Uchiha Obito in One Piece (Paused)

Standing on a branch looking into the sunset, my thoughts were empty. I just fought with Kakashi and at the same time, I was writing a letter of resignation. And suddenly I felt the body move away from my soul and I came face to face with a dumbfounded Obito. As if something clicked in our heads when we realized that only one would survive, this knowledge came from nowhere, but we both believed instantly.

Alas, Obito was too strong, both physically and mentally. However, he lost to me. The moment he wanted to devour my soul he touched my memories and learning that he was just a character in the story that he was played and he was just a puppet of so many creatures broke him completely.

Having assimilated his soul into mine without resistance, I blinked and found myself on a branch. Chakra knowledge, Obito's whole life was in my head as if I had lived it myself, but there was a difference as if it was not me. My life, birth, orphanage, difficult childhood, school, university and fucking work for a penny was closer and I clearly understood who I was.

Lowering my head, I let out a breath and saw Obito's body. A dark cloak with red clouds fluttered weakly in the strong wind, and when I touched my eyes, I realized that I had two Mangekyo.

I felt something unnatural in my right hand, and rolling up my sleeve I saw an absolutely white hand. I chuckled as I realized that these were the Hashirama cells. Alas, they were a mutual medal, because as soon as I spend my chakra, the cells will be unrestrained and they will absorb me.

"Ahahahahahaha!!!" I laughed out loud and held out my hands.

Just to think of this as a dream, I was isekaied!!!

Suddenly, a thought came to my mind and I calmed down instantly.

Looking around me, I jumped down from the tree and squinted.

Am I in fanfiction? But shaking my head, I decided not to think about these delusional thoughts.

Feeling hungry, I touched the tree and in my brain, I felt every root in the forest. Immediately finding the nearest being, I naturally used the chakra and plunged into the tree, merging with it.

Stepping silently behind the boar, I waved my right hand, breaking its spine. Grabbing it with little effort, I dragged it to a place where I would not make a fire when I was cooking.

Dismembering and cutting the meat, I plunged into thoughts. Everything was so unnatural and unusual, but I felt that it could not be better. It remains to find out if I'm still in Naruto.

If so, then I'll have to deal with all these Otsutsuki if I don't die first.

Without having time to really think, I already made a fire and twisted kebabs on a makeshift skewer.

Having made a couple of skewers, I ate them in one sitting almost without chewing. After eating, I sat around the fire for a while until I felt a noise from the forest and an explosion.

Having instantly folded the seals, I released water from my mouth and reached into my cloak with my hand, but stopped halfway. Apparently, I didn't have a mask.

Deciding to give up on this, I activated the Mangekyo and stepped into my dimension. After walking a few steps, I calculated from memory how many meters it takes to cross 2 kilometers in reality and left the dimension. Once I went into invulnerability mode, I looked around.

Some fat boy stood and cried in front of a group of living plants!?

After activating the Mangekyou, I continued to watch with interest.

The boy took out a slingshot and started shouting bullets all over the place with shells.

"KAYAKUBOSHI! KAYAKUBOSHI! KAYAKUBOSHI!!! KAYAKUBOSHI!!!" - the explosion was heard one after another, destroying the plants of the cannibals.

Suddenly, an old man ran out from behind the trees, screaming.

"Usooop'nn!!!! The island is moving again!!"

"Damn it, not again!!"

Both panicked and didn't seem to know what to do. Wanting to make sure what they were talking about, I approached closer, but as soon as I moved, the island shuddered and I was almost thrown from the tree.

"Hold on to the tree Usop! The island has started eating again!!"

Usop rushed to the tree, covered in sweat and tears and hugged it, on which I was sitting horizontally and closed his eyes screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Hey, could you please stop screaming in my ears?" - having attached the chakra to the trunk, I poked around in my ear.

"AAAAHHHH!!!" Usop screamed in shock and let go of the tree flying down. After making the seal with my hands, I created a lot of wooden beams that rushed toward Usop and grabbed him preventing him from flying down while the island raised the ground vertically. It so happened that I sat as if on a bench, looking at the panicking old man and screaming Usop.

