73 Asgard

Asahi looked at Ultima and nodded, they were both standing in front of another excessively lavish castle town as several women clad in armor surrounded them, Asahi didn't even care about the Valkyrie who was fuming by now since he literally ignored whatever she was saying about turning back or facing the consequences or the Wrath of something, "So woman can you answer the question or not?" he said taking his hands out of his pockets, Several veins popped out on her head as she nodded, he clapped his hands, "Great! Now could you be a dear and tell your Gods that I want an audience."

She took out her sword and pointed it straight at him, "Whom do you represent?!" Ultima walked to her side and grabbed the sword before tearing it in two, "No need to get violent~" she said playfully much to the shock of the others there, Asahi nodded and cheered, "Yeah, what she said!" both of them looked at each other and started laughing. Asahi raised both his hands and shouted, "YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!"

*BOOM*BOOM*BOOM*SWOOSH*

And kicked the main gate tearing it to shreds as well as blowing away everything behind it accompanied by torrents of wind that only worked to further disorient everything, The Valkyries looked at him in shock, "W-What have you done?" Asahi scratched his head, "Isn't that the local greeting around here?" She slowly shook her head and Asahi slowly nodded, how the hell would he know isn't it the damn Viking Era? "Well sorry........ I guess?" he said in a confused voice All of them charged at him fuming in anger not only had he caused a lot of property damage but they would have to be the ones to fix it all the while Odin and Thor leered at them.

A certain trickster God with a bizarre haircut came flying way towards them shouting and laughing like a madman, "Is it Ragnarok?! IS IT RAGNAROK!!!!??" All the Valkyries stopped and sighed while looking like all hope was lost looks like the duo was here, Baldur hit the back of Loki's head making him crash in to the ground, "ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING RAGNAROK!! YOU'VE BEEN ON ABOUT IT FOR CENTURIES!!!" he shouted at Loki with anger, Loki glared at him and he glared back, the two didn't really get along well as they almost always had the opposite opinions.

Loki shouted back ,"But the war-!" he was cut off by a shouting Baldur, "NO! FUCKING NO! Dad said you'd be over this in a few centuries but no all I fucking hear about is Ragnarok!!" Freyr hit both of them and shouted, "We have guests!" During this time a certain Thunder God came flying out, "Brothers! Are you having a brawl?!" he said excitedly before charging at them. Baldur shook his head quickly followed by the other two, "No, no, Thor, Thor Wai-!" *BOOM* *CRASH*

All of them were flung across the air crashed into a wall destroying a part of it, an Einherjar kicked the door of his house and walked out shouting in anger, "HAA? THE HELL'S GOIN' ON HERE?!" All four of them turned towards him, he meekly said, "Understandable." turned around and closed the door like nothing happened, Everyone just sighed Valkyries and Einherjar included, showing that fights and destruction were a somewhat common occurrence here. What else was one to expect of a culture that revolves around pillaging, raiding, rape, sacrifices, battle and shouting at each other, especially in such an age.

Asahi was sitting on a rock watching the Norse Gods throw each other across the area, mostly it was Thor giving the other three bear hugs and suplexes as they tried to stop him, He turned to the the old man beside him, "Aren't you going to stop them Odin~?" Odin stroked his beard and asked in calm and curious voice, "Hohoho...Let them be for now they'll eventually calm down, What I want to know is why you're here, and why I can't see through you."

Asahi caught a stray rock headed his way and threw it back, hitting Loki in the head the rock shattered into pieces upon contact but Loki had his sights set on Asahi now, before he could move however he was choke slammed by Thor, The head Valkyrie of the time flew over to them trying to make Thor stop. Asahi turned to Odin with a smile, "How did you make Gungnir, or what is the magic system you employ?" Odin gave an understanding nod, of course he understood who would go around giving away their powers? but still he had to try.

Odin then turned his gaze towards Ultima but Asahi grabbed her and kept her behind him, "No leering at my Ultima!" She just giggled at his actions while Odin sighed, "Well why are you here?" Asahi pointed at the gate, "So we're just going to forget about that?", Odin stroked his beard and chuckled, "Hohoho..don't worry about it, it happens most of the time, besides I can see you bear no ill will."

Ultima jumped and also ran in to the fray kicking and punching at the Gods while they also retaliated, it had turned into a brawl, and at the end of the day no matter how much she tried to cover it up she was still a fight maniac by nature. Odin looked at Asahi who just pointed at what was happening, Asahi continued, a fight that isn't to the death just didn't excite him, "You know about the upcoming war right? I want you to participate~" Odin laughed again, "Here I was wondering what you were going to say, why such a childish thing?" Asahi smirked, "Oh and you don't hate Christianity."

