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A Bizarre & Anomalous Adventure in the SCP Foundation

Volume 1: From Anomalous to Bizarre New Beginnings A young man name Rodeo, gets a mysterious package, revealing to be a Killer Queen helmet inside of it. To his curiousity, he wears it, and then gets ended up transporting to the anomalous universe of the SCPs. Now having the power of Killer Queen on his side, what will he do? Will he be contained or will he be helping the Foundation in protecting their world from complete world annihilation? Let's just say... it's going to be an explosive ride. (No pun intended) . . . Volume 2: Anomalous & Bizarre Wars After Rodeo and his friends' successful defeat of the demons of hell at the city of Las Vegas and the SCP world was now free from danger, the story continues with Rodeo and the rest of his team facing new challenges in the anomalous world of Scps. While they had defeated a few of their enemies, new threats loom in the horizon for him and his friends as beings and figures powerful and beyond their knowledge... or at least to their knowledge loom in the scp world and beyond the multiverse in a bid to take or annihilate the universe as more problems has now increased. But Rodeo's team has been growing and continues to show their might however will that be enough to face the impending dangers it has to offer? Rodeo will be tested both physically and mentally with these challenges in this strange dark world. With his friends, can he overcome his mental health and lead this world filled with countless horrors into peace? While he made many friends and allies, he also made many enemies, some that he has yet to meet.

Artemis099 · Sci-fi
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283 Chs

You Picked the Wrong Village Fool(3)

"Ow…"

Once the cloud of dust settled down after Sheer Heart Attack exploded, Karl rose up from the ground with minor injuries, but just as he was beginning to recuperate, he was immediately punched in the face by Rodeo, sending him falling into a shed and knocking off his glasses.

Calling Sheer Heart Attack back, Rodeo sensed an impending danger from behind, so he used the RC Stand to stop an assault from Alcina's claw by using Sheer Heart Attack as a shield

"I am Alcina Dimitrescu. Countess of House Dimitrescu and ruler of Castle Dimitrescu, and I demand your respect." 

"No, you demand my imminent demise."

"That as well!"

Retreating from her, Rodeo went for a spin kick, but Alcina grabbed his leg before the kick could connect then slammed him to the ground twice, pausing for a moment, she slammed him again and tossed him towards a wooden barrel, against which Rodeo smashed into it with her overwhelming strength. 

"Puny cat!"

"Yep, I got the hulk treatment..." Rodeo muttered as he grunts in pain, "Ow. Now I know how Loki feels."

Just then, he swiftly noticed Alcina send a swarm of flies towards him, so in response, he quickly hurled Sheer Heart Attack onto the swarm before it exploded, creating a large cloud of black smoke in the process. 

Gritting her teeth in rage, Alcina attempted to see through the mist, only for Rodeo to leap out of the cloud and drop kick her face before grabbing her arm and judo slamming her to the ground, cracking the ground upon impact. As he slammed her there, Rodeo couldn't react quickly enough when Alcina grabbed his face and threw him against a chimney on a roof, causing Rodeo to destroy it into bits before falling back on the ground. 

"Ugh," Alcina grunted in disdain as she stood up and straightened her hat before approaching the downed Rodeo. 

"Switch on!"

To Alcina's shock, one of her arms exploded into atoms, causing her to to cry in pain. Despite the fact that she had completely lost her arm, her immortality began to regenerate a new limb. Turns out that during the judo slam, Rodeo apparently transformed her arm into a bomb without her knowledge.

"You annoying son of a-"

Her sentence immediately cut off with Rodeo jumping towards her and delivered a right hook to her face, a fast spin kick to her face, and a knead to her chin before grabbing her other arm and spinning her around for several seconds before releasing her, sending Alcina flying through three different houses before crashing into a basement of a storage house, carrying explosive barrels. 

"On second thought, I'm gonna turn him into a-"

She stopped her own words mid-sentence when she noticed a small spherical object glues to her palm. Curiously, she fixed her gaze on the object.

It's a frag grenade.

"...Well played."

BOOOM!

The grenade, along with the explosive barrels, exploded at the next instant, and the entire storage house went KA-BLOOEI. 

Rodeo can see the explosion in the distance. Turns out, he stole some tape in the house he crashed due to Urias and utilized it with the grenade for the surprise he presented to Alcina. 

"That will only slow her down for now." Rodeo mumbled, "I just hope she doesn't go full dragon mutation and try to kill me."

As Rodeo was about to run down to search for the exit of the village, only to stop when he saw a wall of green substance blocking his way, he looked at the paths on his left, right and his back and they too were blocked by a wall of green substance.

Rodeo didn't need to question who it was, as he knew who's making those green substances.

"Moreau."

Just as he whispered his name, Rodeo quickly rolled out to the side to avoid an acid geyser that was being fired at him by Moreau, who was standing on the roof of a house still in his basic form.

"Fool! I have the high ground and completely blocked your paths," The ugly looking motherfucker named Moreau said as he chuckled, "Miranda will be very happy once I bring you in, and she will be proud of me. I'll make her really proud."

