Chapter 4: Chunin Exam

Hidden Mist, Water Country

"Lady Mizukage, it has come to our attention that the Chunin exams are held in the Leaf village this time around" one of the advisors to the Water Shadow announced decisively as he regarded the unconcerned and nonchalantly smiling female Kage.

"We wish to know if you have any intention of sending our Genins in order to compete in the competition" another elderly advisor continued soon after.

Mei could only look at the two fossils with an entertained visage.

"Let's get down to business, shall we?" she commenced in a sickly sweet tone. "Since when were you old fossils entitled to ask questions from me? And secondly, what exactly do you mean by 'our Genins'? There is no 'our' in my rule, there is only 'my' and 'mine', understand?"

Sweat dripped down the elders' foreheads when they realized their mistakes.

"B-but Milady …"

A water needle soon embedded itself into the wizened flesh of the man before he had the time to finish his sentence "I am no one's lady… well not yet anyway!"

"I am sorry Lady Miz…acck!"

The other elder almost pissed in his pants when another needle came hurtling towards the already wheezing elder and impaled him through the other shoulder with a sickening crunch "Did I give you the permission to speak?"

"N-no…AHH"

Cue another needle.

"Then don't speak"

"I-I am s-sorry… aahh!"

And another.

"I am beginning to wonder why I assigned you old bats to be my advisors." Mei contemplated causally, idly stroking the underside of her delicate chin while the elders shivered in unrestrained fear "Oh right, because I needed someone to do my paperwork for me"

The other elder, seeing the contemplating posture of the redheaded Mizukage, took that as his miraculous opportunity to prove himself useful and thus be pardoned for daring to question her decisions.

"Yes Lady Mizuka…AH!"

He was wrong, dead wrong because he became another target for the Mizukage's water needles.

"I suppose it would be cruel to make you do my paperwork for me at your age so I hereby dismiss you from your positions" the seductive Mizukage purred in sick glee, twirling around a floating mass of water needles in her hand.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

It was in that moment that the two elders realized that they had screwed up royally because the sweet smile on her sadistic visage turned even sweeter and the needles floating around her hand changed shape into water shurikens.

"Well then, how about I dismiss you from your lives?"

"NO WAIT AHHHH!"

Within the next second, two meaty thuds sounded around the room as the lifeless bodies of the elders slammed into the ground, heads pierced all the way to the back. With a twitch of her finger, the two bodies soon dissolved into purple ashes and vanished out of existence.

"That was … boring" Mei muttered offhandedly, sashaying back to her throne-like chair, thick hips wobbling from side to side.

She was a temptress in every sense of the word but she was in no way as forgiving as her sister. The only people her sister did not forgive or spared were those who insulted her baby boy, but she did not spare anyone who even looked at her the wrong way, let alone sparing those who would dare speak ill of her man.

Some people simply never learned.

Coming back to the concerned topic, the Chunin Exams were quite the opportunity for her. She, however, had to give her elder sister credit for being so sneaky. Kushina had put quite a lot of effort into preventing the news from reaching to her, but unfortunately for her sister, she was sneakier than her.

Especially when the topic concerned Naruto.

"Nice try, dear sister" she muttered smugly, licking her pouty lips with a seductive smirk as she read the notice for the Chunin Exams "But I can't let you hog all that Uzumaki meat for yourself"

Now, she just had to select her most promising Genins so that they would move on to the final stage before being invited to the Leaf Village.

But no one said anything about coming in early, like moving towards Konoha right this instant, right? Of course they didn't!

"You just wait, little brat, Auntie Mei is gonna show you just how tempting a woman can be!"

Leaf Ninja Academy

Team 7 arrived at the upper floor of the academy just in time to witness a green suit wearing Genin get kicked in the stomach and forced to collide with the wall of the corridor. Hands tucked into the sleeves of his black kimono, Naruto calmly strolled to the source of the commotion with a raised eyebrow.

"Hey Lee and hello Tenten" he greeted gently, helping the now named Lee to stand up with an arched eyebrow before turning to the girl of the group. "Mind explaining?"

