EPISODE 6 - The Genres and Themes I Wouldn't Fit Into (Part 1)
*Kibe arrives at home*
Kibe: I'm home!
*Gaming noises upstairs*
Girly voice: I WIN AGAIN!
Manly voice: No fair! One more!
What's this sound? This... AURA! THE AURA OF ROMANCE! DISGUSTING! PWEH!
*Kibe spits on the trash*
This sweetly sensation... its.. weakening me... SICKENING!
Kibe: Blech!
*The door leading up to Kibe's room for gaming is open and peeks*
*He sees two people playing on his gaming console*
WHO IN THE WORLD HAS THE AUDACITY TO TOUCH MY WIFE, MY PLAYSTAT-...damn you author...MY PLAYCAMP 4! That's a bad substitute.
*Gaming sound effects*
TV: K.O! Mr. Basin wins!
It looks like they're playing Street Fig- Road Hustler, they're playing Road Hustler. What's my little sister doing with a guy there? Friend? Or the other... I'll keep observing...
TV: K.O! Mr. Basin wins!
Nakatani Takayuki: Wow... you really do suck at this game, Tetsuo-san.
Note: The cute little sister, Nakatani Takayuki.
Taketa Tetsuo: I don't suck you're just really good Takayuki-san.
Note: The handsome friend, Taketa Tetsuo.
Nakatani: Thank you... very.. much!
TV: K.O! Mr. Basin wins!
Nakatani: I won again! And didn't I tell you, you could call me Nakatani-san when we're alone?
Taketa: EH? B-But... YOU WERE SERIOUS THAT TIME?
THEY'RE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS! DAMN YOU...
Kibe: PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SISTER! TAKE ME INSTEAD!
Nakatani: Eh?
Taketa: EH?
OH CRAP!
Nakatani: Oh you're back already, onii-chan? Why didn't you say so sooner?
Kibe: ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID I WAS HOME DOWN THERE! OH, AND BRING ME BACK MY P-PLAYCAMP 4!
Nakatani: Be quiet...
Taketa: Um sorry for intruding...
*She stands up and pushes him outside*
Kibe: THE F*CK YOU DOIN? THAT'S MY CONSOLE! WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME OUT OF MY OWN ROOM!
Nakatani: Have you no shame? That's my friend, Taketa-kun over there!
Kibe: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ROMANTIC PROGRESS! YOU GUYS HOLD HANDS, KISS AND GET MARRIED FOR ALL I CARE!
*She blushes*
Nakatani: Onii-chan... just stay there for a while... please. Thanks and sorry.
*She smiles and jumps joyfully*
Nakatani: Sorry for the wait...
*Kibe drops and kneels to the ground*
Nakatani was the sweetest little sister, kind, cute, responsible, and her core trait, ASSERTIVE! It was only a matter of time until her story started.
*Kibe cries*
Kibe: WHY DID I STILL NOT HAVE A STORY WHILE MY SISTER GETS ONE! I'M GONNA LOSE MY SISTER! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Damn you author-kun, you take everything away from me...
Nakatani: ONII-CHAN BE QUIET!
Kibe: NOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA SEE MY SISTER IN A WEDDING DRESS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*A few hours later*
*Taketa goes out the door*
Taketa: Hehehe, sorry for the intrusion, thank you!
Nakatani: See you tomorrow!
*Door closes*
Nakatani: Onii-chan, couldn't you have been a little quieter?
Kibe: YOU WERE USING MY P-PLAYCAMP!
Nakatani: What the hell is a PlayCamp? It's a PlaySta- PlaySta-, why can't I say it?
Kibe: Let's stick to calling it a PlayCamp.
Nakatani: Are you feeling okay? You seem beat and out of shape, want me to make dinner?
Kibe: Yeah, I'm beat, make dinner please.
Nakatani: As long as you say sorry from earlier I'll forgive you.
Kibe: ASK MY PERMISSION IF YER GONNA BRING SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE OR USE MY CONSOLE!
Nakatani: How could I message you when you come late at home always?
*Kibe looks at disapproval*
Kibe: We have phones, idiot...
Nakatani: OH YEAH! Hehe, my bad, tee-hee~
Note: The idiocy revolves around the family.
Kibe: Where are mom and dad?
Nakatani: They said they won't be home today, like business, or something.
Hmm? But mom doesn't have a job, plus, dad's job is way too complicated for mom to help in.
Kibe: Did they say where they were gonna be?
Nakatani: As I recall, it was a hotel? Hmm, was it a love hotel? Onii-chan, what's a love hotel?
Oh.
Kibe: Nakatani, you are quite too young to know such words, maybe you heard wrong, let's go eat.
*Dinner time*
*Kibe and Nakatani are sitting on a round wooden dining table with Kibe on the left and Nakatani on the right*
Looks like despite having so many occurrences, I have to give up on romance, the progress is too slow, and it's too painful to bear, literally.
*Kibe looks at Naktani*
Nakatani: Hmm?
I can't believe my sister is becoming a bride.
*He tears up a bit*
Nakatani: Why are you crying, onii-chan? I'd always be here!
*She heads up to Kibe and pats him over his head*
THAT'S A LIE! YOU'RE GONNA BE TAKEN BECAUSE OF THAT SWEET PERSONALITY!
Kibe: I have such a sweet little sister.
*She smiles*
Nakatani: Thank you, onii-chan!
*Kibe is in his room*
I haven't been making much progress... I wonder what will happen to the reade- Wait, THE HELL SHOULD I CARE ABOUT THE READERS' ENJOYMENT! I should be making them read nonsense panels of vulgar words, but I'm kinda taking a break from vulgar words, it tires me out too. So Rom-Coms aren't my forte, neither is Shounen. So in order for me to get a story, I need to cancel out, the genres and themes I cannot! Why didn't I think of this sooner! I'll start...
Kibe: Tomorrow!
*He tucks himself in his bed and sleeps*
April 14, 20XX
8:15 AM
What's the next genre to explore? I wonder... I KNOW! How about Sci-fi, I'm pretty smart myself.
Kibe: Okay. LET'S START THE JOURNEY!
Note: He forces progress unto himself, what will the result of one's actions be?
END OF EPISODE 6