Smiling, I finally realized what world I was in.

"So the worst generation of pirates? I can work with that."

Finally, the living island closed its leaves and total darkness fell. The old man bound himself with vines, Usop was hung right above the red mouth in the center of the island with my technique, and I sat enjoying Usop screaming and waving his arms. Finally, he calmed down, but again tears flowed down his hand.

Clenching his fists, he lifted his head.

"I don't have time to hang here!!! Luffy lost his brother in the war, neither of you two understands the feeling of losing your family!!!"

"Ahhhahaha!!!" laughing like mad i remember my past and Obitos at the same time, I bent down looking down at Usop's face.

"Listen, you are a snotty bastard who grew up in a family with friends, but can you understand the loss of a person close to you? The person you loved and respected so losing him would leave a hole in your heart!? You say it as you understand it!"

"I can not understand because I was not next to him back then !!! How can I be called a friend when at such a moment I couldn't help him at that moment!?"

The island shuddered again and began to open up.

"Luffy!!!" Usop yelled again in tears.

Watching him with my cheek propped up, I could swear Usop had lost a couple of pounds while weeping.

When the island returned to its original position again, I released Usop and from a height, he fell to the ground. It doesn't appear to have done much damage to him. At the same moment, the old man jumped out, looking at me warily, and helped Usop up.

"Usop, let's make a deal." I walked closer, looking into his eyes with my Sharingan.

Usop swallowed at the sight of a strange man from whom danger emanated.

"Help me see the world and I will help you train. Do you agree?"

"What does it mean to see the world?"

"All my long life I was locked up by my worldview, like a sheep I went to my goal without sparing myself and others. I sacrificed a lot thinking that I could achieve happiness, but in the end I did everything I could and what awaited me was betrayal and emptiness in my soul. Now that I am free, I want to open my eyes and enjoy this life without a second thought. Enjoy delicious drinks, look at previously unseen animals, find the secrets of this world and find people who think the same way as I do. Help me find all this and I will make you stronger."

After stopping, Usop frowned and the old man in strange clothes spoke up.

"I think we should introduce ourselves first, I am the champion of the forest! HERACLES'N!!!!" - Standing in a cool pose, he seemed to shine from this. Did he watch JoJo, to make such a pose?

"And I'm Usop!!!" - having jumped up as if not cheerful, Usop's centner stood in a similar position.

"Call me, Obito."

"Okay Obito! I agree! The great and mighty Usop agrees to show you the whole world!!! But how will you train me?"

"It's pretty simple. Let's do a couple of push-ups first. Do ten to start." I crossed my arms and grinned to myself.

"Yes sensei!!!" - having fallen to the ground with his stomach, Usop put his hands on the ground, but could not push off.

After two minutes, he relaxed and almost cried from helplessness.

"And this is your will!? Weakling! How can you help your friend Luffy if you don't help yourself!!!" I frowned and screamed.

Fire lit up in Usop's eyes and he received a surge of strength.

"Once! Two!" - wrung out twice, he immediately fell heavily sweating.

I took a deep breath and closed my eyes with my palm.

"Don't give up Usop! You managed to do it twice, let's take a break and eat!" Heracles immediately jumped up to him.

Spreading my fingers, and opening one of my eyes, I looked into Usop's eyes.

"Usop, look me in the eyes."

He immediately lifted his head and looked.

"This is my clan's secret Dojutsu, Shmentai collection: Lovecraft dream, each exercise moves the tentacles away! If they get to you..."

"Ha? What are you…" Usop suddenly discovered that around him a bunch of half-naked girls was strung on tentacles and they were doing something with them. Suddenly, the tentacles reached out to him, and realizing what fate awaits him, he screamed like a girl.

"AAAAAA!!! Just not this!!! I'm not one of those!!!" - shouting, he remembered my words and immediately began to do push-ups.

"One two three four five ..." - as a result, having done fifty push-ups, the illusion disappeared and he returned back to us.

"You see, you could do it fifty times!" I smiled and sat down looking at him with a sly smile.

Steam was pouring from the Usop, as if from a stove, and tears flowed from his eyes. He already regretted agreeing to the deal so rashly...