed and went in for a high - five.

TBH this happened just today.

PS. Catholics pls don't take too seriously. I was honestly half awake at that time.

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PS. short story occurred yesterday.