"Riiiiight…" 

Rodeo evaded another acid geyser from his mouth, then snatched a small plant pot from the window of a house next to him and converted it into a bomb before hurling it towards him and blowing the pot and dirt, creating a dust cloud which blinded Moreau in the process. Not only did it impair his vision, but he coughed as the dirt invaded his lungs. He waved the dust aside to search for Rodeo, only to discover he wasn't in the vicinity.

"Where did he go?"

"SPARTA!"

A sharp cey rang behind him, and when Moreau turned around, he was immediately kicked off the roof he was on by Rodeo and landed on a hay wagon. Sheer Heart Attack went underneath the cart and exploded in a huge explosion, sending Moreau and the entire cart he was on flying far in the sky. 

"Well, he's flying... that's nice." Rodeo says as he returns back Sheer Heart Attack to his hand.

"Hey cat!"

Turning around, Rodeo was confronted with a steel bucket flying at him, but he instantly performed a very hard football kick at the bucket, launching it into the sky, never to be seen again. 

"Back for more?" Rodeo asked smugly of the person who tossed the bucket, who turned out to be Karl Heisenberg, who miraculously survived all of the attacks he enjured with only minor injuries.

"Hmph, don't think that you've got this in the bag. I'll just show what I'm capable of."

With a slightly move of his finger, Karl used his magnetic abilities to create four twenty feet long metallic arms with five digit metal hands on them, which were ten feet wide and seven feet long, entirely made of scrap metal and other metallic items and junk attaching them to his back and using them to lift himself up like he was Doc Ock.

"Getting doc ock vibes from this." Rodeo commented.

"Anything to say?"

"Yeah, I'll say bring it on!"

Almost immediately after that, the two started approaching each other. Once they were within striking distance, Karl instantly deployed two of his right metallic arms to smash Rodeo, but he quickly backsteps from the strike, but was caught by another arm. Within his grasp, Karl slams him to the ground, leaving a small crater in its wake. Standing up with minor injuries, Rodeo leapt towards him, but Karl uppercuts him to the air with one of his left metal arms. In the air, Karl grabbed him and slammed him to the ground before releasing him. 

Stumbling to his feet, Rodeo stood up weakly, but was abruptly punched in the face by all four fists of Karl's metal arms, sending him flying and crashing into a house.

"You can't win this, my friend. Why don't you just be a good little cat and surrender quietly, and I may not end you eventually." Karl said, but then he noticed a flash bang taped to one of his right metallic arms with the pin missing.

BANG!

The flashbang bursted and blinded Karl, prompting Rodeo to swiftly deliver a right hook to the face, a left uppercut, then followed with two fast right jabs, and five lightning-fast left jabs. 

Grunting in annoyance, Heisenberg kicked Rodeo in the face before attempting to sweep his leg with one of his left metallic arms, but Rodeo hopped over the metallic arm sweep and did a rapid spin kick to his face, followed by a punch to the right side of his torso, breaking several of his ribs. 

Yelling in pain, Karl stomped his own foot with his other foot, preventing him from backing up any further, and headbutted Rodeo before unleashing a flurry of punches with his own human fists along with some of his metallic fists in the assault.

"You think you're a hero?! You think you're gonna beat us and walk away, huh?! Well, I've got something for you, the powerful always win if you have tremendous power of this caliber!" Karl shoued with confidence as he continued his assault on Rodeo.

For Rodeo, as he was busy parrying his attacks, his eyes caught an opening in his combo chain, and without hesitation, he did an exceptionally fast uppercut to his chin, stunning him and breaking his combo chain, resulting in... this.

[C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!]

When the killer instinct announcer shouted, Rodeo hoisted him up with his arms and power bombed him to the ground, forcing him to bounce off the ground for a mere second before unleashing a barrage of right and left hooks, driving Heisenberg back as Rodeo continued to move forward and attack him. 

They both kept on unleashing a barrage of right and left hooks on each other, with none of their fists connecting any of their bodies other than their fist as they kept on colliding, creating more shockwaves each time their fists collided.

Any normal person would have seen this fight as a blur of two figures and a series of shockwaves and dust emanating from different directions. Anyone who was close enough to witness the fight had their organs and bones shattered by the sheer force of the shockwaves and furious clash of the two opposing forces' trading blows.

'It's time to end this.' Rodeo thought before leaping over Heisenberg and approaching him from behind, grabbing two of the metal arms, he rips them off his back before blowing them up to atoms.

Grabbing the back of his head, Rodeo violently slams Karl's face into the ground hard before sprinting forward while dragging him along the ground at full speed before tossing him into a house.

Still with little injuries, Karl stood up and broke his remaining metallic limbs into multiple pieces before sending them flying towards Rodeo, who unleashed another barrage of punches and deflecting all the pieces away as he slowly approached Heisenberg. 

Without Rodeo's knowing, Heisenberd sends his hammer hurtling towards Rodeo's back, but the latter immediately backflips and avoids the weapon and lands back on the ground. Similar to Thor, Karl catches his hammer and leaps towards Rodeo and whacks him in the head with it, causing his head to bleed a little.

