20 Pedo-Chan Strikes

"This isn't what I had in mind," Jasper said as he was seated in a fancy shop, drinking coffee in front of Tsukiyama

This would normally be fine, But this pedo guy was having a mental breakdown when he mentioned Rize

"So... you don't like Rize huh?" He asked awkwardly as Tsukiyama's cup breaks and coffee spills down

"No... she is ok... but she dared to humiliate my tastes!" His eyes turn crazy once again and Jasper just sighs and enjoys the coffee

"So..." He says after calming down "What do you like to do Jasper?" He puts on his Pedo-Chan smile and asks

"I kill people" Jasper replies and sips his coffee "This is pretty good... could use some more creaminess though... that shit at Anteiku is the best" Jasper takes another sip and just nods his head

"So... what do you like about killing people," Tsukiyama says awkwardly, he didn't expect Jasper to say something like that

"Their screams" Jasper then smiles and sets his cup down "When they grovel at my fret and veg for mercy... that feeling I get when I see they lost all hope, that is what I love about killing"

There was a tense atmosphere when he said that and Tsukiyama can feel himself getting pressed down by the pressure that Jasper gave off "T-That's a nice hobby..."

The chance to eat Jasper was too tempting, so he continued to play the innocent card and acted like it was a good hobby

"Really?... my father called me a monster... and another one beat the shit out of me for existing," Jasper said the last part quietly

"oh? so your parents aren't ghouls?... or were you adopted until they found out" Tsukiyama still didn't know about Jasper's one-eyed properties, he assumed that he was a normal ghoul who would taste delicious

"Yeah I was an orphan for a while... but that isn't what you brought me here to do is it? talk about my past, let's get to the good shit" Jasper spills his coffee, and Tsukiyama file panicks

"oh no! go take a shower and ill clean this up, my maids will lead you to a room when i'm done" he smiled but inside his heart was jumping for joy 'yes! the perfect opportunity to devour him has come!'

Jasper just politely smiled and went with the maids to the shower 'now the fun shall begin'

*****

"Today ladies and gentlemen, we have a special ghoul for our meal," Tsukiyama said with his mask on as Jasper walked out into the arena with a bored expression

"as any of you should know, Ghouls usually have a disgusting taste, but just like his scent, he has something else that I guarantee will taste delicious!" Tsukiyama threw down Jaspers dirty clothes from earlier

'I'm kind of disturbed... who just takes clothes as that' Jasper thinks to himself as a huge man comes out with a large saw-type sword

"I'll kill you!" The large man said and started running, horror movie style towards Jasper

*Thunk*

When he swung at Jasper it stopped and stayed there, Jasper just tilted his head as the saw hit his neck, stopping immediately a

"A while ago a bullet was able to hurt me... I wasn't sure why, but I found out it was because my other half was suppressing my ghoul side... now, however, A silly thing like this might as well be a butter knife" Jasper says grabbing the saw blade and shattering it with 2 fingers

"Any more wastes of time?... I have a couple of hours before Rize is expecting me"

"you idiot son kill him, and let mama taste that wonderful meat!" A woman from the stands yelled and caused the large man to get his confidence back

"Mama Is hungry, Die!" He pulled his fist back and slammed it into Jasper's face

*Crack*

"Ahhh, it hurts!" The man felt his entire first shatter when hitting Jasper and jumped back crying

"Tsukiyama..." Jasper looked up to the shocked ghoul and smiled "Get down here" He ordered using his authority and Tsukiyama immediately jumped down before he even knew what he was doing

"Huh?"

*Smack*

Jasper smacked Tsukiyama's mask off and grabbed the top of his head

"Tell me... is there anything else?" He says ghouling out and letting everyone see his one eye

"A one-eyed ghoul?"

"H-his eye!"

Several of the audience cried out in shock when they saw his transformation, and Tsukiyama felt like an idiot

'I had a living legend in my home... and I didn't even know!' Tsukiyama nearly promised to eat him by himself, before remembering everything he had already done, and the weird instinct to listen to his orders

"It seems you understand now... ok be a good little boy from now on and you'll get lots of treats!" Jasper put on a smile and patted Tsukiyama's head, Further humiliating him

Jasper then summoned a portal of darkness and walked through "A little subject shouldn't go against the king..." He said before disappearing in front of everyone

*****

"Hello, little ones!" Jasper says coming back into Anteiku courtesy of the portal, He wasn't thinking well and was lucky there were no customers

"Jasper... where did you and Tsukiyama go?" Touka asked pausing her cleaning

"Oh you know we just went and got coffee... then he tried to eat me, but we're all good now" Jasper then looks around

"Where is Hinami?" He asked

"She went out earlier, don't worry enji accompanied her" Touka replied sighing at the answer he gave her and going back to her cleaning duties

"Oh, that's cool... I'm gonna take the rest of the day off, can you cover my shift? thanks!" Before touka could say no he ran out of the cafe

"You damn bastard!"

Jasper walked into the apartment and was immediately attacked with a hug

"Hey," He said as they lay there in the entrance of the door with Rize cuddling against his chest

he picked her up and closed the door going to the couch "How was your day?" Rize asked smelling him and looking suspicious

"Oh you know I had several women try and eat me today, several men to... it was weird and I don't want to talk about it," He said quickly and gave her a kiss

This kiss was easily turned into a stray make-out session where they ended up cuddling in bed...naked

(A/N: Pedo-Chan has nothing on me🖕)