Young Master

My name is Bob.

Yes, Bob.

I am a typical teenager from the 21st-century living life and smelling flowers

nothing could go wrong.

until it does.

I was thrust into this world of cultivation...

I don't want to hurt people... but cultivation world is cut-throat

[WELCOME HOST! TO DEEZ NUTS SYSTEM.]

WHOA!

this system??

what kind of thing is this.

[HOST THIS SYSTEM WILL HELP YOU IN ANY AND ALL ENDEAVOURS...]

[LOADING TRUE GOD LEVEL CULTIVATION... %10]

[%50]

[%100]

THIS STRENGTH?

INCREDIBLE...

Now. i must find a civilization to live I don't want to spend my life in wilderness

*teleports to bing chilling city the city that's under the popoo clan created by wantong lee and hole fuk and bang ting ow*

Wow.

this city is very magnificent

*sees a jade beauty kingdom toppling heaven shaking butt clenching planet destroying bla bla you get it right?*

GURL YOU MUST BE MINE....

gurl: NO....

ok

*Destroys the galaxy.*

sorry jade beauty.. Courting death.

(readers does anyone unironically know why every normal person becomes an emotionless maniac that only desire is to have sex and kill people? is there some kind of drug in Qi?)