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Cathouse of the Wasteland

This is the story of Holt Lee a super soldier who served the United States during WW3 against an alliance of the Russians,North Koreans,and China and this is the story of his adventures in the aftermath of the war protecting a Whitehouse in a small town in the wastelands

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15 Chs

Trouble

After waking up with Desiree happily curled up next to me I get dressed and along with the Showstopper which I strap to my left leg I also holster a mk23 socom to my right leg and head downstairs where I see Tina coming up the stairs to find me where I say " hey Tina what's up"

While looking flustered she types on her tablet "we have trouble Holt there's some bandits here that say they're looking for you because of what you did to Sal what should we do"

" okay first I want you to calm down and make sure our guests stay safe in their rooms so nobody gets hurt and I'll deal with the bandits okay pretty girl"

She smiles at the cheesey line and nods before running to get all the guests safe meanwhile I head downstairs to where the bandits are waiting for me and the only reason I don't just shoot them is that they have a bomb rigged in the middle of the room so I can't risk a possible accident

As I get into their view I see the bandits the leader of which is wearing a pink cowboy hat and carrying a m79 grenade launcher with bandoliers of grenades slung on his shoulders and as he sees me he says "there you are asshole now sit down so we can talk about why you beat down my brother Sal"

'oh that's what this was about that little fucker came in here and challenged me to a duel where as the challenged party I chose boxing and he couldn't even take one punch before passing out after which I striped his dumbass down and sold his shit so anything else you need from me"

"you bastard I ought to kill you for talking to me like..."

"like what jackass like you are an insignificant bug to me then you'd be right because I've literally eaten beasts far scarier than you"

"now what the fuck does that mean"

"I've fought the windigo, slayed the kothoga, slain war beasts of the red army , and hundreds of soldiers and thugs that would make the likes of you piss yourself so before you say anything else think very carefully because you are trying my patience and if you try to threaten these beautiful ladies I won't just kill you,I'll kill your family,your friends, and I'll kill their families too so do you have anything else to say"

While looking like he just realized how enormously he screwed up the leader says " I'm sorry sir I apologize for wasting your time and you won't have to see us ever again"

As he starts to stand up I say " That isn't necessary as long as you don't start shit here and now you can go back to explain the rules to your friends and your idiot brother so goodbye"