53 The Darkness In Me - 4

….Was that supposed to be his comeback?

In response, Kaito raised an eyebrow at him, calling upon his first Sacred Gear with a thought, the black and gold gauntlet forming seamlessly, "Yeah? Mine's twelve."

Usually, he would not literally resort to a dick measuring contest. It was juvenile and honestly, his dick was more trouble than it was worth most of the time.

But he'd happily abuse the size of it to crush Hyoudou's dignity.

Hyoudou froze, gaping at him, before shaking his head, "N-no way, that's bullshit, you gotta be lying!" he protested.

Kaito shrugged, "You want me to prove it?" he raised an eyebrow before looking at the older red haired beauty standing beside her pawn watching the interaction with both interest and a speculative eye, "I'll even let Gremory here measure it, let her get a nice big handful of it to confirm it and everything."

Rias raised an eyebrow, before smiling, "I don't mind," she replied, "But it will have to be quick, Issei-kun needs to hit one hundred push ups today, we've been working towards it for a while now."

….A hundred? That was it? He'd been a devil for over a month at this point and he was working towards…a hundred? And with that crappy form at that?

Hyoudou's skin went as pale as a sheet at her words, "No way, no no no!" he frantically waved his arms, "Stay away from Buchou with your nasty gaijin dick Evander!"

'You know, I'm kind sick of being called that.' Kaito rolled his eyes. It was only guys that ever called him that as well.

He wasn't really one the play the racism card, but in what world did a scrawny pure Japanese loser like this, get to look down on him?

Kaito tried to be an easy going person for the most part. But, he had a temper, everyone did. And it had only gotten worse as of late, with the stress of his life over the past month and the changes he'd went through.

And when it came to Hyoudou? The anger, transitioned into maliciousness pretty easily.

So, with the perfect target to use to hit the perverted fool where it truly hurt, Kaito felt no need to hold back.

He looked into Gremory's blue eyes and smirked, "You still want to recruit me right?" he asked.

She blinked, "Yes, that hasn't changed, especially since you seem to just keep getting stronger and stronger by the day," the Gremory heiress nodded, "Why?" she asked, narrowing her eyes ever so slightly.

She was smart enough to catch on where he was going with this, or at least vaguely in some manner. She already knew he was going to say something to get at Hyoudou.

Not that he was being serious, but he was gonna push that button of his anyway.

"I'll give you another way to recruit me, an easy one in fact that you can get done today even," Kaito replied, "You, Himejima, Tojou and the new girl you recruited, the blonde one, Asia was it? I want to bed all four of you."

Apparently whatever Rias was expecting, it wasn't that. She blinked, mouth dropping low in gaping shock.

Hyodou blinked as well, before rage exploded onto his features a split moment later, "Evander, you bastard!" he roared, or tried at least. It was more of a pitiful shriek really, his voice was far too high for a roar.

[BOOST!]

The voice of Ddraig echoed throughout the park and the brown haired boy erupted into a charge towards him.

His physical abilities doubled and the boy swung at him with a wild haymaker. But, he may as well have been standing still for all the good it did him.

Kaito simply stepped to the side and thrust his foot out. Issei completely missed his massively telegraphed punch and tripped over the younger teens foot and landed face first in the dirt.

He tried to push himself up immediately, but Kaito merely lifted his foot, placed it on the older teens back and pushed him back down.

"That's it….?" Kaito actually found himself goggling, disappointed as he looked at Rias in askance.

She sighed and palmed her face, "You planned that," she accused, before shaking her head, "Would you actually though?" she asked.

Hyoudou struggled and scrambled and thrashed beneath him, trying to push up against his foot.

But he was too weak.

[BOOST!]

The voice of the Red Dragon Emperor once more echoed from beneath his foot and the struggle Hyoudou put up against him, increased once more as he pushed against the ground and pushed Kaito's foot up with his back.

Only for his face to smack back into the dirt as Kaito put more strength into pushing down, not even looking at the older boy he had pinned beneath him.

He grinned at Rias, "Well, you're all beautiful girls and I wouldn't mind a child of mine inheriting that Power of Destruction of yours," he bullshitted, "I mean, if I can't become High Class from the get go or get the Satan Leviathan to myself, marrying into the Gremory family is still pretty great consolation prize."

Rias raised both eyebrows at him, "You are far too bold for your own good." she commented.

"Maybe, but I'm pretty well informed as well," he forced a chuckle and shrugged, "Like, I hear you have a little flaming problem that you're not too fond of, I can help you with that for the right price."

"That would just be trading one for the other though." she pointed out, and didn't even ask how he knew.

It was easy to assume he learned through the same way he knew of Serafall Leviathan.

"Yeah, but I'm not forcing you to and beyond carrying my kid, I'm not expecting anything else from you," he pointed out and then cast a glance at the boy who had stilled beneath him, trying to follow the underlying messages of the conversation, "Granted, after a night of getting your brains fucked out by me, I'm sure you'd be all too happy with the arrangement."

Rias opened her mouth, but before she could-

[BOOST!]

[BOOST!]

[BOOST!]

His found himself stumbling back a bit as Hyoudou's strength spiked beneath him.

'Rage boost?' Kaito mused inwardly. He could do that couldn't he? 'Looks like I touched a nerve, or a lot of them.' he couldn't help but smirk again as Hyoudou shot to his feet much faster than before.

"EVANDER!" the Red Dragon Emperor of this generation shot towards him, his new speed blowing that of his first charge out of the water as he attacked with all his might.

Only to miss his second punch as Kaito simply spun slightly out of the way and then lashed out with an elbow that crunched into the boys nose.

With a cry of pain, Hyoudou dropped to the ground again, blood flying into the air as his nose broke.

"Again, that's it?" Kaito rolled his eyes and stuck his hands in his pockets dismissively.

Rias huffed, "Stop goading him, I know you're doing it on purpose. I'm going to get angry y'know?" she said, anger bleeding into her tone now as she shook her head, "Sorry, but the answer is no Kaito-kun, I don't need help with that, I've got at least four years before that becomes an issue. Maybe if it was just about me, but I wouldn't ever force my peerage to take part in something like that."

That she thought at least. But no, she didn't. Her tune would probably change very soon. Though, once it did, he wasn't going to accept even if she did manage to convince the Akeno, Asia and Koneko to sleep with him alongside her.

Yanagi would have his balls if he did.

"Wasn't saying you should force them, I wouldn't take part without their consent anyway," he pointed out and cast a look at the boy laying stunned on his back on the ground, grasping at his broken nose, "Unlike some people, I don't force my own perversions on others, that's why I've got two girlfriends y'know? When you're cool, strong, hardworking, handsome and have a huge dick like me, being a Harem King is just destiny."

"Two?" Rias' head cocked to the side and she blinked.

"H-harem King?" Hyoudou gaped up at him over the hand grasping his nose and jealousy shone fervently in his gaze.

"Yup, that's the way of things when you're not a perverted loser Hyoudou," Kaito couldn't resist twisting the nail in just a little bit more, "I tell you, you've not lived until you've slept with your head between a nice, soft massive of pair of oppai, both easily a match for Gremory here's." he jabbed a thumb at the red haired devil heiress.

"Fuck…you…" Hyoudou hissed at him.

He laughed mockingly and then looked at Rias, "Well, feel free to bring it up with your peerage girls Gremory and get back to me." he winked at her, before tossing her a wave and walking away, unable to resist whistling a jaunty tune.

Man, that was cathartic.

He heard the redhead sigh from behind him.