The Superstar and I Stare Blankly at Each Other

I joined a dating show. Ran into a terrible production team; out of three couples, only the Superstar and I were left, staring at each other. The silence was deafening. I've never seen a dating show end with two guys left. The Superstar: "How about we get to know each other?" Me: "Let's not. I'm just some loser who's always on his phone." The Superstar: "What a coincidence. That's just my type." Me: "???"