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a Harem to die for~

guy gets fucked by a transmigrating lightning bolt ( courtesy of yours truly ) and wakes up in world famous puzzle game: helltaker, i never was good at writing synopsises, or descriptions, fucking whatever

iamapsychopath · Fantasy
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"curiosity kills cat, but it sent the angel straight to hell"

After everyone woke up and ate their pancakes, me the others continued on our journey across hell, modeus was hanging on my right arm being horny, Zdrada was smoking next to her being a bitch, pandemonica was on my left with Malina next to her, and Cerberus was chilling on my shoulders.

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm bored"

"I'm horny"

I pet their heads with a grin.

"We're close cerby, I can feel it" I lied, I have zero fucking clue where I'm going

"He's right, the next puzzle is just up ahead" Pandemonica says from besides me, I gave her a small thumbs up with a wink, causing her the chuckle silently.

And as pandemonica said, only a few more minutes and we were in front of the next puzzle, I had Cerberus get off, despite her protests.

All the girls followed me slowly as I kicked rocks out of the way and punched skeleton dudes, I even found a golden key on the way, placing it in my pocket as I continued navigating the puzzle.

As I turn the final skeleton guard into a pile of bones for Cerberus, I spot a golden gate up ahead, similar to the last one, instead of smashing the gate off its hinges like the last one however, I grab the key that I had put in my pocket earlier put it in the lock, the key fit perfectly, and as I turned the key, the gate disappeared, literally, just faded away.

'Huh, ok' I think to myself as I round the canyon wall, suddenly a blinding light assaults my eyes before it dies down to reveal an angel jutting stuff down in a notepad as she inspects three tablets.

As me and the girls approach her she turns to us, her eyes widening when they land on me.

"Oh my heavens!, a living human in hell? How are you here?" The angel asks as she inspects you

"I'm looking for demon girls" i bluntly reply, still kinda confused.

She suddenly walks up way closer to me with stars shining in her eyes

"you too? What are you studying, thesis on modern sin? Or maybe demonology? We should stick together"

I laugh before giving her a sly smile.

"Neither, actually I'm studying demon sexology~"

Azazel tilts her head confused, clearly not understanding what i meant, the others however let their minds run wild as difer.

"Don't they reproduce the same way humans do? Wait please take me with you! I need to know!" Azazel pleaded while clutching onto my side.

"Sure, if you join my harem" i say, shrugging.

"H-harem?! I- uhh- ah- o-ok I guess, but o-only for the knowledge! 'And your cute face' " Azazel says, muttering the last bit to herself subconsciously.

💀SUCCESS💀

"Nice, anyways let's head back to the others," you say while turning around.

"O-others?" Azazel asks while walking behind you.

"Yea, my other girls," you declare to Azazel.

"O-other girls? As in, demon girls?" Azazel asked, unknown feelings brewing in her heart.

"Yep," i say as the others come into view, cerberus running over and slammed into my chest, yet i remain standing strong.

"It's master!"

"Hi, master!"

"Master we're hungry!"

I smile

"Be patient cerb, I'll make some pancakes when we find a good place to settle down" I day while petting two of their heads, Cerberus sighing in pleasure

Cerberus suddenly notices the angel behind me

"Who is this master?"

"She smells weird"

"Is she an angel?"

Azazel is quick to introduce herself.

"Hi, Miss Cerberus! I am Azazel, and I am here to study demons!"

The three hellhounds start running circles around you and Azazel

"Hi!"

"Do you wanna play?"

"Master I'm bored"

I smile.

"We can play later, for now, let's get back to the others" I say

"Ok!" X3

<<timeskip >>

Most of the girls were surprised at the sight of Azazel, but i explained what she was doing here and they all calmed down, right now we all had settled down, making small talk, eating pancakes, and getting to know each other while Azazel stuck close to me, occasionally writing somethingin her notepad.

Suddenly zdrada appeared to blow smoke in my face, cackling

"Hey nerd, why does Azazel call ya 'partner', you trying the dissect us or something?"

You internally grin as you look over at her.

"Not really, but I definitely will be studying all of your insides VERY thoroughly~," I tease say as all the girls madly blush, clearly understanding my innuendo as Azazel just tilts her head in the background.

After everyone finished up our pancakes, we rested a bit longer before continuing on our way, eventually coming across another puzzle...

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