Traveling with Otaku Goddess

Once we were out on the surface I took Ereshkigal to Rin, both of them having watched FGO they knew what's up.

Shirou straight ran out of the house when he saw two Rins. What did Archer/Rin duo do to him?

Rin and Archer was shocked to learn we're now "dating" I must say it's kinda awkward when you think about it, I took the samples from another Rin in the end.

Medusa was friendly towards Eresh, I never saw her being friendly to someone she just met, it took me months before she was relaxed around me but it's fine.

It seems like Illyasviel went to Germany to "Handle" the rest of the homunculus, I don't know what that means but she will be moving in with Shirou full time.

If you consider Illya, Illya's maids Sakura and Medusa who's clearly in love with this dude, Shirou has his work cut out for him, let's hope his "sword" can withstand the pressure.

Although I might have made a mistake by letting Ereshkigal eat Emiya™ Food as her first surface experience it was a pleasant day.

Next day we toured Fuyuki on our date, I was going to propose a world tour but Ereshkigal shut me up saying she doesn't care about the world she just wants to see specific places.

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Our next destination was my home of course, since she wanted to meet my parents and my parents just stood there for a while.

Then it hit them that this girl currently playing Mario kart in the living room is an actual Goddes.

Thankfully they rebooted after seeing her getting trashed at Mario kart...

Now that we're in my world I took her out for real and since she watched MHA this world was interesting for her.

She learned about the mystic code I am building and offered her help.

We had to cut our date quick since we ran into a villain robbing a bank and a particular green haired intern was on the scene.

Deku had to give his signature to Eresh, beautiful girls+fan makes a devastating combo.

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"Ahh I never had so much fun!" Ereshkigal says as we sat on a bench at the beach watching sunset.

"Yeah, I never really toured this world much as well" Apart from the places I need to know.

"Why?" She furrowed her brows as she asked.

"Meh, never cared about it and I wasn't much close to my classmates"

"Why Midoriya seemed good"

"I am introverted it's rare for me to make friends"

"Huh, you seemed to enjoy the company at Emiya's"

"I have no idea how that happened, one day I was planing their defeat in a grail war and the other I have no idea how it turned like this"

"You just need right people, now come on let's go home my feet hurt"

"You might be in a human body but you can still use your powers you're aware right?"

"I don't want to it feels cold when I use them I like how it's warm now, it's the best!"

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We stayed at my parents for a while before I decided to get myself a house.

It's all fine but when your parents walk in on you during sex isn't fun, at least not fun to me.

So I made a fixed worm hole to the previous house we didn't sell after I quit the school, me and Eresh sneak there whenever we're going to "sleep" but meals are still had in my parents house.

"So, you two are going to another world? I thought he would stop travelling after finding a girlfriend." My mom says.

"Let the children have their fun" Thanks dad.

"So where are you guys going now?" My dad asks while drinking his coffee (not sentient)

"Bleach"I answered calmly it's going to be good, I can get knowledge on souls and maybe find a way to get my soul stronger without refining it in flames of void...

"Bleach!? can you get a signature from Ichigo's dad?"

"Huh why?"

"He's my favorite dad in Anime's"

"I will try dad"

"Don't go cheating on my daughter with Yoruichi." My mom warns from her seat with narrowed eyes.

"What makes you think I could sleep with her in the first place?"

"The fact that you turned up with a goddes on your side as your girlfriend out of nowhere" She has a point.

"Nope I am fine with one women in my life" My dad literally fell from his seat.

"No way with that looks you got!" He's really passionate about me getting a harem, can't he see that I am barely "handling" Eresh in bed.

Wait it's better he can't see that.

"It's fine Ritsuka, even most gods has multiple wives, you can sleep around" She didn't say I can get another girlfriend...

Not that I would but just pointing out.

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We entered Bleach, time of our entry is three dayz before Ichigo losing his mother Kurosaki Masaki, at this point Urahara should be in town and I could actually do something nice by saving Ichigo's mother and feel good about it.

"So how are we going to find Urahara's shop?" Ereshkigal asks as she makes a mana layer to protect herself from the rain, while I let it hit my body since it's going to look good once I am soaked.

"We're going to tour the city my dear" I say with a smile, this is technically the fourth Japanese city we're going to tour.

"I am starting to dread touring cities, they're all the same"

"It's because they're all Japan, we didn't go to any famous touristic places and you didn't want a world tour" I calmly point out as imaginary arrows pierce her body, at least they attempted but failed.

"Hmm let's do that after this then show me nice places" Ereshkigal says as she takes my arm and starts walking.

"That I can do" Now should I include time travel in the tour, surely we can tame some dinosaurs.

We didn't realize how big the Karakura Town was, this place is ridiculously big. We have walked around whole day with our above human endurance and speed and we have yet to reach halfway.

I am guessing that story is taking place in a localized part of the town since I don't remember anyone travelling with a bus or a car.

Apart from that one episode they went to cemetery but that's normal, most cemeteries are outside of cities since no one likes having their mortality reminded to themselves.

Fun fact, in my previous life listening music while passing by a cemetery was seen as disrespectful.

[That didn't sound very fun Master]

Whatever.

So we're currently in a hotel, which I had to use hypnosis on the workers since me and Eresh looked like a runaway couple...

At least that was the clerk's reasoning it's weird, do I really have to go to love hotel to get a room without questions.

"It's funny they thought we were running, maybe we should really get married" Eresh said something amazing!

"I would be happy to but isn't it strange to get married before a year of relationship or something" I read something like that somewhere, to live together for a year since people act very differently at home.

"My first husband was a literal bull and second one took me by force I think I am passed the point of normal marriage" Yikes!

"Right what happened to the second one what was his name, Nergal?" Wasn't his soul became her weapon when she gets summoned as a servant.

"He's right here, I made his soul into my weapon." Ereshkigal says as she manifests a yellow lance?

"Lovely?" She's scary right now.

"Isn't it!" Yep totally scary.

"I guess we can marry but how does one do that in Babylonian times?"

"Not much really we just promise to each other that's all" Okay research marriages.

"You've watched all those anime right? don't you want that kind of wedding?"

"Why that's just weird for me"

"So we're married?"

"Yep~!"

As she said this I literally felt my soul locking with hers, that's what she meant when she said we just promise.

"You might get benefits from that ring now that we're married"

"Huh what ring?"

"It can be any kind of accessory but ring seemed fitting" Indeed there's a black ring with skull sitting on my ring finger.

I am too tired to process this.

"So, what now?" I ask, this is the weirdest relationship I have been in.

"Nothing much I am going to sleep"

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