Tenten wore a white sleeveless, high-collared qipao dress with red trimmings and a pink flame pattern on the left, a maroon obi tied around the flare of her incredible hips. Underneath, fishnet leg stockings adorned her thick thighs and black high-heeled boots accentuated the sheer fatness of her corpulent butt.

For someone obsessed with the Legendary Sucker, you would think the little girl would want to work on increasing the size of her tits. But nope, she had the fattest butt of her generation, right behind Sakura of course.

"Hey handsome" the brown haired girl greeted with a smirk as she daringly kissed the redhead right on his lips, much to the anger of Sakura, before leaning up to his ear for a soft seductive whisper. Well the others thought it was seductive at least. "We're trying to keep a low profile"

"By getting kicked around?"

"Well … we didn't account for that actually" she sheepishly admitted, a soft blush forming on her cheeks as she eyed her silent teammate.

"You know he is blatantly ignoring us, right?" the disguised Izumo asked quietly as he watched the redhead start a hearty conversation with the bun girl and her weird bowl-cut haired teammate.

"I know…" Kotetsu answered blankly.

"Should we do something?"

"If you want Lady Kushina to castrate you with a blunt spoon and shove your balls down your throat, then sure do something"

Everyone in the village, not to mention in the entire Nations knew how possessive and overprotective Kushina Uzumaki was of her only son, no matter how much they argued and fought most of the time. Some unfortunate bastards had learned that fact the hard, creepy and disturbing way.

"You don't have to explain it so vividly, Kotetsu, you know that woman gives me nightmares"

"That is if you somehow survive from this seemingly normal and innocent-looking boy"

"You are making it worse, dumbass!"

"I am trying to make you understand, you jerk!"

"Well it seems your bullies are otherwise occupied…" Naruto commented blankly as he stared at the two disguised Chunins arguing with each other. "You guys wanna tag along?"

"It's tempting but no, we are gonna stay for a little while longer" Tenten answered with a pout, crossing delicate arms over her plump breasts. "The All high and mighty Hyuga in his infinite wisdom and sagacity has concluded that we need to observe the invincible Genins in order to properly counter their equally invincible assault upon our person during the illustrious Chunin Exams!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"So … is that a yes or no?"

"Naruto!"

The redhead chuckled pleasantly, swiftly dodging Tenten's fist heading for his skull. "Just kidding, though I didn't know you could be that sarcastic"

"Try being on team with two powerhouses constantly screaming Flames of Youth and a gender-confused Hyuga who was a stick bigger than Lord Third's admantium staff stuck up his ass!" Tenten growled loudly, stomping her foot on the ground like an angry bull as she advanced on the redhead.

"Whoa Tenten, take it easy" Naruto placated gently, taking a few step back from the unstable girl as she tried to control herself, both unaware that one member of their teams were missing. That is until Naruto noticed that no one was behind him, not even Sakura. "Where are my teammates?"

"Lee is also gone" Tenten noticed.

"Fuck"

"You can say that again"

"It will take them about 7 minutes to get things over with. If we were to include Guy sensei's dramatic entrance as well as his 'aspiring' lecture to Lee, I'd say we have a total of 10 minutes to ourselves" Naruto suggested vaguely, earning a confused look from the big-butted girl. "10 minutes is more than enough to do what I've planned"

"You might wanna start making sense cause I am confused as hell and really not in the mood to think!"

"How about you get in that classroom, lower your pants, park your gorgeously fat ass on the table, spread those beautiful long legs and let me lick your naughty little kitty for the next 10 minutes?" the redhead suggested with a smug smirk. "Is that clear enough for you?"

"Make it 15 minutes, whip out that fat dick and we have a deal!" the big butted girl squealed heatedly, pushing the redhead into the classroom with a hungry look in her eyes. She was going to ignore his 'fat ass' comment in favor of the treat he offered.

After a rushed and clumsy attempt to shred her pants, Tenten was soon sprawled on the table with her legs wide open while Naruto eagerly licked, kissed and tongue-fucked her glistening lower lips, strangled and breathless moans escaping her lips as she clamped her powerful legs around her lover's head and hungrily sucked on his dick.

