my name is antonio josef
and my father was killed..
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everyday my father would dropkick me and laugh while i am squirming on the ground
my mother she used to drop me when i was a baby delibaretly
and now i have a brick shaped head
and my dad is dead so i must find the culprit
my dad is probably in his grave not out there looking for milk really
did i mention that everyone in school hated me?
teachers would rip out my skull and summon hellfire to burn my soul
thankfully i survived the bullying....
because i was just built different
did i mention that my co workers put poison in my food and drink everyday but thankfully i survived
did i mention that my mothers old enemies from antarctica killed my pet dog named fluffy
yeah my life is a little tough
but i make do...
nothing much but its honest work
i make around 25 cents a day
i can buy a dead racoon and gums that are under movie seats
but thankfully i survived
yeah
uh idk i cant find inspiration to write no mo
so
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