I am Lin Fan and I've become a jack of all trades just because of a powerful Encyclopedia. In the first ever competition organised for trolls, all the other contestants lost. The crowd exclaimed, "Brother, you're so good at trolling." Lin Fan replied, "But I've never been trolling..."
The hospital.
The wife asked, "Why do you keep looking at the time? Is there something going on?"
The old man laughed and said, "It's nothing. I'm looking at the time because I'm appreciating the time."
The nurse at the side was very familiar with this old couple. She said, "Uncle, don't worry. Your body is very healthy." As she said these words, even she didn't believe them herself. The Uncle was going to be discharged soon and perhaps that would be the last time she would see him.
The wife sighed in her heart and said, "Did you hear that? The nurse says it'll be fine. What could happen to you, right?"
The old man answered with a smile, "Of course. My body is excellent. I'll be fine for sure. I'm going out by myself for a stroll. You should sleep here for a while. Don't let yourself get too tired."
The wife was worried. "I'll accompany you."