Odin chuckled, "Why would I hate it?", Asahi sighed and opened a book that said 'Why To Hate Christianity 101, For Gods' and started reading it, by the end of it he was almost asleep and Odin was regretting his decision to deny his hate in the first place, somewhere along the other Aesir Gods had joined them and were listening in on it. A small black Tornado appeared and Hel walked out of it, "Oh are we having a council?" Loki shut her up, "Ssshhh! Let me listen!" She sighed and nodded because he was her father and also started listening in.

Ultima and Thor were throwing chunks of rocks at each other since they'd gotten bored listening while Loki was nodding along while smiling like an idiot. Asahi burnt the book to ashes, and yawned, "2 hours of my life fucking wasted, so Odin what do you think?" Odin who seemed to be in a daze shook his head and said, "I think big boobs are better!" Thor shouted at him, "Agreed Father! hahahahaha!" Asahi facepalmed, "Were you not even listening?." Odin looked at him like he was an idiot, "Wouldn't listening to things I already know be counterproductive?"

Several veins popped out on his head and his smile twitched, "Fucking geezer." Loki patted his back, "Don't mind." and most of them burst out laughing, Loki continued, "He told me I was adopted just like that." Asahi looked at him in pity and said, "That's just sad." Loki got depressed and sat down in the corner. Asahi snapped his finger as all the destroyed objects began flying back into place repairing themselves, Asahi was at this moment flexing at the Norse Gods, after all why would they even listen to him if he was weak, this was especially so with Odin's son Vidar who wasn't even paying attention to them. The gods stared in awe at the magic being performed, in truth it was just elemental magic, telekinesis and remaking them from Yog-chan's knowledge.

"So then about you joining?" Asahi asked with a grin, Loki raised his voice, "This is what I've been saying from the start! Yes for War!" Hel kicked away a piece of rock causing a building to fall over, Asahi pointed at it and quickly said, "I'm not repairing that." she sighed, "I agree too." Thor nodded his head enthusiastically, "I get to fight more so yes!" Baldur folded his arms and contemplated before giving Loki the middle finger, "Just because Loki said yes, I'm going to say no!" Loki quickly got up, "You Bastard!" Baldur glared at him, "What the fuck did you call me?!"

Freyr shook his head and sighed, "I do not see this as fruitful so I must disagree." Asahi stared at him in surprise knowing Freyr he expected him to accept war, Vidar voiced his opinion in a loud voice, "I am not going to listen to the words of an outsider!" Asahi quickly shook his head, "I'm just a messenger~!" Odin raised his brow, "Ho....for whom?" Asahi pointed at himself, "Me!" Vidar tried to punch him in the face, "Doesn't that mean the same thing?!" keyword being tried because Ultima grabbed his fist and set it ablaze before it abruptly stopped flaming. She smiled widely, "Just because you're young~ doesn't mean you can get away with anything~ be careful, okay~?" her smile appeared to be very dangerous. Vidar grabbed his arm and quickly moved to Freyr who sighed at his technically brother's attitude and actions before healing him.

Odin stomped his foot bringing attention to him, "Going to war or more like participating in it is while advantageous extremely dangerous, Do you seek our destruction?" he asked Asahi with a dangerous smile, he had experience and wisdom beyond this youngster's imagination did he take him for an idiot or something? But that also told him to stay alert and pay attention to Asahi's words and not underestimate him but it was the nature of Gods to do so, after all with his eye it was unfathomable for someone to possess more knowledge than him, but Asahi had exactly that after all he was technically all-knowing.

Furthermore Odin could not see through him which made Asahi very interesting in the old god's eyes, Asahi smiled back before frantically waving his hand, "The thought didn't cross my mind~! The Greeks accept it on the condition the others accept so if you do they do, moreover I'll even convince Shinto and India to join. That should even the odds don't you think~?" Loki was grinning ear to ear like a child that had been given it's favorite toy as he teleported away he wanted to bring his 'sons' to the battle. Odin thoughtfully nodded, "I'll send a letter to the Greeks, I'll accept if you can fulfill your word."

He did not ask about the advantages to Asahi because during the repairs Asahi had 'accidentally' let a bit of his divinity slip out, confirming that even he stood to lose something if Christianity kept spreading further. Obviously Odin did not trust Asahi one bit since the guy was too suspicious but like the Greek Pantheon he sought to use him to his advantage.

Asahi of course knew their intentions and dissipated alongside Ultima appearing on a random Viking ship whose men got torn to shreds and burnt to ashes by Ultima, Asahi smiled wickedly all was going well this would create a much larger event than the original he didn't care about the Gods' motives since it would play out according to his wishes anyway.