End of the 'short' training montage

<5.5 month time skip>

Labor is bitter they said, the sweetness of the fruit of labor can cover it up they said, but why do I still feel the bitterness even though 'Teleport' has ranked up.

[Your poetic sense is praiseworthy in this situation, though it wouldn't sell well]

Thanks for the compliment

[You're welcome]

Now what

[Go to work honey]

Nah, I'm going to buy milk

[Enough with the jokes]

No

[I'll transfer the baby you's memories]

Fuck you

[Uno reverse card]

*Cough* *Cough* Why have you wounded me so critically

[Because you have a vibrant imagination]

Play along will you, you're the villain, I'm the victim, there is no hero

[Ok, I pull the gun and shot you in the head, you're dead]

If you don't want to play along then say so

[Give me a sec., I'm applying for a change of hosts, you're too much of a pain to deal with, my salary is not enough to deal with this daily]

But we only talk like once a week

[Shut it, the application is already received]

...

[I need a psychologist]

I'm supposed to be the insane one, not you, you're the one that prevents me from being insane.

[I apologize that you are half way there in getting the 'Insanity Resistance' skill.]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's too close of a distance for me, lengthen it

[Ok]

YES, how far is it now?

[Still half way]

I'm going to stand in a corner, it's warm there, 90 degrees is just enough to get me the 'heat resistance' skill

[There are no corners in this space]

I'll make one by summoning two magic books

[You can't or your training up until now will go to waste since you will go above your magic regeneration capacity]

Then I'll modify the barrier so that it can have corners.

[Your control over the 'barrier' skill is too poor for this, the most you can do now is make it denser]

Then I will make a hollow giga fire ball with corners inside it

[Not enough mana, 'fire ball' rank too low, don't have 'giant fire ball' skill, 'mana manipulation' rank too low]

Don't crush my dreams so fast, you're almost crushing me as well.

['Fast' means 'almost, nearly, fast, quickly' in german, depends on the context. Now thing about what you said.]

Congratulations, you have learned 'Headache resistance'. That's the notification I'm hoping for.

[Won't get it that fast, you're not even 10% of the way there]

Why am I so close to getting 'Insanity resistance', but not this.

I want do deal with Insanity, not headaches

[Well, deal with it, you're a man]

Technically I'm a kid, but...

[Inside you're still a man]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY

[No]

Yes

[No]

How close am I to G+ rank 'teleport'?

[1%]

Ok, yay, now what

[Go to work, honey]

I'll go buy milk on the way then

[Ok, we need two bottles of it]

Sure, now I'm off to smoke weed

[The Shop doesn't sell weed and even if it did, you couldn't consume it, the lowest ranking drug that can affect souls is epic rarity]

[Also, drugs are super effective, so don't bother even trying drugs unless you want to get the 'drug-addicted child' title, which has more downsides that benefits.]

Oh, yeah, a bad title can truly ruin your future.

I've seen multiple people that had the potential to be powerhouses ruin their entire futures by getting a bad title.

I remember this one case where a son of a conglomerate family with a SSS- talent limit got the 'True Bad Addict' title which not only made him lower his talent limit to D+ rank, but his stat-per-level gain got reduced to 3 and he got a single sp per 20 level.

All this just because of a single title. System, can you tell me how he got that title?

[He got it after getting addicted to alcohol, drugs, his kinks and other things that are bad for you, but are easy to get addicted with.]

Oh, then how much coins do I have

[50]

How far till I can buy 'cold heart'?

[What rank?]

F-

[160 copper coins]

Why so expensive?

[Actually it's cheap, but your mind got un-used to expensive skill prices, keep in mind that SSS rank skills could cost millions or even billions of platinum coins.]

How am I gonna gather all that money.

Meh, I'll leave this problem to the future me

A/N: <20 year old Mark's POV> (Imagine him screaming) Why didn't I plan this out sooner?!

Ok, time to train

Such melancholy I am getting from this phrase, maybe I should make this my life philosophy?

[You should]

Ok, I will

[I'm joking]

I'm not

Ok, training awaits

<7 month time skip>

[Congratulations host, 'Teleport' has ranked up to F- rank]

[Congratulations, you have finished the quest, rewards have been transferred to you already]

[Congratulations, you have 15 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes left for free time]

FINALLY, now let's sleep FIRST, you understand system, let me rest, block all calls, all messages, anything that can disturb my sleep.

[Sure, rest, you don't deserve it]

Why

['Couse I said so]

Ok, good night

<5 day time skip>

It was a nice nap I must say

[If another normal human heard that you consider sleeping 5 days straight a nap I'm willing to bet 5 platinum coins that it will shock them]

Oh, I slept for 5 days, that's surprising, now let's rest more

[Your total status avg. limit has increased]

How high it is now

[10]

Is that high?

[For a four year old human, this is extremely high, as only 7 races can have the same total stat average at four years old]

Now, the notifications, quickly, before I go to sleep again.

[You can't, but ok, either way, here comes the notifications]

[Congratulation, quest 'Training montage for kids' has been successfully complete]

[Here is the quest reward: 10 silver coins, 'Minor Skill Upgrade Token' x 2, 'Item Token (Uncommon)' x1]

Oh, I totally forgot about them, did all the regressors got the same quest?

[Yes, though four of them rejected it]

Then how many regressors are there now?

[10]

That's nice, so are their rewards the same?

[No, they got rewards that are the most suited for them}

[By the way, you are the one who got the most money, but the least items]

That's nice to know, though bring in the other notifications.

[Understood]

[Congratulation, 'fatigue resistance' has ranked up to F rank]

[Congratulation, 'fatigue resistance' has ranked up to F+ rank]

[Congratulations, 'Illness resistance' has ranked up to F- rank]

[Congratulations, 'Memory palace' has ranked up to G rank]

[Congratulations, 'Training' has ranked up to E- rank]

[Congratulations, 'Training' has ranked up to E rank]

[Congratulations, 'Resting' has ranked up to F- rank]

[Congratulations, 'Training' has ranked up to F rank]

[Congratulations, 'Training' has ranked up to F+ rank]

[Congratulations, 'hard soul has ranked up to F rank]

Stop for a second, how did I get a rank up in 'hard soul'?

[What do you think happens when you have a passive soul hardening skill and you soul is under constant pressure?]

Yep, then the rank up is logical. Is that notification the last?

[No, there are a few more]

Then roll them

[Congratulations, you have gained the 'Rule breaker' title]

[Congratulations, you have gained the 'Law breaker' title]

[Congratulations, you have gained the 'Limit breaker' ]

[You have the options to combine the titles 'Rule breaker', 'Law breaker' and 'Limit breaker', do you accept? Y/N]