A curious Chunin, Sadoru, found herself drawn to the strange noises in the room and found herself standing gob-smacked at the entrance of the door to the scene of the Hokage's son stuffing his monstrous cock into the throat of a phat-butted girl while furiously munching on her quim.

Needless to say, the cutely blushing girl was dragged into the room by the bun-haired girl and 15 minutes were extended to half an hour. Poor Sadoru left the room with an awkward limp to her steps, a full-bodied blush and a visibly bloated stomach.

Meanwhile

"Good afternoon, Lady Mizukage, we are glad to see you arrive safe and sound. I hope the travel was not tiring"

"Thank you, it was fine" Mei replied smoothly as she walked up to the gates of the Leaf village, followed by a tall man with an eye-patch. The redhead and her bodyguard were greeted by two Chunins and a platoon of ANBU at the gates. "I hope the Hokage is not busy?"

The man behind the busty redheaded Mizukage could feel a massive sweatdrop trail down his head 'As if you would care if he was busy or not.'

The gatekeepers, unaware of the antics of the Uzumaki family, simply shook their heads and gestured towards the village with a small bow. "Of course not, he has been expecting you"

Mei Uzumaki casually walked through the gates into the village, escorted by the platoon of ANBU from the shadows, while Ao, her bodyguard, followed her from behind to keep an eye out for any possible attacks.

Only a few were aware that the Mizukage was making an unofficial visit to the village beforehand but it was still better to be safe than sorry.

"Ao, why don't you go ahead and meet with the Hokage?" The confused look on his face prompted Mei to sigh and look around the immediate vicinity for any onlookers. "I need to see my sister first."

"Lady Mizukage, I must insist on meeting Lord Hokage first. Such an action could be taken as a sign of disrespect and …"

"Shut up or I'll kill you"

Needless to say, the one-eyed man had no further doubts about any matter at all as he sprinted towards the Hokage Tower.

Well acquainted with the Uzumaki compound and its location, Mei shunshined directly into the main house of the facility and entered without bothering to ask for permission. Basics practices of etiquette and decorum never existed between the Uzumaki.

The Spartan image of the house was exactly as she had seen it several times before. Her elder sister, unlike her and a certain other, never paid much attention towards luxurious objects or opulence. As long as she was comfortable and cozy, she didn't have a problem with anything.

And last but certainly not the least, her eyes came to a screeching stop upon her older sister, seated on a sofa at the far end of the living room with a book in her hand.

A sister that had been her role model since her early childhood.

A sister who had been her source of comfort, strength and motivation whenever their training would reach new levels of harshness and cruelty.

A sister who had sang to her whenever she had nightmares while left in the wilderness during their training period.

And …

A sister who had given birth to her knight in shining armor. Unfortunately, that same sister was hogging her knight and not even bothering to say sorry, not that it would make any difference!

"Hey there, older sis"

"Nice to see you as well, little sister" Kushina stated dryly, eyes calm and collected which only made Mei all the more annoyed and irritated. The elder redhead knew exactly why Mei said 'Older' instead of 'big'. "Nice dress by the way"

But she knew how to handle her little sibling.

"Why thank you, dear sister" she beamed in excitement, performing a showy twirl to show off her goods. And boy did she show off.

The redheaded bombshell was dressed in a long blue dress reaching all the way down to her knees, covering her arms and the underside of her massive milk-tanks. The dress was opened at the right side from the waist down, showcasing an unhealthy amount of creamy long legs.

A matching mini-skirt covering her matronly, wide hips, fat buttocks and thick thighs peeked out from the blue dress, followed by mesh-legging covering her long legs in their net-like confines.

"Still as shameless as always" Kushina muttered after a moment of silence, a bored and undisturbed look on her face. Granted she wasn't one to talk about shame when she had a duty uniform which clearly stated 'fuck me' due to how tight it was but her sister wasn't coming slow either.

Mei glared at her calmly staring sister "Says the woman who fucks her son on a daily basis"

"Must be hard having those thoughts inside your head all the time" the eldest Uzumaki retorted smugly, licking her lips in a seductive manner just to annoy her already annoyed sister. Oh how she loved teasing her adorable little sister, especially when the topic involved her lazy son.

