
For Haruka, the internet was nothing more than an escape from the crushing boredom of his unemployed life. But everything took a bizarre turn the moment he stumbled upon a mysterious interdimensional forum that only had two people online. Bored and looking for some entertainment, Haruka casually registered as a *Helper* and started replying to all kinds of absurd requests for help, assuming they were just silly roleplay jokes. It all began when Kaneki Ken sent an emergency message about a Ghoul threatening his life. [Kaneki Ken: What should I do when I meet a beautiful older sister who turns out to be a ghoul?! I need help right now!] With pure mischievous intent, Haruka gave the most ridiculous advice he could think of: [Haruka: "Magic and miracles are real! Just shout: 'O tiny fairy, transform me into a magical girl!!' and you'll power up! Use your magical powers to beat the crap out of that ghoul!" ( ̄▽ ̄)] In his desperation, Kaneki actually screamed the embarrassing chant. In an instant, a bright pink glow erupted, and the power of *Pretty Cure* shattered the logic of the *Tokyo Ghoul* world. [Kaneki Ken: "Thank you, Mysterious Stranger! The magical girl transformation really worked! But... how do I cancel this pink skirt? (Shy.png) . (*/▽\*)"] Haruka’s twisted miracles didn’t stop there. When Homura Akemi asked how to save Madoka: [Homura Akemi: "How can I save Madoka…?"] [Haruka: "Grab a bottle of cola, draw a magic circle… then shout: 'O tiny fairy, descend upon this mortal realm!!' That way, you can summon me to help!" ( ̄▽ ̄)] The very next second, Haruka—who was still wearing nothing but a baggy t-shirt and flip-flops—suddenly materialized in front of Homura, steaming cup of instant noodles still in hand. [Haruka: "??? (・_・;) ?"] Even when Shu Ouma roared in agony after his right hand was severed. Shu Ouma: "Bokuro… Bokuro-o-Oh-Chikara-ga—!!" Haruka casually replied with the legendary “Three-Second Rule.” [Haruka: "Don’t panic! Three-second rule! Just pick it up and stick it back on before the germs get in!" ( ̄▽ ̄)] Miraculously, the hand reattached perfectly, as if nothing had ever happened. [Shu Ouma: "It’s back on! Thank you, Mysterious Stranger! (Grateful Bow.gif) . m(_ _)m"] Watching all his nonsense advice turn into absolute laws of nature for these protagonists, Haruka could only scratch his non-itchy head in confusion. Was he some kind of multiversal genius… or had the world itself simply lost its damn mind? [Haruka: "(Head Scratch.jpg) . ┐(‘~`;)┌"] --- ⚠️ DISCLAIMER & WARNING ⚠️ Not Original Content: This entire novel is an adaptation and translation of a Mandarin novel. I’m only adapting and translating it into Indonesian/English for everyone to enjoy together. Original Author: 嘟嘟嘟 (Dū dū dū) Original MC Name: 冷墨 (Lěng Mò) Original Title: 这特么也行? (Zhè tèmā yě xíng?) Support the author for more frequent translations: Patreon: https://patreon.com/HarukaRiyadi