A Valiant Life
I am Lin Fan and I've become a jack of all trades just because of a powerful Encyclopedia. In the first ever competition organised for trolls, all the other contestants lost. The crowd exclaimed, "Brother, you're so good at trolling." Lin Fan replied, "But I've never been trolling..."
The righteous Master Lin makes his move
Editor: Sparrow Translations
Lin Fan opened his Weibo.
He planned for a few seconds, then typed a paragraph.
"I'm already in the Northeast but I've encountered a very huge, disgusting matter that concerns the health and safety of countless people. As the righteous person that I am, I can't just sit idly by. Hence, I've come out. My righteous Northeast fans, please raise your little hands so I know that you are still alive."
In an instant, the comments started popping out maniacally.
"D*mn! The god is still alive!"
"If he's talking about the righteous fans, I'll be the first to raise my hand."
"Master Lin, where are you? Can you say something? I just want to take a photo with you. I don't have any other intentions."
"Master Lin has appeared. I predict that something huge is going to happen."