That point stabbed straight into Mei's vulnerable heart, speeding straight past her defenses and exploding in the center of her core as she slumped her head in depression.

Being far away from her nephew was hard itself _ especially when she was acting like she didn't care_ but knowing that her fat-butted sister was having the time of her life with HER MAN every single day was like being forced to watch Kisame and Zabuza hug each other with manly tears streaming down their faces!

"I hate you" she muttered in misery, slumped in the corner of the room with a visible aura of depression and misery hovering above her head, while a smugly smiling Kushina looked on at the scene in clear amusement.

She was the ultimate personification of a temptress and never backed down from any sort of challenge that involved provoking, but one sarcastic fact cited in regards to her lack of 'fun time' with her son was enough to revert her back to her childish persona in an instant.

"Oh come on little sister, I was merely joking" Kushina announced placidly, her amused smile never leaving her visage.

Mei didn't seemed convinced in the slightest "No, you were not"

The redheaded Milf's smile widened in magnitude "Ok I admit I wasn't joking, you happy now?"

"Oh yeah, that makes me so MUCH happier" the pouty redhead retorted sarcastically, slumping even deeper into depression "Thanks sister, you are the best"

"You are more than welcome" Kushina responded with a soft chuckle before standing up from the sofa she was sitting on. "You are really going to make me do it, aren't you?"

Mei huffed in annoyance and turned towards the corner, head placed on her upright knees while a dark aura of melancholy and dejection hung around her.

The redheaded seductress, dressed in her modest robes, walked around the table in a calm stride, gliding up to her moody sister. The voluptuous Milf lightly bent down and gripped her depressed sister's shoulders before pulling her up with ease, depositing her back on her feet.

Chuckling softly at her childish antics, Kushina turned her sister around and slammed her pouty lips against hers without a second thought.

The feel of her sister's swollen lips against her own snapped the depressed Mizukage out of her stupor as she slithered her hands around her sister's thin waist and grabbed two handfuls of her gigantic behind, her finger almost fading into the doughy cheeks.

As you sow, sow shall you reap.

She had started the act of grabbing her sister's mighty rump, thus it was obvious her sister would want to return the favor, not that she minded in the slightest.

Mei moaned into the passionate lip-lock of taboo love as she felt a pair of delicate fingers dig deep into her luscious rear, opening, squeezing, fondling and molding the doughy cheeks with expert ease.

Soon enough the need for air prompted the two sisters to separate from each other… reluctantly, a thin trail of saliva keeping the two connected.

"Still depressed?" Kushina asked with a smirk, hands still fondling her sister's jutting behind.

"A little" Mei countered with an aroused smile, cheeks tinted a healthy red, her hands ravenously clutch at her sister's gargantuan ass with uncontrolled abundance. No wonder she was acknowledged as the possessor of the finest rump in the entire Elemental Nations. This thing jutted out of the modest dress like no one's business.

It was huge; each doughy cheek was perfectly round like a football of womanly flesh and fat, forming a perfect shelf of Milf meat. She could probably use the upper curve of her enormous tushy as a table to place drinks on!

"Want me to un-depress you?"

"I prefer the word un-dress much better"

The voluptuous redhead merely smirked at her sister's answer and shoved her back onto the sofa as the two lip-locked sisters dropped into its comfy embrace, legs lewdly intertwined and hands greedily rubbing, squeezing and fondling at every inch of one another.

'I bet SHE will not be happy to find out that she had missed this … passionate family reunion'

Upper Floor, Academy

Naruto, Sakura and a slightly bruised Sasuke stood in front of the examination room while a confused Kakashi looked at them with owlish eyes. "Mind explaining?"

Sasuke scowled angrily and crossed his hands over his chest in a childish 'tsk'. That damned bushy eyebrow freak! To think he would be defeated by someone who didn't even know how to dress properly. I mean who the fuck wears skin-tight green suit!

"Simple, broody over there got his ass kicked royally" Naruto explained blankly, a slight hint of smugness in his tone.

The silver haired Jonin sweatdropped at the redhead's smug response and sighed deeply. "Do I need to even ask who fought him?"

