
"Sheridan is a terrifying devil!" Dumbledore: Impossible! Sheridan has always been an honest and kind boy! "Sheridan is always breaking school rules!" McGonagall: Nonsense! Sheridan is self-disciplined and studious. He would never break school rules. "Sheridan is a monster! He should be sent to Azkaban!" Hermione: Fine, fine, fine! How dare you insult the Hogwarts tenured professor, the Savior's close friend, a major shareholder of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, a holder of the Order of Merlin (First Class), Head of the Transfiguration Society, Head of the Dark Arts Research Society, a top Potions Master, Honorary Head of the Spellcraft Society, an authority on magical zoology, an authority on herbology, and the Minister for Magic's right-hand man?! Snape: There’s not enough room for all of us... ... Sheridan Wyatt said, "I just wanted to enjoy a peaceful campus life and make some money on the side. How did I end up becoming the Dark Lord?" You ask what I did? Was it researching advanced magic (including the Unforgivable Curses), crafting powerful magical items (bordering on forbidden alchemy), or looking after a few small pets (like the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets)? Don’t all wizards do that?