"Ah everything hurts so much" Mitsutiki was a normal human that lived normally until he was hit by a truck while trying to save a kid.
"Wait im alive... so this means that i reincarnated to a diffrent world" Yes Mitsutiki was an otaku but not a serious one so he doesn't know much about reincarnation (so please bear with him not me the author).
"So does this mean that i have a system" as if on cue he heard a.
[ding]
"YES"
[merging system with hosts soul]
"..."
[1..2..25..37..56..71..99..100%]
"what took so long if i remember correctly it should of tooken a few seconds so why did it take 5 hours. O well it is what it is.
[host has recived SATANS INHERITANCE]
"ah why is it in bold" (the system appears like a word document in his mind and it appeared extremely big)
[host should know what to do now]
"dame what a lazy system. STATS.
[ding]
ATK: 3
SPD: 2
DEF: 5
REF: 1
INT: 10
WIS: 4
"hold up why is my defence so high"
[ding]
[is host unhappy with the extra defence points]
"no i did not say that its just that why do i need such defence"
[ding]
[you'll see he he]
"ok now im scared"
[ding]
[the host was not scared before?]
"nope"
[ding]
[what a weird host]
"hey"
[what?]
"wait why did you not ding that time"
[ok then]
[ding]
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[why is host not annoyed yet]
"i lived with 12 sisters that had multiple periods a month"
[yikes]
"yea...so what now"
[leave this place]
"sure why not"
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After they left what they will later call the death zone Mitsutiki asked "so where am I"
[In another world duh]
'yea no shit you lazy system'
[why did you die the time you died]
' yea yea curse my fate'
[what a minute I can....he he]
'o shi...' a vortex appeared a sucked in Mitsutiki.
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Mitsutiki appeared again in a dark space.
'where am i now'
[in a womb]
'shit I knew this would happen'
[don't worry you are still in the new world just this time you a going to be born into the world this time]
'ok that makes sense'
[o yea I added a curse on your mind, body, and soul]
'Wait what'