"I will give you a hint, it had something to do with Flames of Youth" the lazy redhead muttered in a shaky tone, inwardly shivering slightly. Man, that slogan always sent disturbing images into his mind.

Kakashi sighed in resignation, palming his face in frustration. Come on Guy; teach your students some semblance of control, will you. "Just get in there and good luck"

Seeing the silver haired Jonin vanish abruptly, Naruto snickered smugly and entered the room, followed by his two part-time teammates, instantly noticing the killing intent lingering around in the air while his fellow Genins who had already entered the room were standing nervously in the front.

"What are you staring at?" he drawled lazily as he strolled into the room and stood right at the center most part of the room, returning every stare and glare with one of his own.

No one, not even a damned cricket uttered a sound as he skimmed his gaze around the room and tried to find that one bold asshole that could possibly stand up and question him. But alas, no one stood. All show and no bite? Really? These were supposed to be the competitions? He was already disappointed.

Feeling a massive cloud of depression over his head, Naruto sighed loudly and moved back towards his fellow Leaf Genins.

Sakura could only shake her head in concealed amusement when she saw her downtrodden crush walk toward them with a visible cloud of depression hovering over his head. Of course he would be the only Genin to stand up to the hostile glares and expect them to back up their glares.

Ignoring the gaping expressions of the remaining Genins, Naruto slumped against a wall and sat down with a heavy pout. Fucking Genins and their fake glares!

While the others turned to discuss their own businesses and share their opinions about the exam, Naruto took that moment to observe Sakura's rival with an inwardly smug smirk.

Unlike Sakura who despite wearing provocative clothes still concealed a lot of skin, Ino had no such qualms. The platinum blonde haired girl had a more seductive outfit than her rival. A purple tank top bulged outward to show just how develop the Genin was in her chest department, sporting a pair of large tits that defied gravity and normal standards.

Her tight, untouched and creamy midriff was exposed for all to see, inciting Naruto to drool just thinking about how that tight little belly would bulge out when he was balls deep inside her womb and pumping her full of his seed.

A black short skirt was futilely wrapped around her wide hips and thick booty, covered by a purple cloth half-way wrapped around her waist and exposing her plump thighs covered by mesh armor.

What had her parents fed her with? She looked like she was given birth just to tease men and gobble up cocks. Yes tease other men but the only cock she would be gobbling up was his. Pretty soon, he would have those soft, rosy lips wrapped his dong and sucking him dry of his cream.

And then came Tenten …. Well he had enjoyed licking her little cunt and ramming his cock down her throat just a few minutes ago.

"Hey you guys, you might want to keep it down a little bit, this isn't a field trip you know" announced a soft voice form behind the Genins, prompting Naruto to snap out of his stupor and watch the approaching newcomer. "You're the nine rookies right? I wouldn't make a scene if I were you"

"Who the fuck are you?" Naruto asked in a blank voice. Yeah he was quite subtle, his buxom mother said so many times.

The young man, dressed in strange white and purple clothes, smiled softly, giving the impression that he was not offended by Naruto's offensive question. "My name is Kabuto Yakushi, but really you should look around you"

Naruto knew he was offended and he could feel the anger wafting off of him but much to his surprise, the man kept his anger concealed from the other Genins … but not from him. As a Jinchuriki of the nine tailed asshole, he was exceedingly sensitive to negative emotions. Even a speck of negativity could not escape his awareness. This one was oozing off so much hate and malice that it felt suffocating.

'Did you just call me an asshole?!' Kurama roared from within the mindscape, causing the redhead to wince in pain.

'No…' the lazy redhead retorted with a sweatdrop. 'I said nine tailed asshole, know the difference'

'WHY YOU…'

The caged beast wasn't given enough time to finish his sentence before the Uzumaki heir cut off the link with a dismissive snort. He respected the giant beast and all but he really needed to loosen up a little.

"So you see I am kind of a veteran of these exams" Kabuto finished in a sheepish tone, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.

"How many times have you given the Chunin exams really?" the fat butted pinkette asked in a curious tone, noticing a sudden shift in her crush's expression. He was … curious too?

