Naruto:I woke up as the snake man himself Orochimaru

a man was standing on the 3rd floor of an apartment drinking a wine glass and setting it on the balcony seal he reached in his pocket pulling out a machine pistol as soon as he heard the door open he aimed shooting 27 shots as the sound of bodies dropping was heard "I'm the most wanted for a reason God it's like they forget who their chasing" he senses were on high alert as he barrel-rolled dodge a hail of bullets shattering the glass ripping the rails off the balcony "hahaha now that was better" he got up hands-up. "To think you were classed as so dangerous that we needed a heavy machine gun as a precaution your time is up Odin you've been caught," said a man wearing an FBI uniform "ah my favorite agent has come personally for me I feel so honored Roland Carson but don't get confused "I'm letting you bring me in and to reiterate my point" he snaps his fingers as red dots shine on their heads looking up they see a tone of camouflage drones that blended with the ceiling." The only reason you fine individuals aren't with your ancestors is that I felt like getting caught" the men then aimed their guns "well then you can die here" as soon as bullets began to fly an inch from his body the whole place was blown up by a rocket launcher held by someone in the distance.

~afterlife~

he got up seeing someone sitting on a glowing throne "well those were some interesting final moments why did you let yourself get surrounded saying all that knowing they'd execute you on the spot with no spectacle?" the being asked "simple I became a boogeyman matter fact normal law enforcement wouldn't even step near me I had connections across the world all because I destroyed a phew big players in the black market simply because I didn't like them also holding national monuments hostage I was surprised that they didn't shoot on sight" the God chuckled "Well I'm willing to give you a second chance how about It" he took a thinking pose "sure why not" the God smirked, "we'll then I'm looking forward to seeing your reaction " with that said Odin was surrounded by light before disappearing.

(ok so it's gonna be a transmigration fanfic but the MC is going to be our favorite villainous snake man Orochimaru the second chapter will be more eventful but here's a question of the day should he be him during the sannin era or a year after the nine-tails attack? comment peace!)