Chad System

"WHAT THE F**K IS THIS???", Bro I was so shocked. I froze for like 3 minutes looking at the message [ Chad System unlocked ]. Once I found out this isn't a joke and is completely real,

I felt like a protagonist, someone that'll change the world. Someone that'll show wisdom in each and every word. Someone that'll look like a godlike figure...

I became slightly arrogant, however, I know I can't be extremely arrogant since I don't have the strength nor the power to do so. Since I am a 16 years old man working part-time at McDonald's in California, USA...

I know I can't reveal this information either since people will try and dissect me for some 'research', So I'll have to figure this out on my own.

First I'll need to know how the f**k do I open the chad system? However, once I started thinking about how to open it, it opened it by itself as if it heeded my command...

The first thing that popped up was a message that said [ please, enter my name: _______ ].

I was thinking about what name I should give it but then I stopped and think, is the system sentient, can it speak?

Curiously I said, "Ay bro can you speak?", there was no response.

Since there was no response I immediately tried to think of a name, "Jessica? No, too long, Marlon? No, I don't want it to be a guy. Then probably dragon?"

I tried thinking what name I should get for it but I am pretty indecisive...

I was thinking for about 30 minutes on what name I should give it until I heard this...

[ Holy Sh*t you take too long, just name me Vanessa! ]

"OHHHH YEAHHH VAN-ess-a??!!!!!!"

I was SHOCKED, I thought the system isn't sentient and is like those any other RPG Video game in the 21st century. But It isn't?

And so I started asking some questions, but It didn't respond to any of them... Maybe it only responds when I'm desperate?

So I entered the name Vanessa on the Chad system, How? I literally just thought of the word Vanessa, thinking about entering it and It immediately appeared on the screen... It now said

[ Please, enter my name: Vanessa ] [ Confirm? ]

Once it did that I now thought of something, maybe it hears and sees me all day? It could be but I placed it at the back of my mind since entering its name is more important than having some questions.

So I did a mental imaginary click on my mind on the [ Confirm? ] and it said,

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[ Name: Vanessa acquired! ]

[ Welcome to the Chad system, Lucas Calvario! ]

[ sent to the inbox of "system tutorial" in your online email ]