"As embarrassing as it is, this is my 7th try"

Kiba chuckled loudly. "Man, you suck!"

"I would like to look at it from a different angle" the silver haired Genin stated in a vague tone, reaching for his pocket to pull out a deck of blank cards. "There are some benefits to failing so many times, you know?"

"Like what? Getting used to having your ass kicked?" the Uzumaki heir intruded blankly, giving the Genin one of his droopy eyes look. "That is some benefit, I will give you that"

A subtle twitch of his eyebrow was all Naruto needed to grin self-assuredly.

A Few Minutes Later

"Uzumaki, you done already" a scarred Jonin asked gruffly as he paced in front of the class, sharp eyes moving over the class for any signs of disturbance.

"Yup, can I go?" Naruto retorted in a bored tone.

"No"

"Fuck you, Scarface!"

"Watch it brat, I can still fail you!"

"I would like to see you try!"

A few seconds of intense stare down later, both backed down with bored sighs and understanding nods. Both knew what was going on.

However, Naruto's sigh was more out of pleasure than frustration and Ibiki knew that. Naruto Uzumaki was well known throughout the village about his womanizing behavior and his penchant for doing the unexpected. He knew very well what was going on but knowing who his mother was and what she could do when someone offended her baby boy, Ibiki wisely kept his mouth shut and inwardly cursed the Fourth's son for his luck.

Because kneeling between his spread legs and bobbing her head up and down on his erect dick was none other than Ino Yamanaka. The young Genin skillfully sucked on the giant Uzumaki meat, swallowing what she could of the shaft and fondling the rest with her delicate hands.

Naruto had no idea how things had gotten to this stage where the young Yamanaka was hungrily sucking on his cock under the table and steadily pulling him toward his eventual release.

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Okay, who the fuck was he kidding? Of course he knew how things had gotten to this stage.

Ino Yamanaka had been the reason why he had endured the academy in the first place. She had caught him balls deep inside Tsubaki _who also happened to be the now imprisoned Mizuki's girlfriend _ in one of the many classrooms and had seen his large dick pistoning into the woman's pussy.

By the next day, she had her pouty lips wrapped around his dong and was sucking his balls dry under the table while Iruka was teaching the class. There was a reason why he used to sit at the back of the class and that reason was for Ino to easily swallow his pole without the risk of being caught.

Him pretending to be asleep was so that neither Iruka nor his class fellows could see the look of pleasure plastered on his face while Ino sucked on his dong.

The young Yamanaka had been giving him blowjobs for almost 2 years now. While she was constantly giving him hints that she was ready to ride him, he still had reservations. One she was still too inexperienced, two his cock was too big for her and three she was still hesitant to show him affection in public.

The current blowjob didn't count.

It was by sheer luck that Ino sat next to him. The blonde stormed through her test like a woman possessed by the devil, passed the answers to her teammates through her Mind Transfer Jutsu and kneeled before his legs like a drooling animal.

He had to put up a shaky and unexpected Genjutsu, otherwise everyone would have seen the blonde girl whip out his throbbing dong and swallow almost half of the rod with one fell swoop.

It had taken all of his willpower to calmly complete his test and subtly look around for his teammates to confirm whether they had done it or not, all the while trying to ignore the incredible feeling of Ino's small mouth sucking on his junk. Thankfully, Sakura showed herself that she wasn't just a pretty face and giant booty by slicing through the test while Sasuke used his Sharingan to copy the answers.

The young boy could not control himself any longer, what with Ino sucking on his schlong like a hungry predator devouring her prey. Naruto gently grabbed the girl's head and forced her down on his cock, groaning in pleasure as all hell broke loose.

Keeping the busty Genin's mouth firmly on his rod, the Uzumaki heir flooded her stomach with continuous spurts of baby cream, not showing the least bit of mercy as he panted her insides white. For the next minute or so, Ino patiently waited for the redheaded boy to pump her full of his cream, greedily swallowing the salty treat that she has become addicted to.

She was going to be bloated and look like 9 months pregnant for sure, what with all that cock cream Naruto pumped into her but a transformation Jutsu would take care of that little problem.