
Naruto: Minato Namikaze, Born Villain So I got transported into the Naruto universe as Minato Namikaze? And I'm destined to die during the Nine-Tails attack? Yeah, no—I’m vetoing that future immediately! So, I brought the power of the Sun down to the Land of Fire and decked out my giant battle avatar in heavy-duty armor! I don't have time to pour one out for Obito. Right now, making his debut, it's the young Minato—armed with the powers of creation, moving at the speed of light, and armed with full knowledge of all the plot spoilers! — The Memoirs of the Fourth Hokage — "Let me make this crystal clear: the emphasis in my nickname 'The Yellow Flash' is on the Flash, okay?" "Wood Style is good for more than just bondage, and those magic eyes aren't just for hypnotic mind games. My powers are strictly rated PG!" "The original ancestors were blood brothers, so it totally makes sense for Naruto and Sasuke to be real brothers too, right?" "I'm not a player flirting with everyone; I just have a hard time saying no." "I'll admit I'm a 'wolf in sheep's clothing'—nobody's perfect, even the sun has sunspots. But I draw the line at being called a pervert in sheep's clothing!" "This..." --- 火影:天生邪惡的波風水門