In response to his attack, Rodeo clenched his fist tightly and punched Karl's gut so fucking hard it cause him to cough out a considerable amount of blood as a result. Gritting his teeth in rage, Heisenberg used his magnetic abilities to control Sheer Heart Attack within Rodeo's left hand and with a flick of his finger, he forcibly sent Rodeo flying and crashing into a wooden fence.

"Is that all you got, old man?" Rodeo said to him in a mocking tone.

When Rodeo looks up, he saw hundreds of metal rods, swords, and spears raining down on him, he hurriedly jumped to his feet and began running, dodging all the metallic objects showering down on him by moving left and right. He snatches two of the falling swords coming down from the sky, which were actually Cavalry Sabers, and begins deflecting the other weapons by swinging the sabers he held at various angles at blinding speed.

Until then, he was struck in the chest by Karl's hammer, which Karl had launched at him, and both Rodeo and the hammer crashed into a house. Adjusting his hat, Karl approached the house, in which he noticed Rodeo lying motionless with his hammer on top of his chest.

"You... were a pain." Karl muttered deeply, feeling slightly exhausted. "Now I suggest you stay down and don't get back up." 

Using his magnetic abilities to bring his hammer out of the house, the hammer came flying back into his palm, and he noticed some blood on the head of his hammer. 

"Hm." Karl smirked, believing he had killed him, but as he peered at the very end of the handle of his handle... 

He saw a flashbang strapped to the end of the handle's tip. 

"Oh shit!" Karl cursed loudly, widening his eyes as he prepared to hurl his hammer into the air to avoid the strange object's blinding and deafening burst.

BANG!

But it was too late, as the flashbang exploded, temporarily stunning Karl. Turns out, Rodeo left enough of his blood on the hammer to make him fall into a false sense of security and allow the flashbang enough time to explode before he could react. 

As Karl regained his vision, he discovered that Rodeo was no longer where he was.

"Where the hell is he now!?"

Before Karl Heisenberd could say anything else, in the next moment...

He sensed a very deadly presence behind his back, causing his eyes to widen with a feeling he had never felt for a long time... fear. 

Slowly turning his head around, Karl saw something that would make anybody flee to the hills and be living in the life of fear and tramautization for generations. 

The man in front of him is now stood at the heart of a vortex of murderous intent. This bloodlust felt as though it could crush a human's heart in an instant, and it seemed almost visible as it flooded everything around him like a tsunami.

Somewhere in the distance, Karl could hear the scream of a soul being pulverized. It felt close to his side, yet far away.

As everything felt as though icy razors had exploded forth in all directions from Rodeo, he opened his mouth.

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"Omae wa mo shindeiru."

Crack! Boom!

Just one step, Rodeo suddenly cracked the stone floor and created a small crater before he rushing towards Karl and slowly clenching his fist. In the blink of an eye, the fist in front of him flashed brighter with a tremendous intensity, before ripping into the air with a sonic boom, like a fully-loaded rocket being blasted out.

It was Instant Death.

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As time seemed too slow to crawl, Karl felt as if a giant wrecking ball several times his size was approaching at a speed that humans would be impossible to see.

"Son of a bi-"

KABOOOOOM!!!

Faster than the eye could blink, Rodeo's fist made contact on Heisenberg's face, causing a massive explosion that rang throughout not only the entire village, but can be heard miles outside. From the impact, the earth beneath the two instantly crumbles as Karl was sent flying through numerous houses before stopping at a chicken coop of someone's house, filled with massive amount of injuries all over his beaten body, rendering him unconscious for now at least.

Urias, who was on top of the roof of a house, witnessed the entire thing. He looked towards Rodeo and noticed he was clutching and staring at Heisenberg's hammer, was injured, and had his back turned. 

Seeing an opportunity, he quickly jumps off the roof and lands on the ground before sprinting towards Rodeo at full speed. When Urias got close enough to Rodeo to cut his head off with his claws, Rodeo suddenly whirled around and smacked him in the face with the hammer with such brute force that a massive boom sound rang throughout the entire village upon impacting his head.

Taking a few steps back, Urias stares at Rodeo for a brief moment before his eyes roll to the back of his head and falls face first on the ground with a loud thud, knocking out cold... for now.

"Flawless victory."

*Music Stops*

Rodeo collapsed on one knee, clutching Karl's hammer and felt his entire body aching  and being in pain.

"Damn, I really needed a break from all the fighting." Rodeo panted, and was about to move forward when he felt two presences behind him.

Turning around, Rodeo swung the hammer to beat his next attackers. However, he halted his movements from striking the two presences when he realized who they were. 

The first one was a woman dressed in a mourning veil and European dress, holding a somewhat miniature creepy looking doll with a very pale complexion, eyes and hair, and dressed in a white wedding gown with a white veil on the top of her head that covers her eyes. The doll is about the size of a normal young girl, but it is not proportioned as such, being much slimmer.

What made the doll appear to be more strange is that it seemed alive.

These were Donna Beneviento and Angie the Doll. 

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